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Twitter in a nutshell

@GundamIsHere @IterIntellectus Nah I think that’s the male equivalent of LARPing Video games would be when a girl gets really into reality TV

@IterIntellectus Claiming to be a witch, casting spells, and pulling out stupid fucking crystals, thinking she has magic.

what’s the female equivalent of a man playing video games?

@BrickCenter_ these losers swear like the actual players hate the other team

A fan walking around in a Sixers jersey got HARASSED by Knicks fans after Game 1 😳

@Breaking911 the WH UFC card is gonna be crazy

TRUMP: "Are you a strong person?" STUDENT: "Yes, sir." TRUMP: "You think you could take me in a fight?"

@PaulaYScanlan when did activism just become adult daycare

walked by fox news today and they’re having a geriatric libtard boomer protest outside. I’d say get a job, but they’re definitely getting paid for this

@NoaDalzell what is the biggest priority for the team in the offseason

Brad Stevens will be addressing the media tomorrow morning at the Auerbach Center What do you want to know?

NYC is collapsing x.com/i/broadcasts/1…

@GundamIsHere it's so bad. i had riot footage that got flagged as "sexual content". a "human" confirmed it. and then they said "oh it's actually profanity in the thumbnail", which it didnt have. but left the sexual content flag

I want you to understand how retarded YouTube is. This video I showed off models kits that I painted and then later sold for Children's Charities. YouTube age restricted the video for suic!de depiction. Bravo.

something dystopian about AI telling humans, "you arent real"

@Awk20000 Bots make this impossible

MrBeast offers $1M to a person if his tweet has exactly 1 like in 24 hours 8 hours in the tweet has racked up 727k likes and 203k comments

@nikitabier I just wanna be able to see my followers by their follower count

Would it valuable to know how many of your followers have been active on X in the last 24 hours?

@shoe0nhead @kangminlee

@kangminlee they’re calling him the corniest man alive. the final boss of performative male feminist. the human brian griffin.

Is there anyone on the internet cornier than Hasan Piker

@WesleyAlex50135 @CatShoshanna celebrities get gifted designer things, so the normies buy them to look / feel like the celebrity but nobody is gifting $1,000 gucci hoodies to a guy with a socialist audience lmao

@decoyposts @CatShoshanna Thats one thing I will never fully understand. I mean i do but still dont. I work at a fast food chain where I get free food. Why are things GIVEN to those who can afford it?

Lenin in one hand, Cartier on the other.

@DubbianX @CatShoshanna oh yes his designer glasses, that just happened to have his prescription and blue light filter lmao

@decoyposts @CatShoshanna Wait, I thought he found them in thrift shops. 😂

@paisnano im just sick of the AI IG slop of "do you ever wake up and feel TIRED?! hi im doctor blahblah with stupidco, and here's 5 tips thatll solve this. number 4 will shock you!"

@decoyposts Sounds like a good opening hook. "Watch until the end for the secret to riches" is played out.

a guy opened a video with "i dont wanna be racist but-" and then 1 minute later never looped back to it is this the secret to having long watch time?!!?

@EndWokeness what stops them from just making people up. im being serious "juan doe mailed in a ballot from an apartment with 20 people in it. they have no docs and are afraid to meet in person because of ice."

And so it begins… LA City Councilmen Hugo Soto Martinez & Ysabel Jurado have unveiled a plan to let "noncitizens" VOTE in LA elections There are 1.5 million noncitizens in LA 15% of their entire population

Only way to get proper portions

@HyeseongKimMuse create a website that tracks how much free food each pro player has earned their fans call it the FF rating (fans fed)

If Jack in the Box pays me, I’ll create a second account where I track which pitcher delivers Jumbo Jacks (7 Ks) and how late in the game 🍔 Tyler Glasnow has delivered Jumbo Jacks after 3.1 innings.

@DonutOperator @Support @donut been trying to get @decoy for awhile now. the x bot keeps giving me nonsense lol

Hello @Support , May I have the inactive account tag @donut? Thank you, have a fantastic day.