Davy “Crankin it” Crockett

@GhostYxx936 @GuzzleGuinness Hate to break it to ya man…

@GuzzleGuinness I haven’t been to Costcos food court in years but I’d go back for a churro and a hot dog, their churros I remember being legendary and one of the only places you could get em besides Hispanic restaurant

In France, the baguette is price controlled, in Italy the espresso is cheap, in Germany the beer purity is protected by a 500 year old law… and in America, Costco keeps the hot dog at $1.50 under threat of death.

@RawlinsWent “Came to bama to live that southern life before I end back up in jerz”

WTF is this! Didn’t know it was pride month. Nuke this dudes eye brows

@rst100iclicker Welcome to hell.

Visiting my girl in Chicago and she took me to the “beach” what the fuck… #slabs #concrete #liberals

@DaBayouBandit @JackedonDaniels @LSUfootball 7 months ago we would’ve seen the same thing posted by you tard 😂🫵

@JackedonDaniels @LSUfootball imagine being so obsessed with another man you’re worried about where he’s putting his dick.. sounds pretty gay

Wow Lane Kiffin already making a name for himself in the swamp @LSUfootball #Dawg

Life paths of a Midwest girl: 1) Go to a state school for Nursing/Teaching, get ran through for 4 years and start running half marathons post grad 2) Go to a school across the country and never be seen in the Midwest again. Makes sure to post about it 24/7 3) Go to cosmetology school and bartend on the side. Hooks up with blue collar workers and get 20 tattoos Did I miss anything?

Remove Mizzou from the SEC.

@CBSSanderson There is a spy among us…

@CyberGreen09 Quarantine zone.

Indian nightclub in Addison, Texas

We listen and we judge #trash

Well, Well, Well.

@UfChi67769 Hey Dennis! Just saw your post, just was wondering if the #sendstorm is coming out tonight

The wife just questioned why I packed 8 pairs of underwear for a 2 day trip #Shityourself

@sox2812 @slimprimal Yes, yes he does

@slimprimal I’m tweaking does he have two different white Nike shoes on

God I wish I was as cool as him

Normalizing espresso martinis and banning 4lokos just punishes the poor #stayaware

@barnabashempIII Get ready to learn phi tau buddy #sopro

Hate to break it to you Giovanni from New Jersey, but you ain’t getting no bid 🤣🤣🤣 #nomoreSECguidos

@OxfordUtilities Is it an emergency if I run out of beer #abolishabc

We are currently working to bring in additional outside ROW and Line Crews to expedite the restoration effort. Damage is widespread in Oxford and on our neighboring utility systems. Please be safe and treat every downed line as if it were LIVE. This work will likely take days.

@HankRoofieWhite Bro looks like momo

@OxfordPolice is it an emergency if I run out of beer

@UfChi67769 Devin Hester was one of the greatest WRs of the 2000s but yall ain’t ready to hear that

Tavon and Devin Hester highlights #Peak

I’d like to formally announce after months of heavy drinking and hundreds spent, I’ve been awarded a stocking at the hometown bar

Save the turtles