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@rsnball @BearJFK It’s a low wage…

@BearJFK Are you implying that £50,271 is a high wage, or a low wage?

The number of people on the Left who are totally detached from what is a high wage is frankly incredible

@JohnOB1977 @ScrtDrugAddict @NevilleSouthall @GreggsOfficial en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pasty_tax

@ScrtDrugAddict @NevilleSouthall @GreggsOfficial They charge you to sit in and eat as well

Greggs just tried to charge me 10p for a paper bag Absolute pisstakers

@vfrostthefourth @nicbarkeragain Why wouldn’t you use apples music app on an apple Mac laptop?

@nicbarkeragain Sorry. But you’re using Apple Music on a laptop ? Also Spotify is just as trash a user interface. You’re just used to it. All apps/streaming have trash UI. It’s like comparing shit to poop.

Usually I try to just ignore this type of stuff and get on with my day, but I recently switched from spotify to apple music for reasons™, and the desktop user interface is so comically poor that I have to make a thread highlighting what I came across in one session, strap in:

@scumbunker @FemaleScotlandV Glasgow doesn’t do art…good grief

@FemaleScotlandV it's a shite work of art - typical of our satirical mindset. We don't do art - we don't do beauty, we barely even do meaning. We just kinda do "XXX WOZ ERE" graffiti and call it a masterpiece.

Installation erected in Glasgows new ‘dispersal zone’ and immediately destroyed. This guy speaks sense …🧵🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@osideandy @FranziaMom I love LCD but it’s no secret they are the modern day talking heads surely? They’re entire live show is talking heads 1980-83

@FranziaMom I always thought Home from that album was a ripoff of This Must Be the Place(Naive Melody)

Can someone remind me which song this one rips off

@WavesOceannn @Wisdom_HQ It’ll be part of a taster menu…

@Wisdom_HQ smoked apple for $400? wild. what kind of magic are they working with that?🍏

The chef: “Tonight we present… fruit.” Michelin-starred restaurant's presentation of a smoked apple for $400🍎

@jackiecahill5 @BrianSpanner1 You can park in sandyford/park area for free at weekends and get a bus into the centre or the train into low level central. It’s not that hard

@BrianSpanner1 How am I gettng in to Glasgow tonight? Daren't take my car - who knows what hidden forbidden routes I may stumble upon? And if I do, where will I park for £1.20 for 15 minutes? Ah, the subway! Finished at 6. The train? Central is shut.

I actually don’t believe she’s malevolent. She’s just extraordinarily thick.

@ScrtDrugAddict Here’s my Glasgow poster

Best gig so far this year…

@ScrtDrugAddict Going Friday in Glasgow. His American uptopia show is still the best gig I’ve ever seen

@theashrb Must have been a sale on g wagons recently the amount that are in Glasgow atm

@deadkestrel Chelsea Tractor galore I bet? 😂

It’s the elephant in the room that you can’t even discuss because people will die on the hill that they need their truck to drop their secondary school kids off around the corner every single morning.

@chumpyjones @GunnelsWarren So….youre opposed to the government spending money on healthcare for its own citizens?

@GunnelsWarren While were at it. How About the Obama Care the Bernie Co-authored that you support? Let's take a peek. Btw....Since you are quoting Tupac. ""Why are we under the impression that politicians are the problem solvers to everything?"

74% can’t afford a new car 65% of renters can’t afford a home 56% can’t afford health care  60% can’t afford a 1-week vacation And Trump is waging another disastrous and costly war in the Middle East? Tupac was right: “They got money for wars, but can’t feed the poor.”

@Streettough @twill_94 @nickycash You haven’t factored in the cost of the cooker to cook it in, the pans, the gas/electric, the plates, the cutlery, the mortgage/rent of your property etc etc which the restaurant does, you are nowhere near doing a roast for 10 people for £25.

@twill_94 @nickycash How much meat do you want exactly? It would be fine. I didn’t say it would be michelin starred, but it wouldn’t necessarily be shit.

£25 for a Sunday Roast in London is fairly common these days. I can make one for 10 people for that. About 10 years or so the avg cost would have been £12/13. Wages haven’t doubled in that time. In my case they’ve hardly gone up much at all in that time. Is it any wonder?

@henke_hoops Auto tuned to death and every song follows the same structure. Horrible stuff

Clyde 1’s constant pushing of that Nathan Evans and Callum Beattie is having the opposite effect on me, it makes me think their music is even more shite than I did before they push and pushed it day in day out. Don’t get me started on Amy MacDonald! Shite Music FM.

@Paulfwood1 @stevebyrnelive @MarkHamill So he isn’t allowed to talk about politics because he charges for a service?

@stevebyrnelive @MarkHamill guys...and he tries to tell you how to think when it comes to politics when charging fans 100s for autographs

May the fleece be with you.

@actualkits Top 3 kit of all time

Germany (1994)

@LivEchonews What a new and original concept!!

'Haters gonna hate' say new Irish pub as it replaces city institution 🍻 🍀

@RStromangoff @marknelsoncomic Like Stephen Fry, Rowan Atkinson, Hugh Laurie, Rick Mayall etc etc etc

@marknelsoncomic I'm criticising the fact they seemingly all studied at prestigious schools. i miss when comedians weren't the upper class

The makers of Saturday Night Live UK were in a no win situation. Amount of folk saying, “I have never heard of any of them.” Aye that’s the point. No one had heard of Ackroyd, Belushi or Chase either.

@JohnWhyte83060 @AnnieWellsMSP There is only one public transport option for Glasgow airport and it's a bus which you would need to travel to the city centre for to get. Why on earth would you do that for a 6am flight.

@AnnieWellsMSP As a fraction of the price of plane ticket(s) it is negligible, and encourages the use of public transport solutions.

£7 just to drop someone off for 15 minutes at Glasgow Airport is steep, no matter how you dress it up. People aren’t using drop-off zones for fun, they’re helping relatives, supporting older passengers, or managing tight travel plans. Airports should be accessible and practical, not quietly pricing people out of basic convenience.

@pinard_je @jb2forty Barber here, absolutely none of us are using Panasonic tools.

@jb2forty Buy a panasonic (same most barbers use) for under usd100 and become your own barber

Barbers got too much money these days. They don’t wanna work unsociable hours no more. Do you expect me to take time off work to get a fucking trim you prick