Diane Cooke

@dryceratop Funny how these didn’t exist before Photoshop. And you’d think if someone found one of these, they’d video the encounter instead of just taking a picture.

Ofcourse it had to be Thailand😭

@uncledoomer Two acquaintances in my life are professional therapists and based on how they process their own lives, I wouldn’t trust their “advice.”

are these instagram chicks finally starting to realize their "therapists" are just scamming them?

@FrankConniff That’s awesome, Frank! ❤️

Never saw this before, didn’t know it existed until just now. Laurel and Hardy and Lucy Conniff, my grandmother. Oh. My. God.

@Puppieslover Maybe they should require dogs submit to a drug test before these things. 😀

If “not fucking around” was a Dog

@DrSuneelDhand @CoachDanGo In taste? No way! Can’t stand them.

@CoachDanGo Do you think sweet potatoes are better than regular potatoes?

The best carb for fat loss is potatoes. They rank highest on the satiety index meaning they keep you full longer. They're modrate in calories. Many easy ways to prep them. They're also cheap. Potatoes are the best carb when cutting. Eat them.

@thehealthb0t My father was given 9 months to live when he was 1st diagnosed with cancer. He died after the 2nd chemo session.Yes he had cancer, but he died of chemo. Death cert says otherwise.A retired oncologist told me he’d never get chemo if he ever gets cancer. That’s all I need to know.

This Radiologist: "If I have cancer, I won’t go to the hospital." "I’ve seen too many people die from chemo, not from cancer." "I’ll fast for 30 days and I’ll stop working."

@TheFigen_ Where’s @RealAdamRose ‘s response?

Fashion? This must be a joke! What are these? 😂

@awkwardgoogle No.

If you have a cat, this is how you relieve stress

@Glinner Deep… And crisp… And crunchy. Oh, did I say Crunchy?

John Candy as Orson Welles!

@ThatEricAlper Carol Burnett

Who is one celebrity nobody hates?

@NoContextBrits I saw this in Reykjavik:

@FFS_WhatNow 😄Reminds me of this: youtu.be/Tm8r8FAQFXs?si…

This is what camera phones and the Internet are really for 😂😂😂

@FrankConniff Wonder if her psychologist husband Bob knew about her checkered past.

Oh my God, this fucking movie. Suzanne Pleshette is a young woman who enjoys sex, driving her mother to a heart attack, Ben Gazzara to a fiery death, and ruining everything for everybody. An early use of the enhanced wide-screen slut-shame-erama process.

@MJMcKean Happy Birthday from the wife of the guy who wouldn’t eat his pizza when we saw you & the fam perform at Feinstein’s about 25 (?) years ago. It bothered you to the extent that you came out and asked us why he didn’t eat. And if you remember that, maybe seek help.😄

@ShouldHaveAnima If you’ve been feeding her, I think she wants room service.

@hoobydoobydoo Columbo?

My mum wants to watch a tv programme she used to like "It's the one with the man who always used to be in it" Can anyone help?

@FrankConniff Congratulations, Frank!!

Oct 3, 2025: Returning to Minneapolis airport from doing Plan 9 Live show in LA. Oct 3, 1985: Arrive at Minneapolis airport to enter Rehab. 40 years sober today. Knock on Wood (Ed Wood).

@tonyblackburn Happy Anniversary, Tony!

58 years ago today I opened up BBC RadioOne.

@PuppiesIover India…as in ink.

What would you name him?

@KatrinaCool Happy Birthday, Katrina! ❤️

Happy birthday to ME!!!! Another year older and hopefully wiser.🥰❤️😍