Alex Webb

@jvolches @frozenaesthetic @PathofMarzanna No, that's Albert.

@frozenaesthetic @PathofMarzanna He's the fifth

>the three musketeers >there's four

@casclvr @AndrewHoran77 What, the truth?

@deathisyours @AndrewHoran77 that's crazy to say

being in your 40s and not seeing a problem with bangel is actually insane idc

@AndrewHoran77 @casclvr She was 17, which I believe is legal in California.

@casclvr When Buffy and Angel had sex, I had the very uncomfortable realization that Angel committed statutory rape. Even if he had been human, a man who was in his mid 20's sleeping with a 16-year old would have been wildly inappropriate and likely ended with Joyce pressing charges.

@not_airspeed @learning_yohei While I do agree, how go you differentiate between eye glasses and drinking glasses, without context? But eye glasses sounds ridiculous, of course.

@learning_yohei English is better. Yanks are so dumb they have to specify shit needlessly. 🇺🇸 Eye Glasses, 🇬🇧 Glasses, 🇺🇸 I am riding on horseback, 🇬🇧 I ride horses.

English differences are wild🇺🇸🇬🇧😵‍💫

@sdfpk Wouldn't be getting much energy from her if that was the case.

“Which celestial body…?” “Brain?” Lmaooo #thefinishline

@seastar898 @BBCWorld He died there.

@BBCWorld Dumb question, but How did he wind up in Holland?

Musketeer d'Artagnan's remains believed found under Dutch church bbc.in/4d5wmpn

@HeartOfOrion @nanomysou @JesterJum Yeah, and it only works if you can't pronounce Worcestershire sauce correctly.

@nanomysou @JesterJum It was a joke, so there's that.

Ive been alive 33 years and I just realized the saying is "Open Says Me" and not "Open Sesame"

@Gmackematix I was very confused by how easy that question was. Doesn't everyone know that one.

Basic Arthurian knowledge. #DoYouKnowYourPlace

@SpursWinTrophys Get out of London.

Completely unrelated, but it really annoys me when a fellow Brit says “Mom” instead of Mum.

@Cantwara_ @Jacob_Rees_Mogg

Don’t sign this if you are a snowflake, do sign if you support the countryside. Stop the ban on trail hunting - Petitions petition.parliament.uk/petitions/7551…

@Cantwara_ @Jacob_Rees_Mogg Don't be a twat, you know exactly what it means.

@deathisyours @Jacob_Rees_Mogg No horses, no dogs… oh great. Where do I sign?

@Cantwara_ @Jacob_Rees_Mogg That's the idea, yes.

@deathisyours @Jacob_Rees_Mogg Oh, so no animals involved then 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Cantwara_ @Jacob_Rees_Mogg Trail hunting is not fox hunting.

@Jacob_Rees_Mogg The only snowflakes here are the adults blubbering because they’ve been told they can’t be nasty to animals. Tally ho!

@AvonandsomerRob So same as the US version then?

The UK version of SNL is about as funny as having a root canal without anaesthetic. Anyone watching it?

@MrBradleyFink @FrazierKay

@FrazierKay Yeah Blackpool > The Italian Riviera, but you just can't explain it

Not sure how to explain it to people overseas but UK summer beats any summer anywhere else in the world.

What would you name this dog? 😂

@calvinrobinson @Catholicizm1 I used to think you were sensible, but now I see you are absolutely hateful. Christian my ass.

@Catholicizm1 The biggest cause of antisemitism is Jewish behaviour.

Zionists behavior will eventually make everyone an antisemite. They just can’t help themselves.

@SgianDubh13 @Mason_Tomlin @GeorgeGilbertX Because sane people don't want to destroy our country.

@Mason_Tomlin @GeorgeGilbertX If the greens are as terrible as you think they are, and your preferred party can't run, why wouldn't you want the greens in so they can royally fuck everything up and make your own case for you?

Voting Green on May 7th. Distrusting Reform UK. Holding my horses on Restore for the greater good (no candidate is running in my division).

@afterpartyluver @oliverstale Yeah, I didn't see any criticism, so much as "oh my god waterstones, are you made of money lol" vibes.

@oliverstale I think it’s because Waterstones is one of the most expensive in the U.K. compared to like a lot of other stores we have, generally speaking buying them at Waterstones is more expensive so we joke about it being spenny (even tho it’s less than other countries)

some of the replies are taking me out.... i only spent £57 and i've been saving that money for this specific purpose likejsksjsjs talking about loans pls be serious

@Itsgodzerah @MJStacking @CollinRugg And they still refuse to see it. Or at least pretend not see it.

@MJStacking @CollinRugg Sometimes you need to toss a brick at people to make them see the truth behind their stupidity. What she tossed was a whole semi truck and it’s perfect

NEW: Brazilian politician Fabiana Bolsonaro performs blackface to show trans people that putting dark foundation on her face doesn't make her black, just like changing your body doesn't make you a different gender. The incident was reportedly a protest against the appointment of federal lawmaker Erika Hilton, a trans woman. "I am painted black on the outside. I identify as black. So why can't I preside over the anti-racism commission? Why can't I take care of this agenda? Because I am not black."