JOHN C

@msloobylou Got it too. Twitter now also allows blocked and muted adverts like this to still appear in your feed. FFS.

Advert for Britain First on my feed with the requisite AI wounded lion FUCKSAKE

@ETimsNet alumnus

Celtic scour the globe and find an ex-St Aloysius alumni is the best person for the job…furra a wee change. Who’d have thunk it!

Wife: I find Italian accents very sexy Me: Okey dokie, let's-a go! Wife: You're doing Mario Me: Sorry Wife: I didn't say stop

Indian De Niro/African De Niro

"We said if we win 8 out of 8..." Big Roy, May 1986.

Maxine Peake has just gone straight in at Number 1. 😬 bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotla…

F***s sake, Wordle 🟨🟩⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩⬜🟩

@DanielNothing @msloobylou 'Budgie' round our way for half-masters

@msloobylou It was a favourite saying of my mum. Maybe it's regional.

Why would she ask this of short trousers? 🫤

It is with great sadness that we announce the passing of our beloved father, Philip Anthony Campbell, who passed away peacefully last night following a long and courageous battle in intensive care after a complex major operation.

Pub quiz last night. Question was 'which Beatles song on the white album was about Mia Farrow's sister?' Easy, I think. Then she says we're going to give you 4 options for this one. Wtaf???!!! Why is this multiple choice when no other questions were?

@BigNonVeganDave Deep pan Chahar

2 ways to arrange half a pizza

@wearejames Bought it on cassette at the time 😁

Released on this day in 1989, 'One Man Clapping' was the first ever James live album. Recorded at Bath's Moles Club, it hit #1 on the UK Indie album chart. Do you own a copy? NBL x #James #onemanclapping #1989

@Gr3ant @jamiesont Now he's living in Disneyland

@jamiesont He went all the way.

'It is cowardly. It is shameful. This is not football rivalry and it is not banter.' Without reading the statement, you'd have no chance of guessing which specific thing they're on about here.

louis theroux getting picked up by the manosphere from his hotel room in marbella

The secret is out ⭐️ 20th Century Paddy:the songs of Shane MacGowan, 33 artists, out November 13th. Rainy Night in Soho by @springsteen out today ⭐️

just met someone named Cheddar Larson and she said her sister is a famous actress but she wouldn’t say who

@BigNonVeganDave Get Bonnie on the new fivers!

Today's Bonnie photo

@marcrileydj I've just finished reading @elliotmintz memoir on his time with John Lennon and Yoko Ono, a really lovely read on the years between the Beatles and JL's untimely death.

A bit like when an old fella called Bowie “Some c*** in a clown suit” on the Ashes to Ashes video shoot. Bowie later said “I sometimes think to myself - yes - I am just some c*** in a clown suit…”. 😂🤡

That'll be Aintree having their away allocation cut from next season.