David Lowry

@Stocklington You’re as working class as the next man. As long as the next man is Viscount Linley.

@John_Stepek Separate discussions about “who’s more working class” with different folk have both resulted in me being called “fencing wanker”. A food-based version would be preferable to a sports-based one I am losing. I was 30 before I had a soup other than Heinz tomato: does that count?

My main interest in the "working class interns" story is the hilarity that will ensue as people try to game the definition of a working class job - I simply cannot wait to hear the Four Yorkshiremen-style tales that will come out. "Luxury! I was 17 before I ever ate an olive"

Paging @daverodney.

@Stocklington Is it any good? Never seen.

I am watching 28 Days Later again. What I’d forgotten, and which now seems unfortunate and ominous, is that the whole outbreak was let loose by well-meaning zealot activists. Folk thinking they are doing good in the face of a “wrong” they did not fully understand. #JustSayin

@HawksmoorTweets Ashoka on Ecccleshall Road never disappoints.

Any tips for a great lunch in Sheffield today?

@VirginAtlantic Hi. Friends (mum and 2 kids) are stuck in Cape Town thanks to problem at LHR and your ground staff send them home saying “it’s not Virgin’s problem”. They’re trying to get back from a family funeral. What help can you offer?

@CMJohnstonNI It’s good but I can’t actually see the engine of the steam train.

@CMJohnstonNI That story is mad. Is there any equivalent of Right to Choose in NI?

@adrianmckinty A trip to Barnett Demesne?

@MSQSteveM Congrats Steve - all the best with it.

campaignlive.co.uk/article/former… via @campaignmag our shiny new agency launches today. We are open for business 😀

@TMIrelandHelp Don’t worry - I am sorted now. Thanks for prompt replies / help (and for having fixed it!)

@davelowry Follow us and a team member will send you a DM

@TMIrelandHelp waiting for 15 mins now for the tickets to load for the Lions Presale, is it working?

@benmrowe @joesarling @TMIrelandHelp Looks like it’s sorted now and up and running. Good luck, everyone.

@TMIrelandHelp @OisinOC Hi - I’m in the same boat. Registered, have unique code etc, initially the event wasn’t loading and now I am just seeing “Sorry, tickets are currently not available”. @TMIrelandHelp - are you able to help, please?

@OisinOC Hi. If you are registered for presale, you will have received a presale link via email. Please access our website using this link to access the presale. Thanks.

@jimibradley Really don’t know why we weren’t better friends at school.

My New Year resolution: to leave this place. It’s not doing my brain any good. I feel a bit like Steve Redgrave - if you see me back here for anything other than travel info, please laugh and point.

@gilescoren That’s a brilliant, controlled and rage-inducing bit of writing. Sorry to hear about your mum.

They killed my dad, they had a fair old crack at my mum, and now they’re coming for my children. Merry fucking Christmas from Big Tobacco. 🎅 🚬 💀 thetimes.co.uk/article/big-to…

@DBSchoolsCup Lovely photo. Do you think you might actually post details of the draw soon?

Our 23/24 Danske Bank Ulster Schools' Cup and Bowl Captains 🙌🏉 Great to have the Round of 16 Draw for both competitions at Kingspan today ✨

@gordonsmart It’s a good point you make and it’s a long-term failure of governments. We’re spoiled in London with public transport but when you look at the national level it’s a disgrace.

@brucemcconachie Having worked in technical support, I can assure you that those “stupid” steps can’t be skipped for everyone…

If you Google technical support there should be an option to skip all the stupid steps. All instructions start with about 5 steps that are all a stupid as "Make sure the device is switched on" or "Switch the device on using the power button (📲)"