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@GoodwinMJ It definitely is number 2

They can attack me all they want. I literally don’t care. Suicide of a Nation is now the Number 2 book in Britain. Because people know I have a point. We are losing our country. I will never stop speaking the truth.

@SuellaBraverman Did you do anything about this 'problem' while you were in government?

Too many schools, supported by their local councils, are teaching a politicised curriculum. We need to end political indoctrination in schools. Vote Reform to restore common sense and patriotism to the classroom.

@PolitlcsUK That's David Brent

🚨 WATCH: Ipswich Town’s Chairman apologises for hosting Nigel Farage “I unreservedly apologise for any hurt, pain, distress that’s been caused”

@SenseiCarl_ Ferenc Puskas Just Fontaine Stanley Matthews Pele Charlie Adam

After the Charlie Adam vs. Pele debacle, I’m interested to see everyone’s top 5 football players ever. Let’s keep it to midfielders and forwards, no defenders or goalkeepers. Show me yours ⬇️

@LukeEdwardsTele LOCK UP THE HORSES

Fights have broken out close to St James’ Park. Small groups of Sunderland supporters had broken away from police escort and walked through large gathering of Newcastle fans. And were predictably attacked #nufc #safc

@Jihooncrypto Hope he's OK

@Robbie9Fowler The word you're looking for is 'shite'

All. Over. The. Place

@JamesPearceLFC That's what she said

It had been coming. Absolute mess of a performance.

@LFC I will not

Read Arne Slot's reaction to Liverpool's 1-1 draw with Tottenham Hotspur at Anfield on Sunday.

@TheAnfieldWrap Terry Wogan

“Having got themselves in a winning position, they didn’t seem to know what to do with themselves…Spurs deserved a point today and that’s the damning thing about Liverpool…” Post-Match Show 🔜

@JamesLucasIT Saturday Night by Whigfield

What's the most profoundly beautiful piece of music you have ever listened to?

@Nigel_Farage It doesn't count when you've found the flowers at the side of the road

Happy Mother's Day! 💐

@Nigel_Farage Do you not like beaver, Nige?

The Bank of England is replacing Winston Churchill with a picture of a beaver on our bank notes. This is the definition of woke.

@nigelglancy @empireofthekop Are you saying he's wrong about his opinion?

@empireofthekop Salah should be in this top 3 for barnes

Phil Thompson names his top three Liverpool players of all time 🗣️ “The top three. John Barnes, what a player. Absolutely sensational. I just loved it – gliding through, beating players, so exciting, won trophies, longevity. “No.2, Steven Gerrard. Carried the team for so many years. Absolutely different class at times. “No.1 has to be Kenny Dalglish. I just think again, longevity, winning things, but excitement – this fella did it for years.”

@JohnCleese John you're making a massive show of yourself

An exercise in self control... Watch this and try not to throw up

@MbarkCherguia Barm

I’m currently having a blazing argument, please help me settle this once and for all. What is this???

@NEUnion off sick with a stomach bug and I've now had 3 emails from school asking when I'm coming back. Is this OK?

@em_Lazzy Holiday on the Buses

what's a movie that had the BIGGEST PLOT TWIST EVER and it still blows your mind just thinking about it?

@OliverKay The ref shouldn't be making sense of what's going on until the ball is in play, then give a foul/pen if an offence is committed. What happening now isn't refereeing, it's coaching.

A lot of talk today about quality/entertainment level of this season's Premier League. Interesting that it comes after a weekend of high-scoring games (3-4, 5-2, 2-3). There haven't been many of those this season. The quality/standard of the PL is extremely high, but the quality of the football has been alarmingly low. The widespread reliance on set-pieces (and no it isn't just one or two teams) makes for an ugly spectacle. Long spells of almost every game are spent watching a player trundle over to take a corner/FK/throw and then linger for another 30 seconds while the ref tries (or doesn't try) to make sense of the chaos in the six-yard box. So much time and — crucially — momentum lost waiting for set-pieces. It's football without spontaneity, without fluency, without creativity, without risk. There are some very welcome exceptions, but so many games are a tough watch nytimes.com/athletic/67198…

@LeeHurstComic What a massive pile of shite

I was taken on a tour of an Armitage Shanks factory over the weekend by an ex army chap. Unbeknownst to me they just had a huge order for toilets from Whipsnade. I pointed to the multitude of crates and asked “What’s that over there?” To which the ex army chap guide said: “Zoo Loos… Thousands of them.”