Mr Dave to you #FBPE

@RossKneeDeep They aren't parents. They are first and foremost drone warriors of the idiocracy. Impossible to defeat with facts, knowledge or reasoning. Their only weaknesses are hats and slogans.

Seriously, what type of parents refuse to have their children vaccinated against Polio and the Measles?

@lippyent I'm really feckn old. Haven't even looked at comments and I'm thinking Man, did that dynamo give some drag for a weak ass yellow glow with no throw. Then Maglites happened and we could see shit at night lol.

Hmm 😒 🤔?¿

@sharpchr81 @BMeiselas Chris, despite his name, continues to blunt his crayon against his self-imposed belief system. Understanding requires a healthy dose of logic and critical reasoning, both of which are tax and tariff free but payable by thinking. As the exporters have the monopoly on this......

@BMeiselas Tariffs are paid by the exporters.

Hi Charlie who is paying these new taxes?

@WGHealthandCare @livingstreets @W_2_R_Woods @PoblGwaith @CeriFPbakes

Community-based social prescribing is a key part of our mental health strategy.🙂 Walking groups organised by @livingstreets, @W_2_R_Woods, @PoblGwaith demonstrate the benefits of walking and outdoor activity to our mental health and wellbeing. 🚶 👇 gov.wales/new-vision-men…

@JoJoFromJerz The difference between attack plans and war plans is in the amount of sand stacked between the ear lobes. Sand stacks are unstable and liable to collapse to a low level.. 🤷‍♂️

Wait, wait, WAIT — the White House is now saying that the Atlantic “lied” because Goldberg was texted “attack” plans and not “war plans” ahead of our PLAN to bomb the Houthis?!?! Are you fucking kidding me?!?

@Ariellex1_ Y'know, I have few worries if there's parents who give a shit. Don't care at all if the parents are male, female, lizard or symbiotic. If they're giving a shit and parenting, let them fecking parent. I wish my mum was a Karen parent. Big ups to the give a shit parents!

Gay adoption arguments will never make sense to me…. U realize the kid had…no parents right Like no mom or dad That’s why it was up for adoption Or the gay couple is super rich and did surrogacy and now the kid got 2 rich ass gay parents😭😭😭 I promise u the kid gon be okay

@ArtturiRaisio @SherryLyn369 @DogLovers03 It isn't just dogs. My cat Boots (Full name - Princess Puss in Boots - yeah, she was really all that!) knew the sound of my car (admittedly few Carb cars around by then) from 2 streets away and would be trotting up the road to meet me. Would ride home on my shoulder pirateish.❤

This dog's name was Gunner. My uncle brought him back from WW2. He was raised and slept under my uncle's anti- aircraft gun. The gun crew shared their rations to feed him. By the time he was 18 months old, my uncle said he would stand up and look at the sky. If he laid back down they knew all was ok. If he growled and put his hackles up they got at the ready. He knew the sound of the German aircraft and my uncle said he never got it wrong. He said Gunner was better than any early warning system. I'm probably the only one left in the family that knows that story now, so I thought I'd tell it before it's lost forever, like many stories must be from that time. Thanks for reading it.

@SherryLyn369 @DogLovers03 It isn't just dogs. My cat Boots (Full name - Princess Puss in Boots - yeah, she was really all that!) knew the sound of my car (admittedly few Carb cars around by then) from 2 streets away and would be trotting up the road to meet me. Would ride home on my shoulder pirateish.❤

My dad had a dog when I was a kid that knew when he was coming home 30 minutes before he did. He would get all excited and wound up. The thing is my dad ran his own mechanic shop, he never came home at the same time. The dog always knew. My mom and dad told the story all the time, others verified.

@WilkCathy @OJoelsen Oh they're friendly alright. But they are not stupid enough to invite expansionist neighbours over to check the property line, ya know. There's lines on them there maps bro, this bit here be us, you ain't invited to move those lines!

Representatives of the American government have been going door to door in Greenland’s capital, Nuuk, in recent days ahead of the now-canceled visit by the U.S. Second Lady, Usha Vance. This is according to TV 2’s correspondent in Nuuk, Jesper Steinmetz. “American representatives have been walking around, practically knocking on one door after another in the past few days to ask if people might be interested in a visit from the Vice President’s wife. Everywhere, the answer was the same: ‘No, thanks.’” Source; TV2.

@SangitaMyska @metpoliceuk @MetCC I'm over in the nicer place now, but popped back because of this notification. Fox, so bang out of order here (not the first time) needs picking up by his earlobes. Old copper style. Sangita, keep pushing on this. His version of hatred is pushed hard and needs action against

To the Metropolitan Police, I’d like to report a hate crime committed by Laurence Fox. “You are not welcome in my country” is a racist trope. I am British. @metpoliceuk @MetCC Evidence below:

I'm over by there, not over by here. Turn left at the taxi rank and avoid the bile canal. bsky.app/profile/davejf…

@PalmerReport So yeah, still here, even if sarcastically from once removed anger. But still, f#cking still, breathing and thinking we can and should be better than this shit.

@PalmerReport It's kinda late here in Wales, and I'm tired dude. What the f#ck did your country do (apart from effectively shutting down felons, securing voting systems to be unquestionably secure, having truth to power and lies) these last few d/m/y's. My existentiality uses the same oxygen

Who’s still here?

@CatLaw75 And yes, I should also be sleeping 😴

@CatLaw75 It's the weight of external, somewhat existential events hun. Add them to your daily anxieties and yeah, eyelids will not give in until shattered. Weirdly, it's a normal for folk in times like this. Keep your feet warm and nap as well as you can.

@SianaNache79742 Georgi, if it weren't for slightly higher sea level, mainland UK would still be physically traversable to France/Holland. We are from continental Europe. Whether Dane, Franc, Germanic or, more recent times from further afield, we all got here but weren't from here. British all.

The place of UK is in Europe. Always been and always will be. You can’t beat the geography. Geographically UK is a part of European continent. It doesn’t matter that some people don’t like it - UK is in Europe. America is far away and they have their own agenda. Remember that.

@BaddCompani I thought cheating didn't exist when the liars win? It's a straight "hell yeah we won" when spurious numbers favour the previously grieved? I'm UK, so not directly my fight, but this smells so off.

As Donald Trump says, every ballot must be counted!

@MuellerSheWrote @cgrendy3 Whether u love or hate u'r system of justice (I'm UK so no dog in u'r fights) it is the system u have, have voted for, and agreed through Congress. Does it work? Kinda sometimes mostly. That isn't bad when looking around the world. Do I think y'all dropped this'un. Hell yeah

It might have been Jack Smith's idea. Whoever's idea it is, I think it's wrong. Earlier this year, DoJ said it would work up to inauguration if trump won. Throwing in the towel feels like obeying in advance. On the other hand, there's no way a trial would happen before January 20th, but I say they should stay until their fired.

What say you @MuellerSheWrote ?

@Ginger_Tucci Honestly, as much as its about the mess and impact to wildlife, for me the main takeaway is we let absolute conkers buy explosives at the supermarket? Don't give bang bangs to dumb dumbs!

I would absolutely LOVE to see fireworks banned for public sale. Absolutely zero fucking need, a nuisance, cause trash & scare the shit out of pets and wildlife. Absolutely fucking rotten things.

@HolmanTravel @SouthDallasFood If you did that next door (I'm in Wales) you'd get a slap. Grill or oven for crispy bacon. Don't know what that monstrous cooking technique is, but don't bring it here. Grill, fry, broil, aye, but don't do that!

@SouthDallasFood bro learned to cook in England

Hold up are we boiling our bacon now? Is this a thing?