🙊Dave Uttley🙊

This tour must be costing you a fortune with the rising petrol prices @JokesWithMark Every little spell helps 🤪

@LaticsOfficial So he’s finally recovered from having a new one ripped by @DRBrooks15 at Swillsboro

The Deadline Day Hunt for Jack is over! 💪 ✅ ✍️ We are delighted to confirm the signing of experienced defender Jack Hunt until the end of the season! #wafc 🔵⚪️

IOPCC, OFFICER GETTING SACKED IN THE MORNING Man screams in pain after police ram him off surron, (electric dirt bike) while he had NO HELMET ON in Kensington, an inner city area of Liverpool

@VerandahAntigua Lovers Beach Ladies toilet, blocked for over 24 hours after “Brenda from Connecticut” dropped a turd so legendary it’s achieved heritage status. Five-star resort, zero-star plumbing. Guests traumatised maintenance req’d asap to fight full-scale shituation💩🏝️

Tuning in from my honeymoon in Antigua. Weirdly the best WiFi signal was at the beach bar. Keep up the good work @SkySportsNews @asaba_carl UTB. - big shout out to all my family and friends back home x

@robstaton Looks like Road Town. Hope you went to Pussers for a few Painkillers

Keeping up with the football scores back home with this view today ☀️

@stevenabrahams1 Haha

@daveuttley Saw this. Thought of you lot…

@Markmoorhouse2 Something for him to print off and wipe his arse on.

I’ve sent John Textor a message on his Instagram account telling him not to go to far away because the New football regulator will sort it & maybe a 12 hour deal could happen 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️ He was going to Send big also FFS Chansiri u C__T 🥵😡 SWFC

@jaymurphy110 @mattletiss7 Or plugging CBD 🙄

@mattletiss7 Look forward to your measured, intellectual response that doesn't involve vaccinations or space wizards

Just seen Gary Neville’s video 😳😳😳😳😳

@shez_1991 So unfair!!

Excuse me mr an mrs paterson can i have a jam sandwich please

Life would be so much better with this Davey in the hot seat @NeilAshtonActor #brassic

@LeeSimmo73 That’s my mate from Dronny

Oasis , Rose Bowl Pasadena Los Angeles. Look who’s arriving.

@PembsCountyShow Great. See you tomorrow ❤️

@daveuttley No no truth in that lots of cattle here today

@PembsCountyShow Amy truth in the rumours that there are no cattle at the show this year because of blue tongue?

@NeilAshtonActor @OfficialNTAs @skytv @NOWTV Brilliant. Congratulations

NEWS INCOMING! Brassic has been nominated for the third year running for this years @OfficialNTAs Please help us to make it third time lucky!!! Please vote by cutting & pasting link below or use the link in my Insta story… THANK YOU!!! 🥸@skytv @NOWTV nationaltvawards.com/vote

@PixieBoomHeaton Congratulations to you both 🥳🥳🥳

Happy 9th anniversary to my wonderful, kind, loving husband and best friend. Here’s to many more laughs together ❤️❤️❤️

@mattforde Coming to your show tomorrow night. In need of some advice of tubes down d!cks for next Fridays trip to the hospital. Fluff him up or go in cold ?

Always fun to have the Chancellor in your show when you’re taking the piss out politicians

@Markmoorhouse2 Get over it Mark

Don’t let Sheff Utd fans WIND you up Zoom in they was averaging just 10k - 14k fans in 2nd tier with cheap tickets 😂😂 Their zone history We’ve had Chansiri Most expensive tickets 25 yrs of hell Still over 26k - 27k fans & one of best away Swfc fans Could happen to any club

@ChloeBannan Still a bell end

Always blue and white 🦉

@Herring1967 @edfringecomedy He was great. A proper gent. Just needs some help mastering the selfie 😂😂

Delighted to announce that my guest for 5th July RHLSTP at Sheffield Playhouse will be true legend Bernie Clifton. This could be one of the absolute classics. Not many tickets left richardherring.com/rhlstp Don't miss this one!