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On my way to serve some community service time …..DONT COMMIT CRIMES!

What color latex sex slave gimp suit are you supposed to wear for a wedding

The 19-year-olds who attend my favorite university didn’t score enough touchdowns today so I’m in the basement, drinking until I fall asleep. My wife is crying, begging me to come upstairs & watch a Muppet Christmas Carol with my family. “I don’t care if I die tonight” I whisper.

Depression is fake 💯 just get over it 🙏

@offbrandtaco Im taking notes

if a dusty yt bitch put her fingers in my cake AND ruined my face, I would do the same thing

I love this video so much. Such a sad day.

BLACK MEN DESERVE TO GROW OLD. #TakeOff

Danny Trejo stands with the Jewish community. Los Angeles is a place that people should come together. L'chaim!

Disney World credit card bill. Oil on canvas.

Flop by nature, slay by choice

love him in private… men are embarrassing

just hung out w my bestfriend, life is worth living again

went to the getting lots of bitches factory and nobody there knew you

i let him hit because i have poor executive function

in new york you can wear this season’s prada and be a marxist

Pour some prosecco out for the bartenders having to make negroni sbagliatos for 1000 bisexuals this week