Dread Pirate Darin

Lift up your head and be of good cheer.

Dear single guys; open a pet shop selling cats. Let the single ladies come to you.

Don't you hate it when reality enters your dreams? In my dream I was on a tropical island and thought, do I have enough vacation days to cover this?? 🤦‍♂️

@I_am_sarah_also That is amazing!! You are so talented!

I embroidered the Bern Switzerland temple on a necklace for my mom

@marycatedelvey Do they accept converts?

I just want to be Amish

@Krissa_Kray_ Happy birthday 🎉🎂🎊

So this is 41 🎂

RIP to me 🪦 Exsanguinated by mosquitos at a kids’ soccer tournament 5-9-2026

@MamaCAllen I love in the last picture you did an artsy black and white. 😁

2008, 2011, 2014, and 2017. I absolutely love being pregnant and I love giving birth. I had all four naturally, with the last two born at home, and I have never felt more powerful and divine in my womanhood than when I gave birth. I do wish we had had more kids, but the first year postpartum is always ROUGH for me, and our youngest never slept, so we stopped at 4.

@jmillincook Most people become very peaceful after a good haymaker. Just saying 😁

Is it possible to identify as a peacemaker while throwing haymakers ?

@mynerdyhome If you really want to see her lose it. Tell her that her pies suck. 😳😂🤣

She deleted the tweet lmao

@AZJohnnyC @Burritoexp

Question for the homies. How many ketchups do you put on your @Burritoexp breakfast burrito?

@jmillincook @latterdaylaura That sounds sooo good!!

@ddogsbbq @latterdaylaura I make mashed potatoes with the small potatoes and add the peppers to be blended in it!!

Did a slow cooker meal today, and it like actually saved me lots of time. Can you share some of your faves with me? I’ve got a busy couple months coming up

@messedupfoods Hell yeah

@jmillincook @latterdaylaura This is amazing with mashed potatoes.

@latterdaylaura We looove Mississippi chicken/pot roast! Its just one packet of ranch seasoning, one packet of French onion soup mix, about 1 cup of peperoncini peppers (more or less depending on how spicy you want it) and 1/4 cup of butter on top of your protein and mini potatoes/carrots😋🤤

@PeacemakingSt Don’t give money to people that hate you.

How many of my LDS followers were actually subscribed to the Daily Wire prior to this article?

Just a little dragon in the sunshine ☀️

@jmillincook Jesus: If you love me feed my sheep. Modern Christians: I told 100 people today they are going to hell. I’m pretty sure that’s what Jesus wanted. 🤦‍♂️

Hot off the pile this morning I can’t imagine waking up with so much anger

@DurrantMark @benshapiro Don’t give money to people that hate you.

Hey @benshapiro, this is disgusting. Looking forward to the article about 7 reasons the Jews are wrong about Christianity. I'll always love you, but don't know if I can still support the Daily Wire if you're gonna put out crap like this.

@marycatedelvey “Demon horny” WTF is that??

I think he likes me