Deb Yeb

Now this is a story all about how my life got flipped, turned upside down

@ING2Firebrand 1.Old lady 2.Lady with baby 3.Crutches dude 4.Preggo (it's not a disability until around 37-38 weeks)

1. Preggo 2. Old lady 3. Lady with child 4. Dude with crutches

@DeeQueen100 Congratulations!! My last son was that weight. Forget the NB clothes. What a blessing.

Baby boy is here! All 9lbs 8oz of him 🩵

@emzanotti Congratulations!!

Oh, hey. I have a very unexpected life update!

@ING2Firebrand Her stylist must hate her. I can't believe nobody said NO to this choice.

Why would someone do this to her

@BarkJack_ I like Benny. Dirty feet and all.

Benny Blanco for the win! His feet may be dirty, but his heart and soul are CLEAN! On a recent episode of “Friends Keep Secrets” podcast cohost Lil Dicky asked the music producer about his s** life with his wife.“I’m not allowed to talk about that publicly,” Blanco, 38, said. Blanco further denied that Gomez, 33, “made” him sign a non-disclosure agreement, which would legally prevent him from mentioning their intimate life. “No, I’m just, like, a gentleman,” Blanco emphasized. “kind of just, like, a thing I do. I'm a gentleman or something. I don't know.”

@RobSchneider As @ScottPresler always says, "peacefully"

REMOVE JOHN THUNE AS LEADER

@ebeth360 Common sense and dignity, I hope.

Men, what’s stopping you from wearing this?

Bring in the J6 Committee and this lying sac (spelled as intended). ACCOUNTABILITY for licking u Americans based on lies.

Spencer is telling no lies.

Now that every tweet is getting like 10k views for some reason, celebrate 250 years of America with the Sword of Liberty!

I don’t ask for retweets, but if I can sell all 50 of the pre-order swords(which will go out no matter what) I’ll know I have enough interest(and the starting capital) to crowdfund the other 200 and make these a real handcrafted collectors item

This is amazing!!! The young man is the tiktokers son.

@JoanneMason11 Glory be to God🙏🏼 Welcome home Joanne. Was this fiasco payback for some crappy Mother's Day gifts from Mr Mason? 😁 So happy you are getting back to normal. Missed you around here, tho. Get all rested up, ok?

Just home from the hospital, and took care of the most important things first: Kissed the grandlittles, went out on the beach for a few minutes, and almost tripped on some steps. Thank you again and God bless you, my friends, for your prayers and warm words of encouragement.

This is a version I can relate to. Alan Cooper never misses.

@thomas_garrard Be kind to yourself. Thoughts and prayers. 🙏🏼

I might not be on much today. Got some personal things going on that have my head and heart kind of messed up. Probably won’t be a Friday Safety Brief, either. I hope you all understand.

@DillowTalk2 Is it wrong that I was hoping the turtle would chomp down on his finger?

"...and an asshole!"

Activist: "Your cows are putting carbon into the atmosphere." Farmer: "Where did they get it?" Activist: "What?" Farmer: "The carbon. Where did the cow get it before it put it anywhere." Activist: "From... eating?" Farmer: "From eating grass. And where did the grass get it." Activist: "The soil?" Farmer: "The air. The grass pulled it out of the air last spring. The cow ate the grass. The cow breathed some of it back out. It went back into the air it came from." Activist: "But it's still going into the atmosphere." Farmer: "It's going back. There's a difference between a thing going somewhere and a thing going back. You've described a circle and you're frightened of it." Activist: "Then just don't have the cow." Farmer: "The grass still dies in autumn. It rots where it falls. The carbon goes back into the air either way, just without anyone getting fed in the middle." Activist: "It's not that simple." Farmer: "It's grass, cow, breath, grass. Or it's grass, rot, air, grass. Same circle, fewer dinners. If that's complicated for you I'd stay away from the water cycle. That one's got clouds in it."

I’m honored to receive the endorsement of Dr Ruben Guerra, Chairman of the Latin Business Association that represents over 800,000 Latino businesses in California! I’m ready to put the “dad” in prosperidad, and lead a city in which all Latino entrepreneurs can thrive!

@TheMiddleborne Just went searching for this follow up. So glad to hear he made it through with no issues. He'll figure out how to eat things differently and it will become his new normal. Our littles are so brave.

Got my little man back. He’s feeling pretty tired and not too hot about the mouth work, but otherwise he’s doing great