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@GuntherEagleman @johnwsnyder dude

🚨 Brazilian skate legend Sandro Dias just smashed the world record! Dropped in from 230 feet up, that’s like 22 stories high, on a wild temporary ramp in Brazil. Hit a blistering 64 mph.

@EylonALevy Sometimes leaders have to act despite the criticisms. Stay the course of identifying and eliminating the evil. Meanwhile, Prayers of wisdom to our countries leaders. And prayers of peace to come to Israel and its neighbors including the good non regime people of Iran!

What do world leaders expect us to do about an Iranian proxy army attacking us from Lebanese territory? We won’t be sitting ducks. We’re dismantling the threat.

@mattravis Garbage ruling.

I do not understand how the NBA expects somebody who was intentionally hit in the face to not react. I'm very surprised Ajay Mitchell got suspended.

@OSUWBB @CoachJacie Love that she’s being coach and mom at the same time!!! #respect keep on coach!!!

“The goal was never to just be here.” - @CoachJacie (ft. Harlow) #GoPokes

@CAlmanza1007 Not even remotely. The shove to the face was the biggest escalation. Of it all.

Pool Report for why Ajay Mitchell, Jaylin Williams and Cason Wallace were ejected. Also explains why Anthony Gill wasn’t:

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@IsraelMychannel Maybe they’ll do us all favor and reopen the east gate. But truly prayers for safety and the peace of Jerusalem.

Iranian missile impact area at the 𝐉𝐞𝐫𝐮𝐬𝐚𝐥𝐞𝐦 𝐨𝐥𝐝 𝐜𝐢𝐭𝐲!

✌️

He just always delivers.

✌️ MAKES HISTORY SGA passes Wilt Chamberlain for most consecutive 20+ PT games in NBA history 🔥

SGA’s consistency makes @NBA history ⚡️

@AOC @MollyJongFast

The idea is good but the text itself was rushed and not thought through. It violated a lot of standard practices to protect survivors and due process: 1. It also released documents related to allegations found to be false or unsubstantiated, not just verified violations or settlements. So innocent people would get lumped in with violators. 2. To our knowledge, there was zero victim consent or consultation on this text. That is very different than with Epstein, where victims are centered and consulted at every step. Here, victims offered all their statements with the promise of protection and anonymity. The text gave them no way to have a voice in what information of theirs or their accounts they wanted public or keep private. That is important because… 3. Although there was a throwaway line about redacting victim names, I do believe full witness or victim statements would have been released. With the way employment at the House works (offices are small, time periods of staff employment are publicly disclosed, etc) it means that even with names redacted you can definitely track details in witness statements and use that to ID victims without their consent. And there was zero mechanism for victims themselves to assert their privacy. Originally we were supposed to debate the details of the text over two days but for some reason they rushed the vote so we couldn’t iron out any of these details to get this information properly disclosed in a way that guarantees victim safety. If the text was clean I think you’d get a lot more support. As a survivor, I know why the vast majority of women never report at all and a lot of those reasons, even if unintentionally or inadvertently, were included here. For me at least, guaranteeing the safety and agency of victims and survivors would get me to a YES.

I don’t understand why anyone voted against this

@CNN Still can’t seem to get your polling right. Shameful and such a waste.

Nearly 6 in 10 Americans disapprove of the US decision to take military action in Iran, according to a new CNN poll. CNN's David Chalian explains how Americans are currently feeling about the war with Iran.

NEW: Newly released footage shows a local approaching a United States fighter jet pilot in Kuwait after the pilot was forced to eject. “You're safe. You're safe. You're safe. Everything good?” “Thank you for helping us.”

@CNN It’s almost like CNN learned how to report again. So hard to watch cnn any longer, but this was informational.

President Donald Trump told CNN's Jake Tapper in a nine-minute phone interview Monday morning that the US military is "knocking the crap" out of Iran – but the "big wave" is yet to come. cnn.it/4aKAdGP

@KassyAkiva Wow, you got one. Congrats….😒

The United Kingdom is now shooting down Iranian drones.

@matishoshani Praying for all impacted. 🙏 🇺🇸 + 🇮🇱

Eight people were killed and twenty-three injured after an Iranian missile struck a residential area in Israel. Despite Israel’s advanced air defense systems intercepting more than 90% of incoming missiles, even a small number getting through can cause devastating damage. #Israel #Iran #MiddleEastNews #BreakingNews #TBNIsrael

WHAT A GAME 😤

@netanyahu Praying Gods hand is guiding and granting you both wisdom through our ( 🇺🇸 + 🇮🇱 ) actions and protection for our peoples.

אחיי ואחיותיי אזרחי ישראל, לפני שעה קלה יצאנו ישראל וארה״ב למבצע להסרת האיום הקיומי מצד משטר הטרור באיראן. אני מודה לידידינו הגדול הנשיא דונלד טראמפ על מנהיגותו ההיסטורית. במשך 47 שנים קורא משטר האייתוללות ״מוות לישראל״, ״מוות לאמריקה״. הוא הקיז את דמינו, רצח אמריקנים רבים וטבח בעמו. אסור שמשטר טרור רצחני זה יתחמש בנשק גרעיני שיאפשר לו לאיים על האנושות כולה. הפעולה המשותפת שלנו תיצור את התנאים לעם האיראני האמיץ ליטול את גורלו בידו. הגיעה העת לכל חלקי העם באיראן - הפרסים, הכורדים, האזרים, הבלוצ׳ים והאחוואזים - לסלק מעליהם את עול העריצות ולהביא לאיראן חופשית ושוחרת שלום. אני פונה אליכם אזרחי ישראל להשמע להנחיות פיקוד העורף, בימים הקרובים במבצע ״שאגת הארי״ כולנו נידרש לאורך רוח ולתעצומות נפש. יחד נעמוד, יחד נילחם ויחד נבטיח את נצח ישראל.

@IsraelMychannel 🕍 + 🇺🇸 = 🥇 🤗🤝❤️

Jews control hockey, too? :D True patriot, not like others who call for the destruction of America!