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@StateHouseUg @KagutaMuseveni @WilliamsRuto Wee mzee relinquish power

This morning, President @KagutaMuseveni departed for Kenya, to join H.E. President @WilliamsRuto for the launch of the Naivasha–Kisumu–Malaba SGR extension. The project will boost regional connectivity and significantly enhance trade and transport efficiency across East Africa, with Uganda linking in from Malaba to Kampala through its SGR connection.

🇰🇪 Cars left stranded on Kenyan island as Middle East war blocks delivery Bound for Dubai, but stranded on the Kenyan island of Lamu, thousands of high-end cars are sitting in warehouses and parking lots, blocked from their destination by the war the Middle East.

@MillicentOmanga Miradi ni branding

My heart is heavy hearing about the passing of my friend the legendary Chuck Norris. He was truly one of a kind the real deal. I’ve never met a nicer person in my life. Not only was he a badass, but he was a good man through and through. One of the greats, without question. My thoughts are with the Norris family. 🙏

If here on x you can proudly declare your political stance and I declare mine, and we're still tolerant of each other, tell me why we need secret ballot during voting, secret ballot enables rigging

Chuck Norris doesn't blow out the candles on his birthday cake, he suffocates them with his stare. Happy Birthday @chucknorris!

Are you allowed to impeach a president for gross incompetence?

@kdfinfo Goes without saying we don't need foreigners in our revered military

We have a right to demand for answers from the gov't on the expenditure of our taxes. The gov't does not belong to Ruto & Kipmurkomen only.

@BBCWorld NGOs & aid scam

Desperate for food drought-stricken Kenyans turn to the gingerbread tree bbc.in/4bGnRPj

@Asamarpane @RitchieJune @MikeSonko @grok If Grok is stupid, then Meta's bot is retarded

@RitchieJune @MikeSonko @grok Grok is stupid… this was a live terrorist attack caught on tape by the guy on zip line ( poor guy wasn’t aware of what was happening below him) where Pakistani terrorists opened fire in Pahalgam, Baisaran Valley ( Kashmir, India) in 2025 killing multiple innocent tourists.

You can tell he started realizing what was happening towards the end

@IsraelinKenya @MASHAVisrael You forgot to mention all the spyware you sell to third world dictators to suppress freedom of speech and privacy.

Over the years, thousands of Kenyan professionals have benefited from @MASHAVisrael training programs, gaining practical skills that go far beyond the classroom. Through training in Israel and right here in Kenya, MASHAV supports learning across sectors including agriculture, education, health, and community resilience. From the 11-month agricultural internship to short professional courses, participants return home ready to take action. Today, MASHAV alumni across Kenya are applying what they learned, improving their work, empowering communities, and creating a ripple effect of development that continues to grow. #MASHAV #IsraelKenya #CapacityBuilding #Development #Impact

@AfricaFirsts Africa ⚔️ Nigeria Even Nigerians despise their own country

African Countries That Hate Each Other 😠 🇲🇦 Morocco ⚔️ 🇩🇿 Algeria 🇿🇦 South Africa ⚔️ 🇳🇬 Nigeria 🇪🇬 Egypt ⚔️ 🇪🇹 Ethiopia 🇪🇹 Ethiopia ⚔️ 🇪🇷 Eritrea 🇸🇴 Somalia ⚔️ Somaliland 🇸🇩 Sudan ⚔️ 🇸🇸 South Sudan 🇨🇩 DR Congo ⚔️ 🇷🇼 Rwanda 🇰🇪 Kenya ⚔️ 🇸🇴 Somalia...... Show more

just had Morocco come in and collect Senegal’s order

@Miss_Muthoni_ Everybody fuckin dies and you're still a fat toad

That guy who has passed on bullied me any chance he got era ya ile picha, ata naona I have him blocked. I don't know how I feel but poleni for your loss.

@WilliamsRuto Ananias and Sapphira

I am ready to account for every commitment I made to the people of Kenya. Over the past three years, we have fulfilled our promises as outlined in our manifesto. Our visible and impactful development record sets the pace for the next election, where leaders will be judged on their track record or on an agenda that speaks to the needs of the people. There will be no room for empty rhetoric, personality-driven, divisive, and tribal politics that has for far too long held our country back. Addressed residents of Kapsabet town, Nandi County, and outlined the local and national programme for transformation.

@Ayadollar @_reamus @IRANinKENYA @IsraelinKenya Grow some sense of humour kimenyi hii

@_reamus @IRANinKENYA @IsraelinKenya I won’t engage you further because there's no difference between you and semen in a piece of broken condom in a dustbin. Someone had to pick it and insert in herself to sire a retarded son like you. So retarded that you don't know the difference between your mouth and anus

Oya @IRANinKENYA, we encourage you to troll @IsraelinKenya with the same spirit. You can't be funny in foreign states and not ours.

@hlovo_ awful

I would be at the car dealership after this 😭😭😭

The Iranian regime is firing missiles at Jerusalem, Israel's capital. One of them struck a few hundred meters from the Old City, the Western Wall, Al-Aqsa Mosque and the Church of the Holy Sepulchre. Protecting lives & worshippers' safety comes first. That is why prayer at all holy sites has been temporarily suspended.