ComeOnYouMaggies

@NUFC Camera man from the last winning photo 😂

United 💪

@ScottGShore Cheers for proving my point Scotty. Fucking nothing gets past you does it.

@deathbrewed Size of that nose I’d use filters aswell

Happy clappers - thoughts on dropping the best young talent at the club for Dan Burn? Probably say “BuT hEs ScOrEd” like the dumb cunts you are

@SkySports_Keith Get him and pope fucked off in the summer. I'll drive them myself.

Wissa misses a sitter on 90mins to put the game to bed. Brilliant from Hall to break and cross low, but sub Wissa can’t keep his effort down with the goal gaping. That would’ve calmed a lot of nerves inside St James Park…

@toon4ever25 @JtheHall @CraigHope_DM Would not have been in that position if the worst goalie iv ever seen with the ball at his feet could kick a fucking ball. He's a professional player who can't kick! How many times did he find a black and white shirt today? Once?

@JtheHall @CraigHope_DM Pope kicks ball 50 yd in the air 50 yd from goal Murphy is out muscled they make 6 passes but it’s popes fault 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🛎️🔚

Pope's kicking has been poor, as it usually is, but he's made two huge saves, and that's why he's in the team.

@CraigHope_DM He's a goalie who's terrified of the ball Craig. I'd rather see ruddy in goal then him. No wonder the defence looks terrible when you've got him behind you.

@NUFC Thank god for Barnes. Please please please ever let pope and Wissa play for us ever again.

THREE GOALS AND THREE POINTS AT ST. JAMES' PARK! 🙌

@NUFC Nick pope is the worst fucking goalkeeper I have ever even. He costs us points EVERY SINGLE TIME!!!

Hinshelwood scores. [2-1] 61'

@NUFC1414 @NUFC_HQ Fucking stupid cunt.

@NUFC_HQ Well Eddie Howe is none of them!!! Just grow some balls and fucking sack him...

Newcastle United chairman Yasir Al-Rumayyan will host a two-day board meeting at Matfen Hall on Wednesday and Thursday. A senior source has said that Eddie Howe’s views will be heard and respected, but he will not be given a free pass for this season’s failings based on past achievements. The club wants to see a manager who is energised, passionate, and has a clear plan to turn things around. #NUFC | @LukeEdwardsTele

@Lord_Sugar In one of these?

135mph

@LukeEdwardsTele BECAUSE HE'S PLAYING IN MIDFIELD YOU FUCKING RETARD

I like Nick Woltemade but he’s not able to play as a lone centre forward in the Premier League as things stand. And for his fanboys and girls read this statistic The German has not scored in the league since December, managing only 31 shots on goal in 30 league appearances this season with only 12 on target. Of his seven goals, one was a penalty #nufc

@SkySports_Keith Keith, he's a professional footballer. If he can't hit the target from there, there's no hope. He's a fucking donkey.

Arsenal were there for the taking for Newcastle tonight. The home players sinking to their knees on the final whistle underlined just how nervy they and their fans were tonight. They’ll struggle to win the league if they continue to play like that. Newcastle were better than recent, they looked organised and motivated. But a lack of a cutting edge. And when they got it, they missed. I actually don’t think it was an easy chance for Wissa, but it was the finosh of a player who hasn’t scored in 2026. Woltemade looked dangerous in a rare no.10 run-out, and Tonali was the best player on the pitch. Still though, another defeat. Five on the spin… #NUFC

@NUFC Nevermind new players. Maybe a set piece coach? We are fucking awful

Defeat at the Emirates.

@CraigHope_DM Yeah we really pose a threat with a 60 yard pinged ball to will fucking osula you daft cunt. We haven't posed a threat in the last 10 games!

Newcastle have posed a threat so far, more than in recent games. Joe Willock in a free role has added energy & purpose. On the balance, not much in it. But Arsenal positive & dangerous too.

@CraigHope_DM At this point I think he's just pulling names out of a hat. Dan burn at left back, willock who's done fuck all this season, Murphy who crosses the ball when we have one player in the net. It's fucking pathetic

Arsenal lead 1-0... Eze sweeping finish into top corner from well-worked short corner. Inquest from NUFC perspective as to why he was unattended on edge of area.

@NUFC Fucking pathetic, but what did I expect

Arsenal take the lead through Eze. [1-0] 9'

@Lord_Sugar No wonder you're a billionaire with a mind like that.

garlic

@SkySportsPL Chelsea throwing away more money like its going out of fashion

Chelsea has parted company with Head Coach Liam Rosenior 🚨 Calum McFarlane will take charge of the team as Interim Head Coach until the end of the season 👔

This fat cunt has so much stuff jammed up his arse it's made it into his brain.

@CoreExodia @indykaila Aaw Some manc cunts still sore we beat them with 10 men. Chin up dickhead. Your glory days are long gone.

@indykaila He clearly is. They've been reaching the last few seasons. They're literally where they should be now 🤷‍♂️

Eddie Howe is not good enough for Newcastle United.