Stevie Raytheon Vaughan

@florida_grand What did DeSantis do? Individual Florida counties have unwritten rules about the homeless being seen. You don’t see them at the beach, but they’re in every wooded lot.

This scenic description of Florida beaches versus California beaches truly encapsulates what DeSantis has done for Florida and it’s an underrated aspect of his direction for the state. Floridians take for granted what could and probably would have happened if Andrew Gillum had won the election in 2018. The state of Florida would have slipped into a mirror image of California with sanctuary cities and accepted homelessness in the streets and rampant crime. Gillum would have leaned into what Gavin Newsom does in California and would have listened to him for advice in how to set policy in Florida. Bottom line, we wouldn’t have the Florida we have today. As we enter the last six months of DeSantis’ tenure as governor, be mindful of that, be grateful, and be cognizant of what effective governance does for a community, both on a smaller scale and broader spectrum.

@ryanhallyall Meanwhile in Angola…

It is incredibly ironic that Florida is completely surrounded by water but currently needs about fourteen inches of rain just to get out of a drought.

@ChiefWhiteEyes @ajlamesa lolwut Vero Beach has the most visible homelessness problem of the entire treasure coast.

@ajlamesa Vero beach has no toll bridges and no homeless no trash its pristine as can be.

You visited an expensive beach destination with a tolled bridge.

@wapital3 The only group you could really roil up the same way is Italians. Commenting “getting tired of this Italian American crime” on Facebook stories and they fully meatball out.

tried the chud the builder gimmick on mexicans and they just kept handing me modelos

@SheffdeParty Chat Pile shirt, cargos and no neck. What a unit.

What the F is the Bass Player Doing

@DetHailMichNE @UtdMaI It’s hard to even fathom as an American fan, but you have teams that can contend for the league title, benching guys and essentially abandoning winning to chase a tournament trophy instead. It’s just so much more dynamic than anything we’re used to.

@DetHailMichNE @UtdMaI The top teams are also concurrently playing in up to 3 other tournaments. You could play what amounts to a Rose Bowl game on Thursday and then have to turn it around and play your in-conference rival on Sunday.

Explain this to me like I’m a one-year-old: Why do Manchester City always seem to have one or two games in hand when the season’s nearly done and it’s the same story every year?

@DetHailMichNE @UtdMaI Because you end up crowning the champion of the entire season and not who peaked at the end. Plus the EPL avoids soft scheduling by making it simple, you play every team twice. Once at home and once away.

@UtdMaI As an American who recently got into watching my biggest question is, why don’t they have playoffs? I couldn’t imagine any of our leagues just handing out the championship to the 1 seed and not playing for a title.

@cta84 @LovelyGeezer65 Yall not microwaving plates in jolly ole England?

@LovelyGeezer65 Could get double the amount sniffed if you crushed it. Pebbles everywhere.

MILLWALL! That’s the fucking tweet!

@JesusChryslerII “Amy L”

Amy L and the Sniffers “You Should Not Be Doing That” August 9, 2024 BMO Stadium, Los Angeles, California @amylandthesniffers (They opens up for the Foo Fighters and this was early in the day …hence the many open seats.)

@FpLtickle @AW_CPFC

@AW_CPFC that’s not the Poles, it’s Ukrainian mafia

So many prostitutes and invites to the titty bar out here in Krakow On an unrelated note, could anyone lend me some cash to get back home?

@YourFiendTina Nuzzle

What are some non rymcore post-hardcore bands I wanna give the genre another chance to click with me

@iamSauceGardner This is every Escalade V. Many of them are on their 3rd engine already. GM is a disaster of stellantis proportions right now.

my Escalade V locked up while i was driving. they said it needs a new engine. it is a 2026 with 2k miles on it... how is this even possible?

@Sandeen57 @SeanCrutchfiel6 Shit, they have them in NYC too. But yeah, hundreds of different colonies of quakers all over Florida.

@SeanCrutchfiel6 We supposedly have Monk parrot colonies around here, escapees from Central/South Florida, but I’ve never seen one.

Being a bird watcher in north Florida is so weird. Basically we have all the same sort of coastal lowland birds you see all along the gulf states, but once in a while “Is that a parrot?”

@aintnobodycool If he had stayed on the snow they’d be building statues of him today. The roids and lean era really stunted him.

Best white rapper by far, Eminem could never freestyle as good as bro

@endofthesummr Falling In Love Again feels like such a normie answer, but it’s been the one the whole time.

so can everyone tell me ur favorite joyce manor song

@falseroxy The average gal isn’t built to hang with this guy when he’s still spun out on the 3rd day of shooting crystal.

you guys would love a gas station in central florida

@HVNYrefugee White beans instead of pintos tho

The loss of taste for cornbread and beans, especially in the south, for burritos, chimichangas, and flautas is culturally genocidal and an existential crisis.

@yngjcb Walgreens has a whole page on their website that shows the best deal from all of those free prescription discounters. It’s kinda helpful. walgreens.rxsense.com

told the pharmacist at costco i had goodrx and she looked at me like i said i had a gun lmfao

@FullBlownMltdwn Jealous of everyone who went to the cyst release show.

Never told anyone outside the band before, but when we played Hammy New Years, I wanted to die🤣 I had a cyst in my back that had rapidly grown into the size of a plum & was giving me a constant fever & not letting me sleep. Got it out 3 days after the show & it was a HUGE relief