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@davedollar

Writer, blogger, podcaster, pop culture enthusiast & Disney Travel Planner at @THEmagiconadollar.... 1/2 a breakfast taco from Bogeda.

Birmingham, AL Katılım Mart 2009
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When I send postcards or letters from a hotel (like the Disneyland Hotel today), I always channel my inner Andy Dufresne, saying with a wry smile, “Would you add this to your outgoing mail...?”
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@DrRitaDed Hey folks… this is a satire account
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I grew up in a smoker's home. Looking back, I understand that my clothes and hair must've reeked of it, meaning going to school (in South Alabama, so hence sweating for 10 months out of the year) meant I smelled. Smelled awful. Yikes I've often thought about how, if I could go back, I would wash my clothes and put them in an airtight container, then wait until the last possible minute to shower - then after my shower, get dressed quickly and leave the house as quick as i could. Maybe Julie Wise would've gone out with me then. Or maybe I was just a dork and smell had no bearing on my datelessness.
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Last fall, my kid got in trouble because he threw dirt in another kid’s face. Found out why. That other kid gave my kid a big wedgie. So when my kid came home, we chatted about appropriate responses. Then I gave him ice cream. We’ve had no issues since then.
Americana Mama@AmericanaMama_

Nah fam

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@megbasham @Amelia558rs Audrey Hepburn by a mile. She is one of the most beautiful people that has ever existed.
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Amelia@Amelia558rs·
Mirror mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all?
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While @libsoftiktok does a lot more commentary now, she got famous by just reposting videos that were already public from liberals, so the world could see what they were saying. And people didn’t like the world seeing their lunacy. Also—@PamBondi should have been fired over this binder stunt. I was out on Pam from that day forth.
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This is who's running Libs of TikTok

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@BreeSolstad Which begs the question - if people singing praise to Christ in a public display of faith is not worship , then what is worship?
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@megbasham If using ellipses suddenly becomes an AI tell… I’m in trouble,
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Seth Dillon@SethDillon·
We made a joke about Karens. A woman named Karen got offended and sent us an angry letter. So we wrote an article at @Not_the_Bee about the irony of it. Then another woman named Karen got mad and wrote a letter to complain about the article we'd written about the first letter.
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I was rooting hard for Delroy Lindo and thought he was better than winner Sean Penn - Delroy was throwing 110mph in Sinners and one of the best performances of the year. #oscars
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Ellie Kemper doesn’t age. (Checks list) Yep. Still crushin’ on Kimmy Schmidt #oscars
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I like that the Oscar producers said "Running time? Screw it. We do what we want. Every bit gets 7 minutes, whether it works or not" #oscars
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Jimmy Kimmel is almost as obsessed with Trump as Trump is obsessed with Trump - At least Trump is funny. #Oscars
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"The One"🙏🙏🙏
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