@CCPISASSH0E Cancer and China are asshoe. I wish you the best of luck.
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Mark Lehmoine
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I have my first consultation with my oncologist tomorrow morning. Already downloaded a voice recording app so I won’t forget anything. I know “thoughts and prayers” get a lot of hate on this app, but I would really appreciate some ♥️
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@BrainM01 If you wanted diarrhea, lettuce is cheap these days.
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All you people complaining about me eating straight out of a can of corn, this is the level I aim to achieve
G00NB0TCHEF@G00NB0TCHEF
Goon morning Frens! Remember breakfast is the most important meal of the day!
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Didn’t quite make it eight seconds there but it’s the ride that counts.
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@OriginalRoddick Damn. Same. But, hey, let’s start running laps around the island just for fun. Match her lap for lap. I’m not thin either.
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@BrandonDonkey2 That’s how the divider in the balls was initially created back in the Garden of Eden. God wouldn’t undo the damage completely. Men gotta learn the hard way.
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Donk's Don't Watch This:
YFI 𝕏@YFIHQ
Time to sit quietly with a beer and take stock of your life choices.
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@marklevinshow No, he deserves to be ridiculed. He’s stayed on too long and been too ineffective in recent years. He is the Joe Biden of the Republican Party. Adios, MF.
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I was highly critical of Mitch McConnell over the years. But I hope he is getting better and hanging in there. I wish him well as he moves into retirement. And he does not deserve to be ridiculed. That's contemptible.
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@BuzzPatterson @MarioNawfal Why do they have electricity at the point? They should be powerless and sitting in the dark and sweating.
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New footage just now of US forces taking out the Shahid Haqqani Port in Bandar Abbas.
This is (was) Iran's main naval base, and was hit along with Sirik Port and Qeshm Island, with several explosions reported.
Source: Tabz on Telegram via @MarioNawfal
Buzz Patterson@BuzzPatterson
I don’t know what we hit here but it’s pretty cool. x.com/Yassine_Ahmad1…
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@Benedicta_Bee I don’t remember voting to make mass public surveillance legal. I’m fine with this.
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The post office called so went on lunch to pick up my chicken I ordered 3 and they sent me 8! They’re all looking healthy
ZILLA@zillaah707
Ordered a new chicken run to add to the coop. They won’t be free range much longer. But since we already have chicks I also ordered a few more. I never got birds in the mail before so I sure hope this goes well.
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The moment when the British granddaughter introduced grandfather to American grilled cheese.
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@chuckschumer Hey, can you find another less rapey Nazi to run in his stead? The whole Nazi thing did not seem to bother you earlier?
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Democrats are going to defeat Susan Collins, win Maine, and take back the Senate.
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@BrunusCutis As an occasional bicyclist, I will have to up my game to compete. Having a fancy bike is just not enough in this new world.
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Fuuuuck! Y'all think bicyclists are annoying now..., just wait!!
Sawyer Merritt@SawyerMerritt
Fiat has officially opened orders in the U.S. for its Topolino EV. • Starting price: $13,995 • Range: 46 miles • 5-kWh battery • Top speed: 25 mph • 8 HP motor • 99.6" long • Weight: 1,073 lbs • Peak charging speak: 2.3kW. Takes 4 hours to recharge • Digital gauge cluster • Phone holder • USB-C charge port • Deliveries start in the coming months The Topolino won't be street legal initially, but a conversion kit is coming later this year that will classify it as a "Low Speed Vehicle" and allow it to be driven on public roads. More photos in thread below:
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@defense_civil25 His Kung Fu grip must be absolutely amazing.
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🚨Alert: Iran's State TV reports that a Massive Strike will be launched against U.S. Assets in response to tonight's Strikes!!
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Today is my sister's birthday. She asked for surf & turf. The 19-year-old grilled tri tip and I made popcorn chicken mother fuckers!
For her cake she just wanted angel's food with whipped cream and fruit. I didn't make the cake but I made the whipped cream. #MFerMeals
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@SenSanders I’d trust the Devil over Bernie Sanders. He doesn’t produce anything but bullshit and envy. He has three house, don’t ya know. How many houses do you have? It’s probably less than three.
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Peter Thiel, the billionaire founder of Palantir, called Pope Leo “a Chinese communist agent” for writing that AI must be used to “truly benefit the common good, and is not just used to accumulate wealth and power in the hands of a few.”
Who do you trust? Pope Leo or Mr. Thiel?
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How about, for once, we talk about why he SHOULD be a senator? Perhaps to wrestle power from a literal pedophilic Christian death cult that is trying to reincarnate God through AI to bring about the Rapture? So that Peter Thiel can spend time climaxing in prison instead of to footage of brown families being drone struck in Lebanon? So that 10 year old rape victims don't have to carry their child to term? Trump continues to pillage the treasury to the tune of literal BILLIONS and is going to run for a third term, all while saying, "I really expected more of a fight from the Left."
People need to wake the fuck up and realize what the actual stakes are here.
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Graham Platner obviously shouldn’t be a US Senator for multiple reasons.
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