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tv.apple.com/us/movie/found… Maybe pre-order Found Footage: The Patterson Project today and count the days until June 24!

@chmpgnsoshalist یہ احمقانہ ہے۔

urdu has a word for the pain of separation that contains, within it, the assumption that reunion is cosmically possible. while english is so spiritually bankrupt it can name the ache but not imagine its end.

@JebraFaushay SEED OILS!!

Even after watching this sludge, you’re still going to consume hot-dogs aren’t you?

I’m hoping Gary Oldman gets the rights to this story.

@tasty The uptalk alone is awful enough.

In-Ground Pool Restoration

@ArmstrongEcon Good thing he’s not on social media and lives in a cave!!

Israel will use tactical nuclear strikes (60-75% probability). The targets will be IRGC bases, missile sites, military command centers. The justification will be a claimed “proportional WMD response, deterring future use.” I do not expect this to be shared with Trump.

@beinlibertarian @elonmusk Or get rid of it.

@elonmusk Can we just privatize it?

I would like to offer to pay the salaries of TSA personnel during this funding impasse that is negatively affecting the lives of so many Americans at airports throughout the country

@historyinmemes Ski School III - Everyone Dies

In the 1980s, many people believed summer skiing would become a popular and widespread activity.

@Kosmosangkasa These OK GO videos are nuts.

Who will be the winner?

@elonmusk I would like to, as well. But I won’t.

@smcroasters why does it take three weeks to deliver coffee?

Obviously, God gave Chuck an offer he couldn’t refuse to be his in-house Total Gym trainer. Because Chuck Norris doesn’t simply die.

@RealDeanCain Pretty sure I'm in this.

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🧵 1/14: Just days after Paul Ehrlich (the man whose 1968 book “The Population Bomb” predicted billions would starve) passed away, it’s the perfect moment to celebrate the scientist who proved Ehrlich and other doomsayers spectacularly wrong. Meet Norman Borlaug, the Iowa farm boy who launched the Green Revolution and quite literally saved a billion lives. This is the ultimate story of human ingenuity triumphing over scarcity.

“California has 40 million people in it… if you take away 200 guys, the billionaires, if you take them out of the equation, we lose 47 % of our revenue. Many of those billionaires have moved already or are in the process of moving. 47% of California tax revenue… gone.

@iGardon So transparent we can see right through him.

America’s favorite Governor, Gavin C. Newsom, takes questions from the press in his office! THE MOST TRANSPARENT GOVERNOR IN HISTORY!!

@GavinNewsom NO REGERTS!!

To every kid with a learning disability: don’t let anyone — not even the President of the United States — bully you. Dyslexia isn’t a weakness. It’s your strength.

@MakaveliMemez Nope. It’s @rickbeato

Ayatollah Khamenei and his son circa 1987:

I love the optics of a bunch of white, rich American socialists going to Cuba to tell them not to overthrow communism.

@thehoffather This was one of my favorite sections of Atlas Shrugged.

DEVELOPING: Starbucks founder Howard Schultz announces that his family is leaving Seattle for Florida the same day Democrats passed an income tax on Washington state Starbucks corporate is moving to Nashville The wealth exodus is underway. Democrats have killed WA's economy

A post regarding the two individuals arrested for throwing homemade bombs outside of New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani’s home failed to reflect the gravity of the incident thereby breaching the editorial standards we require for all our reporting. It has therefore been deleted.

@KimKatieUSA I thought Roger Ebert died a while ago.

Video of the week: MAGA legend blocks a paid ICE protester from her gig. Watch her rage at the wheel, screaming, banging like a meltdown Maria. Looks exactly like the stereotype. Peak self-own: paid to obstruct, ends up obstructed. Comedy gold.