Dave Colin

Talk to your mates

We literally allow these businesses to be opened! Politicians, planners, landlords. The answer is to…stop allowing them! It’s not rocket science. But the right generally isn’t interested in solutions. Just don’t open more vape shops and bring back trading standards!

You would think the maften hall meeting was the Yalta Conference way journos are going on about it

@r007228 @therealmissjo Do the passport form i set up

@therealmissjo @dave_ramsey Jesus

I despair. Imagine being a 17 year old girl on the night bus to Bradford. You just want to get home. The bus unexpectedly terminates in Morley, Leeds, you are told by the driver you should take a taxi and your phone is flat. What can you do? The only other passenger, who you don’t know, offers to share a taxi with you. This happened to a poor girl on 25 March 2025. Chiemka Okoronta, a 29 year old migrant from Nigeria, talked her into sharing a taxi, took her remaining money as payment for the taxi and then diverted the taxi to his accommodation where he locked her in a bathroom and raped her. She managed to eventually get out and was captured on CCTV fleeing the scene, heading towards the city centre where she stopped a passerby and used their phone to call the police. Okoronta was found guilty of three counts of rape and sentenced to 10 years in prison, with 3 years on licence. The judge said he was a “dangerous sexual predator” and she hoped he would be deported after he finishes his sentence. The girl has said that her entire life has changed. She does not like leaving her room or socialising and feels under threat all the time. Does anyone believe he will be deported?

You're about 170 years too late to "introduce bagels to London," pal

I have no idea how many times we have to dance this dance. It really isn’t high risk, high opportunity at all. Trump will probably be on his best behaviour. Everyone will gush. Praise as a triumph. Then a few days later Trump will forget about it. And go back to normal.

@fighthype Once again in plain English?

Mayweather vs Pacquiao II Update: Cancer is being removed and contract getting fixed! It looks like the Fight may actually get made now by the real quarterback. More details to follow …

A Portuguese guy turned up to our very English-style five-a-side. Week 1 he's unflappable, picking off pinpoint passes, barely broke sweat. Last night, Week 5 he hoofed a clearance out of the courts and yelled 'fuck's sake, lads'. So proud he's embraced our football culture.

The UKification of Britain has to end. It’s all stupidly recent. Stop slapping UK on everything. It’s not who we are.

Anything else going on, Bill?

A U.S. president threatens to exterminate a civilization Genocidal language from a deranged person who should be removed from office

We're on the verge of a genocidal, nuclear war that our supposed "ally" has said he's ready to unleash. Would it be too much to ask for the Prime Minister to have something to say about it? Or do? Suspend US bases now.

@Keir_Starmer @lmharpin No fan of Kanye but Trumps on about nuking someone and this is where your energy is spent?

Kanye West should never have been invited to headline Wireless. This government stands firmly with the Jewish community, and we will not stop in our fight to confront and defeat the poison of antisemitism. We will always take the action necessary to protect the public and uphold our values.

We are on the verge of witnessing a potentially immense new surge in the scale of war crimes by Trump & Netanyahu. Both are out of control. The very least the UK should do is to make it clear that they will join with other states to pursue both through the courts for these crimes

I genuinely can’t stand people who think like this

I can’t wait to claim I never saw this in 40 years time then demand thousands of pounds in compensation

Because it is really hard

🚨 BREAKING: Keir Starmer says he will form a new partnership with the EU in the coming weeks "As the world continues down this volatile path, our long-term national interest requires closer partnership with our allies in Europe and with the European Union"

Italy denying base access to the U.S. France denying overflight rights for U.S. mil aircraft heading to Israel. Spain shuttering airspace to U.S. aircraft involved in the Iran war. Poland refusing U.S. request to send air defense to the Middle East. Europe is growing a pair.