Amanda C. Davis

I have three things to say about the disowning of the Oxford comma but I'm afraid they will be mistaken for just two.

LAVENDER JACK is a mystery/adventure series that ran from 2018-2022 on Webtoon, you can read the whole thing right here: webtoons.com/en/super-hero/…

@lonebluewolf Why has it never occurred to me to pack those spam things!! Looks amazing

TIL crabs are mythical.

@mari_ness Con........grats?

Finally I can talk about my *third* project of this year, coming in October! LAST STOP is first in a series of short novels called THE DIAMOND KNIFE set in a world of planes, airships, and killer giant insects. Pre-orders are up! More info is down. amazon.com/dp/B0D157Z6KS

Today marks the 50th anniversary of the start of Stephen King's career. If you're one of the people who follows me bc of my King lecture, you know that's a lot of Magical Negroes, n-words, and worse. Our relationship remains complicated, but I have stuck to my no-buy rule.

@MadMerryMeg To be fair, I could have specified that it was a rakish, cool beard and not a burly mountain beard.

@scottwoodssays Holy crap!

I had occasion to use the Heimlich on a coworker. I think they would have stopped choking on their own, but since they couldn't respond to questions, we didn't take any chances. So as far as anybody knows, I saved their life. Also, oatmeal kills.

Cities face rising murder rates

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Art friends, a question: Who would you tap for a project involving a) fantasy monsters, and b) realistic military equipment (e.g. airplanes)? My artist list is long on awesome fantasy characters and short on airplanes. (You can answer "me"!)

Aliens (completely bewildered) so the groundhog Me: is clairvoyant, yes

@BBolander @bransonreese @rubitistan "Either that or it truly is a magic kingdom!"

@bransonreese @rubitistan i could be misremembering but i feel like the roseanne one where they did this ended with darlene getting knocked up

🌟Hey Twitter I'm taking commissions! if you have a #dnd character you would like to have a fancy portrait of hit me up on danbittencourt.art@gmail.com Only face- 100 USD$ Bust and additional accessories- 250 USD$ Rts are appreciated since Twitter is dead

Police need the public's help to find a vehicle involved in the fatal West End Bridge hit and run. Vehicle: blue/black sedan with silver wheels; possibly a Hyundai or Honda. It will have damage to the passenger side windshield. Last seen near Chartiers Ave. Info? Call 911.

If you're ever on the fence about pushing your genre conventions too far, remember that there's a cowboy in Dracula.

@batterpunts I'm MORE angry

@davisac1 this bingo card is real tenderoni

I'm so angry

@MadMerryMeg We have to talk about The Green Knight!!