david does everything around here

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david does everything around here

david does everything around here

@davidsaidwhat

Generator of sarcasm. Dogs are awesome. America is a Republic. SAVE America, otherwise nothing else matters.

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Catholics No abortions! Democrats: Lol, fuck you Catholics: No gay marriage! Democrats: Lol, fuck you Catholics: No transing kids Democrats: Lol, fuck you! Pope Leo: Open your borders, infinity welfare Trump: Fuck you. Democrats: OMG, TRUMP HATES CATHOLICS!
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CCP IS ASSHOE
CCP IS ASSHOE@CCPISASSH0E·
I’m at a middle school softball game. The outfielders on the opposing team are wearing protective face masks. THE OUTFIELDERS 😐🤦‍♀️
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Clown World ™ 🤡
Clown World ™ 🤡@ClownWorld·
First time cleaning a PS3 controller since 2009 That thing has seen some things 🤢
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Gad Saad
Gad Saad@GadSaad·
Where am I?
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Buzz Patterson
Buzz Patterson@BuzzPatterson·
Concerts I’ve seen. This is not all of them. Chronologically, I think. How about you? Lynyrd Skynyrd (original) X 3 Todd Rundgren Charlie Daniels Band X 3 Blue Oyster Cult Bachman Turner Overdrive The Guess Who The Temptations Kool & The Gang Earth, Wind, and Fire Ted Nugent (Loud!) The Grateful Dead The Beach Boys x 3 Heart AC/DC Little Feat Elvis Costello Foreigner The Eagles Van Halen The Police The Grass Roots Melissa Etheridge Sting X 4 (He’s Nichole’s favorite) Norah Jones Diana Krall Jimmy Buffet Bush Goo Goo Dolls Live Michael W. Smith/Amy Grant Snow Patrol Temper Trap Keane Ed Sheeran Taylor Swift (I know. Daughter’s 16th birthday) Jon Mayer
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Retard Finder
Retard Finder@IfindRetards·
Who is the biggest retard out of these four men?
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9mmSMG@9mmsmg·
I will never understand the female fascination with true crime documentaries and serial killers. They'll watch 10 hours of it then get mad at their husbands because they're mad at Ted Bundy.
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@KurtSchlichter It's time to get this over. New England states started this sht. Texas and Florida answered. Cal and Virg escalated. The SC can end this mess once and for all. I'm in La. We LITERALLY made a salamander just for Cleo "bag of cash" Fields to get voted into office.
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@Cernovich I got in an (almost) fight with the wife last night over this sht. Most people have no idea WHATSOEVER what 'our' Pope is up to and what it means to us in America.
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Cernovich
Cernovich@Cernovich·
The Pope doesn’t support open borders he only wants infinite taxpayer money for NGO’s (including Catholic Charities) that import mass migrants and tells them to lie on asylum claims, and he thinks deportations are inhumane. Other than that, he totally respects America’s borders.
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L@SomeBitchIIKnow·
Signed, Lauren Brown from Huntsville, Alabama. Come at me bro.
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L@SomeBitchIIKnow·
The one upside of getting doxxed is once they’ve done that, there’s virtually nothing else they can do. Ask me how I know.
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@RepMcCormick The moderate solution is voting you out. My wish for you is that you are voted out of office and go on to treat the remaining Haitians for free, or at your personal cost, for the rest of your life.
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Congressman Rich McCormick, MBA MD
I voted to extend TPS for Haitians because I cannot, in good conscience, send people who were lawfully granted protection here, followed our laws, and built lives under our rules back to rape, murder, and chaos in a lawless Haiti. This is completely separate from amnesty or illegal immigration. Conflating the two is dangerous.
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Ashley Fitzgerald
Ashley Fitzgerald@RizomaSchool·
Imagine paying an accountant to do your taxes how dumb are you
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@BasedMikeLee While I agree with Mike, there is a third worse option that one cannot rule out. Repubs vote to nuke the zombie late in the year, STILL fail to pass SAVE America act, loose Congress, and hand the Dems a Senate that Repubs removed the filibuster from.
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Mike Lee
Mike Lee@BasedMikeLee·
The status quo in the Senate doesn’t work We have exactly two choices, either: (1) enforce the talking filibuster, or (2) nuke the filibuster altogether I strongly prefer the first option But now more than ever, it’s apparent that the status quo doesn’t work
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@9mmsmg Pre-90, but for old games, Breakaway was something we literally had bracketed tournaments for on large family vacations. Like, 16 people in hand written brackets.
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9mmSMG
9mmSMG@9mmsmg·
Oregon trail. Our computer teacher allowed us to play it but only allowed us to hunt what we needed and not to over hunt. She yelled at me for hunting too much. A great big fat lady. I forget her name, but everyone called her Mrs BagofJello (secretly). I told her she ate too much and called her that name. My parents weren't happy. I miss the game.
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Dave@GamewithDave

For anyone who used a computer between 1990 & 2005… what’s the one game you still think about?

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George MF Washington
George MF Washington@GMFWashington·
@IzaBooboo @DBOtherP It gives some people in small rural areas more power as a hedge against the residents of 15 big cities having ALL the power. It’s pretty simple.
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Shelley Moore Capito@SenCapito·
Much to look forward to this Tax Day, thanks to the Working Families Tax Cuts.
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