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Shaun the Sheep 🐑 being shepherded into his pen Mr lazy bones looks on nonchalant 👇🏼😂👇🏼 💀❤️❤️❤️🐾🐾🌾🙊

@TheBoydP Best just let her kick off 🤷🏼‍♀️

Everyone knows you shouldn’t tell a women to “calm down” during an argument but apparently “relax” is not much better.

@Mr_Landshark That really was the good Ole days ey Looking back with no regrets sits you nicely on a good path ✊🏼

I remember having money and not being in debt. Then I turned 17.

@DitzMcGeee Very well done You need a reward It isn’t easy so good on you for having the willpower We are all proud of you ✊🏼

@TheBoydP You Boys ! 🙈

I like to sit as still as I can in the restroom stall at the office that has an over sensitive automatic toilet flusher to see how few times I can make it flush. Not to brag but I’m down to 32 flushes.

19years of marriage ... 🌹👌🏼

@KimBru49 Wow that’s horrendously scary and unpredictable. You have a good positive outlook tho ✊🏼

Big floods near Arequipa, Peru during the major flooding in the past several days. Report: Clima Exteremo 24

@TheBoydP Watch out for the double double double dips Tbags ... she’s saving up for her rainy day 🙈

My wife just used two paper plates to warm up leftovers in the microwave like we're some kind of millionaires.

Eee I do love Sunday’s ... Old Black&White movies 🎥. Sunday sarnys with Pringles and pork pie 🥧 with mustard And watching my youngest dog 🐕 demolish the Sunday papers ! 🤷🏼‍♀️

@DitzMcGeee This too will pass .. meanwhile ✊🏼

@StuForReal Oh no ya didn’t get a safari suit didYa ? 🙈

Note to self: Don't get high and go clothes shopping

@Mom_Overboard Missed the Friday feeling ...but LovD your photo and enjoyed your TL 😉👌🏼

It's Friday and I'm having a superb hair day and I feel amazing today and I really feel as though you all need to bear witness. Show me your Friday faces and send me a Friday tweet from you and a friend! 💕

@jojojojude @mmjblair @AngelaMortimer2 @white_gosia Sadly this is one thing that can’t be cured with a good ‘ole cuppaTea 🇬🇧🙈

deardirtyamerica.com/2019/01/brexit… @mmjblair @AngelaMortimer2 @white_gosia

@Dannielle820 What’s even more strange is... it’s the women who say it 🙈

@TheBoydP She’ll be putting you in comfy shoes next 🙈

Enough is enough. My wife has finally gone too far. I came home and found a throw pillow in my recliner.

I get up before I go to bed 🛌

#WinstonChurchill 👈🏼😪 we shall not look upon his like again

One and All 👇🏼😉. 🥂 ChinChin

@mraspinall @boozychef That makes every effort worthwhile ✌🏼 Great Tweet 👌🏼

Wow. I’m speechless. Four years ago I taught a struggling student in grade 8. His dad just texted me to say thank you for what I did for him four years ago. Four years later! And that’s why we teach. ❤️ I’m not crying you’re crying.