Dave Parkins

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Dave Parkins

Dave Parkins

@davey_p84

In the words of Rob Brydon....chap

Katılım Mayıs 2012
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Dave Parkins
Dave Parkins@davey_p84·
@fesshole I'll rewrite for you. My Husband retired early and I'm still working, I'm resentful so I abuse him.
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Fesshole🧻@fesshole·
My husband retired early so gets a weekly list of household cleaning jobs. Truth is he's very good at it, much better than me and our old paid cleaner. Chuffed, but I'm not telling him so point out tiny bits he's missed. Got to keep him on his toes and standards mustn't drop.
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Dave Parkins@davey_p84·
@jstypingshi That's celebrating? 😂 One guy dancing and the others getting dressed or on their phone 😂 Great party 😂
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Dave Parkins@davey_p84·
@stophe73 Last one is you're. The won. Probably was rigged. Just saying what I see 🤷 got nothing to do with knowing or not knowing what I'm talking about
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Chris A@stophe73·
@davey_p84 I look forward to seeing your retraction after you’ve watched a few more series and know what your talking about 🤔
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Dave Parkins@davey_p84·
#RaceAcrossTheWorld is rigged for Jo and Kush to win. Hotel allowing them to sleep on 2 2nd floor sofas 🤔 then have their taxi paid for 🤔 and they literally taxi everywhere
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Dave Parkins@davey_p84·
@Priceless_MCI 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 You hate Arsenal fans because of 1 tweet 😂😂😂😂 1 tweet from someone that probably isn't an Arsenal fan. Rival fans ladies and gentlemen 😂
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Dave Parkins@davey_p84·
@Dubs_LFC We're not allowed to celebrate. We celebrate when we 'havent won anything' and we also 'over-celebrate'. Players are told to 'just get down the tunnel'. Facts. Receipts are there all over the internet. Do you get it now?
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Dubs@Dubs_LFC·
This is all Arsenal is now A social media club They don’t celebrate they’ve won, all I’ve seen is current players, ex players, fans going on about comparisons or doing cringey things for clicks and impressions, celebrating by mentioning other clubs, rival fans, gimmicks. One of the fakest and most forced clubs around at the moment 😂😂😂😂 This has only been the last few years btw, before that I actually respected them as a club and never minded them
talkSPORT@talkSPORT

💧 "I'm just having a drink out of this bottle..." Incredible scenes from #AFC legend Martin Keown! 🤣

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Dave Parkins@davey_p84·
@Nino12x No that Man City 'fan' is cringe. Did it too soon the pillock. Looks like a right lemon now does the self-titled "prankster". Pranked himself 😂 sky need to interview him tonight 😂
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🎬N@Nino12x·
League made a mistake handing this trophy to Arsenal, Arteta is so cringe 🤮
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JUST KINGS@JustKingss·
I can bet my kidney that Arsenal won’t win the EPL trophy. Crystal Palace will humble them. Pep will win his last league title this Sunday before he says goodbye to City fans. Bookmark this!!
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Dave Parkins@davey_p84·
First team to bottle the league and win the league in the same season. We don't celebrate, it's not allowed. Straight down the tunnel I go. Now they have won the league in the social media era so that meme is gone. #Arsenal 🤝
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Gavgunner@Gavgunner1·
@HACKETTREF Wasnt at speed wasnt intense wasnt with force and contact was limited give over was a yellow
Gavgunner tweet media
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Dave Parkins@davey_p84·
@SkySportsPL Well played the ref and VAR 👏 the right decision was made. Even if a red was given, still 1-0 and 3 points to all the moaners 😂
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Sky Sports Premier League@SkySportsPL·
"I don't think that's right..." Gary Neville REACTS to Kai Havertz's challenge on Ugochukwu's calf.
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Anon Opin.@anon_opin·
Social media has turned birthdays into a day of admin! Having to like every post & reply to every WhatsApp, all while worrying about missing someone's post or message & inadvertently upsetting them. Plus, the pressure of returning everyone's birthday wishes throughout the year.
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Dave Parkins@davey_p84·
@clarabo1 Great input 👏👏👏 Really wasn't much point replying was there?
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Dave Parkins@davey_p84·
@Tanya_Tee_ Of course not. They've done the dirty on Danny. Was he perfect? No. He likes to joke around. He also didn't like the gobby side of Bec which is totally understandable
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Tan@Tanya_Tee_·
They didn't show Danny feeling bad for Bec at the end #mafsau
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Dave Parkins@davey_p84·
@anon_opin They don't refuse. It's simply not on the menu. Big difference
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Anon Opin.@anon_opin·
My local cinema will happily sell me a burger and over a litre of fizzy drink but refuses to serve hot soup. This is unacceptable. I just want to watch an MCU film while dunking bread into hot tomato soup. Tinned tomato soup would do.
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Dave Parkins@davey_p84·
@AnnMartinF It's the 1st civilian one I've watched. I don't know, I feel it's rigged for them to win because of the apparent "Scouse charm".
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Ann Martin F@AnnMartinF·
@davey_p84 Couples have had taxis paid for them in other series, or free lifts. The way people behave with others as well as their situation, often brings out the kindness of strangers.
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Neil Williams@pacer142·
@Ralph_Hapschatt @anon_opin There'll only be 4 once East West Rail is done. Fenny and Bow Brickhill are to close. Fenny is a bit useless and largely mitigated by an entrance to Bletchley on the other side, but I find it silly that there will be 2 stations in Bedford 500m apart but no west MK station.
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Anon Opin.@anon_opin·
Milton Keynes Central station should be renamed Milton Keynes, seeing as there aren't any other stations with Milton Keynes in their name so nothing else to get it confused with.
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Dave Parkins@davey_p84·
@anon_opin MKC just called. They'll drop 'central' if the football club drop 'dons'
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Dave Parkins@davey_p84·
@fesshole Never? Never knows what date it is? She's caught you out as a liar. This will be held against you
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Fesshole🧻@fesshole·
My wife won't eat things on their sell by or best before date. She also never knows what the date is. So when she asks me, I always say the day before so she'll eat the perfectly fine food
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