Daniel

@SouthernRailUK I know the drivers are on strike but the least you can do is give those who turn up full size trains. Appalling service today; what excuse this time?

@wandbc @wandsworthnews I hope the irony of juxtaposing these two headlines is not lost on the council:

@SW_Help But despite knowing trains not stopping people still allowed onto platform at Earlsfield before finding out. Customers at the bottom of the pile as always. #SWRfail.

⚠️*NEW 06/01* A signal failure at Earlsfield means trains have to run at reduced speed on the London bound line. Trains running to and from this station may be cancelled, delayed or changed. Disruption is expected until 12:00, today. southwesternrailway.com/plan-my-journe…

@10DowningStreet @BorisJohnson No it doesn’t. It means months or years of chaos, lost jobs, uncertainty, and probably a labour government after voters throw out the people who pushed the UK off a cliff. Idiots.

“We are leaving the EU on October 31st. The signing of this document means we will take back control of our laws on Brexit day.” – PM @BorisJohnson #LeaveOct31 gov.uk/government/new…

#surreyblast not much of a blast so far...

@surreycricket The sun is out, the groundstaff need to hurry up and get this game started, not wait an hour!

TIMINGS ⌚ #OldestRivalry TOSS - 7:30pm START - 8pm OVERS - 13 per side

#customerservicefail @FlySWISS "I wish to thank you for once again taking your precious time to write to us about your claim even though I regret that our position in this matter remains unchanged. Thank you for your understanding"

@timmytweets101 It's like playing football manager!

This is what it's all about! @allstarscricket @englandcricket #nextgeneration

#SurreyBlast lots of runs but running out of beer... who's running the show at @KiaOvalEvents ?

@surreycricket second t20 of the summer and bar staff still an utter shambles... please sort it!

@berrybrosrudd all the #bdx16 scores are out so why not update the numbers on your website? It's a handy resource!

#CPFC need to buck their ideas up in the second half!

@Number10gov and the EU wants the best possible deal for the EU... #platitudes #brexitshambles

can we take a moment @ CornHub

Somewhat disappointed that #Cornhub is not trending.

Hmmm... CornHub

#smarterchristmas - not so sure on table four, my colleagues can't even work out how to tweet!

#smarterchristmas lots of gents queueing for cubicles, not many for urinals. #cokechristmas

@DaisyGreenFood why now only allowed 1 salad choice for side salad? Been having 2 for past year and surely no extra cost if same size?