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Well I think I shall make an intro to... well me! ˗ˏˋ ★ ˎˊ˗ ☾⋆⁺₊✧✧₊⁺⋆☽☾⋆⁺₊✧✧₊⁺⋆☽☾⋆⁺₊✧✧₊⁺⋆☽☾⋆⁺₊✧✧₊⁺⋆☽ ⋆｡°✩|My name is StaticBats or Bats|✩°｡⋆ ⋆｡°✩|I am an artist and vtuber|✩°｡⋆ ⋆｡°✩|My account is intended to be 18+ as I post nsfw things here|✩°｡⋆ ⋆｡°✩|I DO NOT USE NOR SUPPORT AI|✩°｡⋆ ☾⋆⁺₊✧✧₊⁺⋆☽☾⋆⁺₊✧✧₊⁺⋆☽☾⋆⁺₊✧✧₊⁺⋆☽☾⋆⁺₊✧✧₊⁺⋆☽ Art tag: #StaticBatsArt check repiles for socials <3

@Ali_cat_78 @darthroach_ Truth

@staticbats @darthroach_ She wasn't baffled about the sex stuff. She was baffled that in these times, her family still didn't learn not to have babies as babies.

So I just got off the phone with my granny... I had told her I didn't want to put my PC in the living room of the place we are moving cause I work on my pc (commissions) and she said "So?" (She is 59) and I had to explain that I do NSFW commissions. Her reply was...

@ctb14s @darthroach_ Yep!

@staticbats @darthroach_ Wait she is a 59 year old great grandmother?

@hesperghoul Lmao teen pregnancy🫡

@staticbats your grandma is younger than my mom how is that possible

@Sweetheart_Az See. This is what I want. I’m just gonna tie him to a chair and do it :D

@staticbats Do it to him and ask him “does Polly want a cracker?”

My boyfriend just came into our room with a bag.. turns around in his chair so i can't see said bag. Goes "do you want a surprise?" I say nothing he proceeds to shove 2 GRAHAM CRACKERS IN MY MOUTH.... What is my next move...

@mentally_ill_gf Yep I am from a line of teen parents lol (my granny had my mom at 18 my mom had me at 19 and I am 21 turning 22 this year)

@staticbats Damn 59 yro granny? Are you like 12 or your parents just had you crazy young. And assumingly granny had your parent crazy young

@fel1nae I think I’d want.. a permanent csp license…😭

DEAR ARTISTSS!!! #artists If you had the budget to buy any artist-related needs, what would be your wishlist? #artmootsㅤㅤㅤㅤ

@silentyellowtv HAHAH well hi Silent PFFFFF

@staticbats omg i can’t believe i just found your twitter bc of this post HAHAAHA

My Vgen: vgen.co/StaticBats My Twitch: twitch.tv/staticbats My carrd: staticbats.carrd.co

Well I think I shall make an intro to... well me! ˗ˏˋ ★ ˎˊ˗ ☾⋆⁺₊✧✧₊⁺⋆☽☾⋆⁺₊✧✧₊⁺⋆☽☾⋆⁺₊✧✧₊⁺⋆☽☾⋆⁺₊✧✧₊⁺⋆☽ ⋆｡°✩|My name is StaticBats or Bats|✩°｡⋆ ⋆｡°✩|I am an artist and vtuber|✩°｡⋆ ⋆｡°✩|My account is intended to be 18+ as I post nsfw things here|✩°｡⋆ ⋆｡°✩|I DO NOT USE NOR SUPPORT AI|✩°｡⋆ ☾⋆⁺₊✧✧₊⁺⋆☽☾⋆⁺₊✧✧₊⁺⋆☽☾⋆⁺₊✧✧₊⁺⋆☽☾⋆⁺₊✧✧₊⁺⋆☽ Art tag: #StaticBatsArt check repiles for socials <3

@maneqcxx LETS SHOOT THIS Here is some of my work plus my vgen: vgen.co/StaticBats

helloooo drop your commissions below or dm me ^_^ and repost this, im looking to commission peopleeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!! ill read every single post! edit: im looking to comm fullbody of my oc! #commissions #commissionsopen #vgen #paypal #artist #artists

@PennieRoyalT Ummm I think I grew up thinking I’d have them around forever but my mom decided to change that dying at 32 lol. But it’s also hard cause you watch them go from so much energy and abilities to slowly deteriorating. It’s a good and a bad.

@staticbats What’s it like to have young parents and grandparents cause I’m 31 and my parents are 69 and 66 and my grandparents that are living are in their 90s lol

@LeahBeeCrazy True true 😭

@staticbats what do you think happens in those nursing homes? ( :( )

@AlsiusAD Oh trust me I’m fully aware and super happy my mothers side fully supports me

@staticbats Family like that is to kill for actually, it's very lucky, my family supported me drawing various things like that too, I know it looks like it's embarrassing, but trust me, being supportive like that comes about very rarely

@Laycoln001 LITERALLY

@staticbats The ‘you go porn girl’ absolutely ended me 😭 Grandma had no hesitation

@EmmanuelTcee My granny had my mom when she was 18 and my mom had me at 19 😅

@staticbats How is it possible to have grandma of 59 and you are an adult now. 😂

@DZagufarov I wasn’t going to initially 😭

@staticbats I would never explain that to my grandma

@LeavanniteA I do too! She said she’s gonna tell my papa I’m a “porn dealer” 😭

@staticbats idk if its just my experience but i think female family members are just kinda like this. My mom encouraged me to draw NSFW comms when I mentioned I was thinking of doing it I could go into a big analysis of why I think that is but idr feel like it

@Gnizzll69 PFFFFF

@staticbats Granny's can't get their rocks off anymore smh

@greatnezwithu IM DYING

@staticbats that’s the shortest career review I’ve ever seen