Ben Davis

Life update: I got a cat. Her name is Melody

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@cody__cubs Of the 6 places I've seen the Cubs on the road that I've had issues was Dodger Stadium, who also has the world's slowest and most thorough security, presumably because Dodgers fans cause problems

Last time I went to Busch Stadium like 9 years ago the Cardinals were playing some random team. I wore a Cubs jersey. Because fuck St. Louis. I didn’t fight anyone that day. 🤯 I go to Wrigley Field quite often and see plenty of people in rival gear when those teams aren’t playing the Cubs. The simple resolution to the discourse on the TL is don’t purposely be an asshole. wow, what a concept

Number of no hitters I've seen in the many hundreds of games ive been to: 0 Number of no hitters in the couple dozen games I've had tickets to and missed or decided last minute not to go/buy tickets: 3

@cody__cubs I was up in the 300's asking for them to charge the mound. 4 run inning was good enough retaliation lol

There’s been some pitches up and in and guys HBP in this game. I’m here for a late night brawl

@cody__cubs They were throwing to him and Busch up and in all night and none of their pitchers had the control to be doing that

Multiple times now Seiya has got a ball at his head. Do I need to pick a fight with some random from Padres Twitter?

@ScoringChanges The only thing I can think of is it lets them say that if it kicks up chalk it's fair and if it doesn't it's foul

Weird right? It’s foul unless it hits the pole or the base. It’s very hard to comprehend.

@blakecowellx Its one of the best parts of me living in San Diego now. The games are packed (and cheap) and everyone is there to watch baseball and have a good time. Last night was the first time in two years I had an issue with any Padres fan being stupid and it was just one person

Padre fans are chill as hell Both sides got screwed by umps last night and everyone’s chill af about it Good change from the usual discourse

I've said it before and I'll say it again. Dodger Stadium has one of the worst game day experiences in sports

@Cubskickass100 The 6th inning made the difference. They took advantage of bases loaded no outs and we didn't. Flip that and it's tied after 6

Cubs fans we got outplayed tonight by the Dodgers. We can’t blame anyone tonight. Dodgers were just better. Everyone stay optimistic. We will win tomorrow.

I mean, based on my experiences at Uniqlo Field at Dodger Stadium and with LA sports fans in general PCA is 100% correct. Y'all are oblivious and belligerent

@blakecowellx The stadium was half empty at first pitch and people were leaving in the 2nd inning. Dodgers fans have no room to talk lol

PCA getting some boos Wasn’t too loud. Many fans didn’t know he was up at the plate

@Cubskickass100 Up? Im still at the stadium lol

Who is still up?

The Dodgers aren't beating the allegations

If Dodger Stadium could figure how to not have slower security than TSA that would be great

@suzukiplshomer What if I wear it to Dodger Stadium instead?

IF YOU ARE A PROUD OWNER OF A CUBS JERSEY OR ANY CUBS GEAR WEAR IT TOMORROW TO WRIGLEY AT 11:30 AM WE ARE HOSTING BULLPEN TRYOUTS

@UnionAndBlue I think it's fine. You can have (some) penalties occur when play is dead, plus certain actions are still dangerous whether the play got overturned or not and we don't need players gambling on whether a play will get overturned and doing something dangerous

Thought the same thing. It does not make any sense. Reminds me of the time the refs misheard the situation room and allowed a goal against the Jackets, but then went back and rescinded the failed challenge penalty. Kooky rules.

I'm not sure if Google maps hallucinated a road or wanted me to teleport, but it was certainly doing one of those two today.

@UnionAndBlue Buffalo, Dallas, and Anaheim

Alright 5th Line, who is everyone rooting for in the playoffs?

There will be plenty of time to do a full autopsy on this #CBJ season. They do have one last game and then exit interviews. This will go down as one of the most disappointing seasons in franchise history given just three weeks ago, team had ~80% chance of making playoffs.

Autocorrect, when I'm typing something not in English, especially on the language appropriate keyboard, please stop changing words to English words, especially 5 words back because you hallucinated some English sentence out of the not English sentence