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Keith Humphreys

@KeithNHumphreys

Esther Ting Memorial Professor at Stanford University. Public policy advisor, film buff, and native of West by God Virginia. Tweets are my personal opinions.

Stanford, CA Katılım Kasım 2013
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Keith Humphreys@KeithNHumphreys·
In this life Elwood, you must be oh so smart or oh so pleasant. Well for years I was smart. I recommend pleasant.
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I recycle dad jokes because I care about the environment.
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Jonah Goldberg@JonahDispatch·
Periodic reminder that “You didn’t tweet about what I think you should have tweeted about” is one of the lowest forms of Twitter replies. Relatedly: “You didn’t tweet what I wanted you to tweet about on my timetable” is also very dumb. Your expectations are not my obligations.
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Boris D Heifets@TheBorisLab·
@KeithNHumphreys @DrDanMO The enthusiasm for fentanyl vax always puzzled me- requires motivation to quit, so why not use a simpler solution like depot naltrexone? Not to mention- so many opioid variants limit vax coverage, and I’d hate to land in an ER resistant to the most common acute care opioid
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Keith Humphreys@KeithNHumphreys·
The sketchy diet industry that says you can lose weight while consuming more calories than you burn is a close cousin of the political industry that tells you can lower taxes while expanding government services.
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Keith Humphreys@KeithNHumphreys·
Paul Schrader's 1992 remake of Cat People looks great and has strong leading performances, but it's just not in the same league of Jacques Tourneur's 1942 original which was made on 1/100th the budget.
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Keith Humphreys@KeithNHumphreys·
I can't accept this academy award without acknowledging my wife, lover, best friend, and mother of my children. So all the best to Cathy, Margaret, Sarah, and Joan, respectively.
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The Sting@TheStingisBack·
@KeithNHumphreys If I ever say "Catholic", which isn't often, I say it exactly like Palin does in every Sperm is Sacred. 🤣😂
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The Sting@TheStingisBack·
“Consider Yourself” from Oliver! (1968) ends with a reverse flash mob as dancers peel away mid-routine and flawlessly slip back into everyday life as if nothing happened. I've watched this 10 times today; it's perfect! Pure in-camera movie magic. Happy birthday, Mark Lester.
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Stansaid Airport@StansaidAirport·
Terrible about that Ryanair flight. A window blew out (£7 fresh air), a man’s head was sucked outside the plane (£19 scenic view), oxygen masks deployed (£15) and they landed back in Greece (£450 holiday extension). Everyone’s safe though (£70 wellness fee) so that’s good.
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