David Keller

I miss you, Daddy. Every day.

I had sympathy last year, when it was supposedly for fertility, as I’d been there. But clearly it’s an issue and Profar needs to go yesterday.

Considering the context and circumstances – with the slim chance based on precedent that a 162-game suspension isn't forthcoming – I can confident say that Jurickson Profar is the worst free-agent signing in #Braves history.

@GarysheffieldJr Preach.

It’s hilarious that Profar’s contract isn’t voidable. He shouldn’t earn a red cent from the Atlanta Braves Total fraud

@vinylonsale Thank you so much! See you tonight!

BIG NEWS! I'm going live on Whatnot tonight at 8 PM EST - I will attempt to sell 50 sealed, mint condition vinyl that I consider essential to any collection. If you’ve never used it, Whatnot is a live auction app where sellers run items in real time and the chat bids. Think eBay meets the Home Shopping Network. I’ve been lurking on Whatnot awhile and I see an issue with many of these vinyl streams: the prices end up looking a lot like retailer prices, or its the same marked down inventory. That’s not what I’m doing. Every record tonight will start at $15. Many of these are worth double or triple that. You get a few seconds to bid. If you win, I ship it out this week. And here’s the best part: You get $15 free on your first purchase through this link: whatnot.com/invite/thewaxm… It works anywhere on the app. Or use it tonight and grab a record on me :)

You already know what to do. Don’t overthink it. RT this video for a chance to win Chuck’s Braves Cards. Thanks to @GotBaseballCard for the hobby box! You won’t want to miss this one. Live rip Wednesday at 130pm ET.

@CardPurchaser @Teaguefootball George Teague

Do any Alabama fans follow me? Just like this post and comment with your favorite Alabama player of all time for a chance to win! Winners drawn 2/9 at 9pm central! US shipping address required! Scroll my feed daily!

Thousands of innocent Iranians have been murdered by the despotic rulers of Iran, yet not one American college or university has had a single protest on behalf of the brave people of Iran. Fascinating, isn’t it?

It'll be easy to dunk on Ty Simpson after today. Easy and wrong. With no running game, he led Alabama to the SEC Championship Game and the College Football Playoff. And we may never fully know how banged up he was along the way. He deserves your respect, not your derision.

@DOBrienATL I’m stunned, Dave-but wish you nothing but the best. Thank you for keeping us informed, entertained, pissed off. You were always required reading for Braves fans. Take care. Well done.

Don't know what to say. I'm gonna try to respond to everybody here, but it might take a while because right now, I'm fucking crying. Thank you so much, everybody. I mean it. It's humbling, gratifying and overwhelming. You folks have been so good to me, even ones I sparred with.

It's here, entirely my choice. I'm retiring. Appreciated every day of 41 years I've been paid to do what I loved -- writing, covering sports. Without y'all, it wouldn't have been possible. So, thanks from the bottom of my cantankerous heart. Your passion is admirable, beautiful.

@michiganmogul Nope.

On Thursday, I was told by 2 different reputable sources that Kalen DeBoer would be the next head coach of Michigan. Saturday, I was told the same by a completely separate reputable source. It’s my belief that this info is correct, and that the move will be announced Monday.

Every day of his life, for the past 30 years, @DaleMurphy3 has heard this: “Murph, you should be in the Hall of Fame.” The fans have known, for decades. The Hall of Fame failed today. It is still a joke. #Braves

@Charlie_Potter This is @TimBrando right now:

Wait, that’s not Kaleb.

@BNightengale #Braves, Boob. Braves. If you have no issue with Chief or Seminoles (which you don’t-you’ve posted as much) then you shouldn’t have an issue with the Braves. Virtue signaling is stupid.

Atlanta catcher Drake Baldwin, as expected, wins the Jackie Robinson NL Rookie of the Year

After 40 days as a consistent voice against shutting our government down, I voted YES for the 15th time to REOPEN. I’m sorry to our military, SNAP recipients, gov workers, and Capitol Police who haven’t been paid in weeks. It should’ve never come to this. This was a failure.

@BravesNinja2 Sorry I missed it! Happy Birthday, Ninja!

Thank y’all for all the kind Birthday wishes today. Y’all know how to make an old man feel loved 🫶🏻❤️

@DOBrienATL Hey Dave-what’s your favorite record store?

“Was I Right or Wrong” from Skynyrd’s’ First…And Last. It was recorded during 1970-1972 and was supposed to be Lynyrd Skynyrd’s first album, but it wasn’t released until 1978, a year after the band’s tragic plane crash. #lynyrdskynyrd #southernrock #vinyl #recordcollection

@KISSopolis Rock and Roll Over. Then-Love Gun was my first 8 Track. lol

What Was The First KISS Album You Ever Bought? 🤔

@BravesNinja2 I know. Wish I could go. Especially with Pat Benatar opening

Bryan Adams at Gas South tonight