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@Elonmusklona B all day long, would also love to be able to afford a trip to watch Artemis launch as well, I was still a baby when the last of the Apollo missions launched, I’m 55 now, can’t believe it’s taken so long to continue the exploration.

@gilescoren Stop being so dramatic.

This morning I cancelled our family holiday to America. I cannot in good conscience take my wife and children there and tell them they will be safe. The United States is no longer a place for decent people. thetimes.com/article/78f404…

@RachieWawa90954 @Noahpinion @SaladBarFan @DMattin Do you mean the US ones are falling apart or the European ones, which ones look like museums most European airports are modern.

@Noahpinion @SaladBarFan @DMattin I disagree and I’m an American. Aestically European airports look like museums compared to the major airports in the US which are falling apart. I do agree however that ease of travel is much greater in the US.

Today, I made the mistake of flying from Dublin to Paris via London's Heathrow Airport. This was a remarkably stupid move on my part, given that London, and by extension Heathrow, is located in the failing formerly-developed country known as "the UK". I almost paid dearly for this oversight. My layover was 1 hour and 30 minutes. As soon as my flight from Dublin arrived at Terminal 2, I began looking around for my connecting flight to Paris, which was located in Terminal 5. A helpful immigration officer pointed me in the direction of a free train that I could take to Terminal 5. After walking for about 15 minutes through a labyrinthine maze of tunnels, I arrived at this train. The train required me to get a ticket for the free trip to Terminal 5. After standing in line at a machine, I pressed a button that dispensed this ticket. I then used the ticket to go through a turnstyle. Once on the platform (which was poorly labeled), I discovered -- by asking some locals -+ that the trains for Terminal 4 do not actually go to Terminal 5. (This had not been apparent from any signs or other information in the train station.) I would thus have to wait 17 minutes for the dedicated train to Terminal 5. And so wait I did. About 20 minutes later I arrived at Terminal 5, and discovered that I was in the Departures area. Despite the fact that I was transferring, I would have to go through airport security again. So I waited in line for security, watching other people struggle with the automated boarding pass scanners. Finally I reached the scanners, and when I scanned my boarding pass, it registered an error, and told me to see a British Airways employee. (Sadly, my Aer Lingus flight was operated by British Airways.) So I went to the British Airways departures counter, and after a while I found the line I was supposed to stand in. I waited 10 minutes in the line, and was finally allowed to see a British Airways employee. The British Airways employee informed me that I had already missed my flight, since boarding was at 12:15 and it was now 12:17. I argued that boarding would probably last more than two minutes, and that I might still have time to make the flight, whose departure was scheduled for 12:55. She seemed skeptical of this argument, but I finally persuaded her to help me give it a try. Returning me to the security line, the British Airways woman told me to wait in the line (which would have taken 15 minutes). I begged her to let me jump the queue, and she did, explaining my plight to a South Asian security employee who let me through the rope barrier to the front of the line. This South Asian man is actually the hero of our story. When I cut to the front of the security line, a security employee barked at me to get back. The lovely South Asian man then barked at her to let me through, and his confident air of command carried the day. I was let through, and the South Asian man even showed me how to use the security machine so that it would definitely not stop me from entering. He told me to tell his colleagues at the baggage scanner that I was allowed to jump to the front of the queue. I raced to the baggage scanning line, which looked like it would have taken an additional 20 minutes, and simply ducked under the barriers and cut to the front of the line. I apologized to the employee there and told him my flight was already boarding. He told me that in that case, I had already missed my flight, and it wasn't even worth continuing. But I told him that his colleague (the aforementioned South Asian man) had instructed me to go through security anyway, and he accepted this and let me through. I had to do an extra scan of my shoes, but made it through OK. I then ran to my gate, ducking and weaving around various travelers. When I made it to the gate, I found that the flight was still boarding, and they let me through. I then spent 20 minutes standing in line on the jetway. Naturally, my bag didn't arrive in Paris.

@Noahpinion @SaladBarFan @DMattin You are joking right I flew to Denver, Miami and Vegas last year, every time it’s like a 3 hour queue to go through passport control, with tired kids who have been up for 16 hours. 2 staff for non US and another 8 for US all sitting there doing nothing watching the queue.

@SaladBarFan @DMattin Agreed. Europeans who think otherwise are coping hard.

@J1996_x @Victoria_Rixon I’m amazed at the amount of responses to this post, as if you all think you are in some way going to change Jonny mind or world view. The correct Responce should have been “oh fuck off Jonny”

@Victoria_Rixon As a midwife you should be aware of FTM transitions when they keep the respective reproductive organs of their respective sex (no matter how they present themselves).

As a midwife - I am horrified by this image. Just horrified.

@J1996_x Number one in things that never happened today.

Mrs phones me this morning, the cleaner at her work has been racially abused on her way to dropping her kid off at school by a drunkard - telling her to get back to her own country - abused in front of her 3yo daughter. She’s been in the UK for 10 years, paid into the system and has no intention to leave as she loves the UK. Is this where we are at as a society? Are we now shunning the people who want to contribute? (For clarifications sake she’s Slovakian)

@Bremont Would take one of these in a heart beat if it had the old logo and font, it says they are hand made can I get one with the old logo?

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@MilaLovesJoe 52! Seems like only yesterday she was crawling around the Oval Office putting anything she should grab in her mouth.

Whats the first thing you think of when you see Monica Lewinsky?

@RedLineReportt Yes absolutely it would quash the argument from tax payers that they are paying for people to sit on their arses all day, it would give the people some skills, work experience show an employer they can do a days work but mostly it will give the person meaning and purpose.

🚨BREAKING: Should able-bodied adults on welfare be required to be available for work for their local government doing things like trash pickup, mowing, cleaning, helping elderly and other jobs to improve their community? YES or NO?

@p57684 @KellyGreer60669 @clownworld That comment shows that you are the problem here not the men, you started the conversation about men not wanting to commit and then when you received push back you pivoted to victim. Tells a man everything they need to know.

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@p57684 @clownworld I’m afraid statistically that’s just not true, there arethousands of good men that are desperate for a relationship and kids you just either chose badly or likely you had your standards set too high and therefore went for men who were perfectly happy to screw but not wife.

@yasminarmendari @Pal_action I think the word you were looking for is stupid, some jail time coming their way in the not to distant future, this isn’t stoping a bit of traffic to raise awareness this is a military base they take a very dim view of that.

@Pal_action These guys are very very brave! 🙏 God bless them 🙏😢

@GadSaad I think he needs to check a map before he books the flights but sounds like a great solution. Has the double effect of education but also stealing the moral ground or the perceived moral ground from the mentally unstable.

Thoughts?

@Schwarzenegger @DannyDeVito @ArnoldSCI Disappointed Arnold I have always had the utmost regard for you but as the saying goes you can tell a lot about a man by the company he keeps, “dear friend” that man has the blood of thousands on his hands and ensured the rapid decline of the UK.

I love bringing old friends together! It was fantastic to see my dear friend Tony Blair and introduce him to my brother, @DannyDeVito. I can’t wait to talk about terminating pollution together in Vienna at @ArnoldSCI.

@libsoftiktok This is what failing as a parent looks like.

This woman cut off contact with her parents cuz they voted for Trump and it’s somehow Trump’s fault

@piersmorgan He’s an entitled twat. If he’s concerned about his families safety then pay for private security like other multi millionaires do. It’s like me leaving my Job slagging off the company because I didn’t like them but still expecting them to cover all my travel and hotel expenses.

He trashed his family as Prince Philip was dying.. he trashed his family as The Queen was dying… and now he’s trashing his family as both his father and sister-in-law have been battling cancer. Is there a more contemptible public figure in the world than Prince Harry?

@TheSolarShed Amazes me it’s taken so long, the problem is they need specify exactly or they will end up putting two panels on each roof, I’ve seen it already on some new builds here. Firstly they should make it that where possible all roofs are south facing and then the whole roof is solar.

Now there's a good idea theguardian.com/environment/20…

@linfxr @jk_rowling They are books aimed primarily at children sexuality has no place and should be of no interest.

Someone's lost a Patronus.

@KeithKeith83 @robprogressive Unfortunately your comment shows exactly why this has happened, the schools you are thinking about when you say private schools are not the majority, most independent schools which is a better description are not full of little rich kids.

@robprogressive Think about how much revenue private schools get compared to state school funding per student. If the private school cannot function as a business with that much funding then it is not viable. Absorb the costs, charge more, be more efficient or a combination!

After my daughter’s school announced it is shutting down, I got a huge backlash Millions of views. Lots of hate. Many national media requests

And so much lack of understanding for what’s really going on Completely out of the blue. 100s of distraught kids.   Why? Labour’s tax hikes on school fees:  
-VAT added at 20% high-quality
-National insurance raised on staff 
-Business rates added to schools 

A nurturing school forced to close because of greedy, arrogant taxation & politics of envy Disgusting. And to everyone who had no sympathy, all this does is pile more pressure on overcrowded state schools, which hurts the people who hate the rich 

How can ANYONE justify taxing education. Labour are destroying the very foundations of our children’s future.  And I have it on good authority that Labour were warned many times that taxing schools would badly backfire & they arrogantly ignored it  What an absolute disgrace

@iamnot_elon It would depend on functionality and ease of use. Apple has an eco system and is incredibly user friendly so would be tough to beat.