natali 🐢 ✨

Basically my entire life. twitter.com/november_again…

RIP My Bracket

I’ve only got 2 resolutions for 2026: 🌱 Practice radical optimism. 🌱 Drink more water. Otherwise, I’m going to go gently into the new year and not rock any boats.

@danielhowell it’s giving corn star, dan

stalked an emo boy on twitter and he asked if i "wanted to film a q&a" in his bedroom

@boyz_with_phun a big ol' png would do!! and omg thank you!! kofi coming your way!

@dearnatali yeah sure! would you prefer png or vector? :]

YIPPIEEEE

@slightlydizzier no it’s ok shade them. capita£ester and stan know exactly what they’re doing ✨

@danielhowell @AmazingPhil why do you look like your mom just made you "say cheese"!

HARD LAUNCH the dan and phil podcast - dropping every monday on youtube.com/danandphil or wherever you like to listen

In the midst of a Parks & Rec rewatch and we don’t talk enough about how all the best bits are basically in the same episode: - the “comeback” blooper - the low cal calzone zone - ben’s claymation - the “get on your feet” walk across the ice Season 4 Ep 11 is an absolute CLASSIC!

I'm actually unreasonably angry at this and it's not actually that big of a deal.

Health insurance making people FAX THINGS IN 2025 is actually unreal. Who is still FAXING?!

Have a carpenter at my house to do some very particular and fragile changes to our kitchen cabinets and window and I'm trying not to peep but I am legitimately so nervous.

@slightlydizzier SAME SAME SAME!!

YESSSSSSSSSS!!! Re: Karen Read

When you get married they don't warn you about how low key embarrassing changing your last name in your work email and signature is. Please stop asking me about it. I do not want to be perceived.

@jk_rowling why have you become so MEAN? like just so unbelievably mean. aren’t you ashamed?

Happy International Fake Oppression Day to everyone who wants complete strangers to know they don't fancy a shag.

Confused how an autopsy confirmed that….

America built the greatest train stations ever seen — and then demolished them. Here's what the American railway was like at its peak. And what destroying it says about us… (thread) 🧵

Extremely hot take: Kittens are lucky they’re cute, because adopting one makes you really appreciate your well-trained and polite older cat.

We can sometimes have an ad reviewed and pushed through, but tbh I find the whole thing really gross. It's intentionally limiting conversation about a topic that should not be controversial. Grumblegrumble.

Their argument is that it highlights "social issues." It's a photo of people standing next to solar panels. Or it's a piece of copy about how a company is "transition to greener services." How is that a social issue? How is that impacting Meta users negatively? (2/?)

I need to vent. I work in social marketing & have one client that spends a massive sum of money advertising about the importance of sustainable practices and transitioning to greener businesses practices. Constantly... and I mean CONSTANTLY... Meta rejects our ads. (1/?)