Dave Godowsky

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@Uber_Support i was just charged for a trip I never took and your AI support is incapable of helping. The driver said he picked me up but he just drove by and kept the meter running for 20 mins. Then ended the trip and charged me.

Connect with me if you’re joining the great migration to Bluesky: davegodowsky.bsky.social

@ATCreatures Why did I post this

@davegodowsky It actually literally does, Dave.

Having followers doesn’t make you a leader

Just popping back over here for one final tweet to encourage people to switch over to Threads: RON CARTER’s hangin out there.

@rflax Just got one but thanks! That was quicker/easier than expected

@TwoBitManchild Thank you!!

@guster Sounds like a song from Sheboygan: The Musical

What does one do in Sheboygan? (A real question and also maybe a great name for a fictional play?)

@ericslickmusic Sounds difficult

i have something to admit. this year, i played "peaches en regalia" on marimba for my synagogue talent show at age 36

@MmeClairevoyant BAD ART FOREVER

Nevermind

I guess it wouldn’t need to be a “social network,” could just be a website. Actually I guess Wikipedia does this

I’d like to see a social network that’s just bits of information about Tim Curry (cc @elonmusk)

@coolingpie This one is both horrible and amazing:

This has to be the worst album cover of all time

@sad13 @malfc Yes! Mike, hit me!

If anyone can figure out how to lay vocals from Turnstile "I Don't Wanna Go Blind" over Dead Prez "Hip Hop" I'm pretty sure they share exact bpm, same key, requires almost zero effort aside from locating isolated vox.

@rilaws I’m even annoyed at them for not making it a clean 400x

Everyone is getting robbed blind so the children of the nobility can make cute videos about their daily coffee and salad routines in cities their parents have gutted and then it’s rude if we ask about nepotism

@Underrated_Dom @nytimes @wirecutter Totally bro

After 150 hours of research and testing, @Wirecutter testers believe they have found the five best clitoral vibrators. No toy offers the level of power and intensity as the widely beloved Magic Wand. nyti.ms/3O4MBF3

@TeaPainUSA @GreatDismal Looks more like a drummer to me but ok

Boom! Another key player flips! rawstory.com/jan-6-26623319…

What if instead of issuing an apology for her transphobia @jk_rowling changed her name to “Jkjkjkjk Rowling”?