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Hey @southwestair what gives? My boarding pass on apple wallet has a different gate AND concourse than the app says. I had to go through security TWICE. Not cool

@chillinoise @cshimala I bet if I zoomed I could literally see me

From sunset to fireworks for as far as the eyes can see over West Chicago last night. #4thofJuly

Dehumidifiers are like heres a normal glass of water :)

If your clocks reset to noon when they lose power, just cut your breakers at noon the next day to reset them all at once!

@chillinoise @ijustBbeing Gotta relax in between extravagance

yep

DJ Khaled’s parents had a lot of foresight naming him that

If you play the song from the 2012 scored version of the 1927 Hitchcock film “the lodger” at 2x speed it becomes a drum n bass mix youtu.be/8prhoLrP3LQ

This is not financial advice

@chillinoise @rquinnmyers Got this photo mid-tear down

They’re taking down the CVS sign from the Home Bank and Trust building on the Polish Triangle, where the pharmacy closed it’s location earlier this month. No word on a replacement tenant — although a wizard themed cocktail bar is opening in the basement

@chillinoise @rquinnmyers I’ve been watching this in real time

FedEx drivers keep leaving door tags in my lobby and now an important package is 5+ days late. @FedEx hire better drivers!! I don’t live in a lobby! Your drivers work in a city, they need to learn how apartment buildings work. It’s really not hard.

@elena_lape Time to fix em!

@davidymoi Push notifications are broken.

I hate how apps that might be sending notifications requiring some urgency are also allowed to send promotional notifications with absolutely no way to opt out

This is so sad, Alexa play right round by flo rida

@chillinoise @gunsnrosesgirl3 Almost as good as pancakes

An ocean full of ice eggs

@goodkidxvancity It’s a free idea that’s all I’m sayin

They need to invent radish for other animals