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@Spartan_8152 @CinemaTweets1 I wish wish wish he would sue you pieces of sh¡t for slander.

@CinemaTweets1 Cant watch his movies anymore. Pedo bastard.

Cast Away’s ending has always stayed with me. The mixed emotions Hanks feels upon returning home- he survived, but missed so much. His forehead is still sunburnt but his face is lighter from the beard. It’s a bittersweet moment that only an actor of Tom Hanks’ caliber could nail.

@thereallorilove No one is asking you to believe anything, you ignorant twat. Stay stupid.

Gotta love how NASA wants us to believe they have the ability to take super clear, high resolution videos in outer space but for the astronaut recovery they have to use a camcorder from 1998. 🥴

@RedWavePress People who think Bill Maher is funny also think those Emu insurance commercials are funny.

Bill Maher on Artemis II: “I don’t mean to be the wet blanket on the moon, but I just don’t get it. Everybody’s like, if we’re on the moon, we can get to Mars. I don’t want to go there either. There’s nothing out there except other rocks. Let’s fix the sh*tshow here on Earth.”

@Real_jaeflex Such a laughably stupid scene.

This scene proves that no super hero can beat Superman. 🎬🔥

A Turkish proverb says, “If a father bathes his children, both will laugh, and if a son bathes his father, both will cry.” Such is the painful beauty of life, where love comes full circle with time.🥹

@sophieraiin Good for her. Enjoy life.

and i will make it all back in a few days so we’re chilling

If aliens visit us, who should be in charge of speaking on behalf of humanity?

Holy crap is this an awesome photo.

@zone_astronomy One of the most beautiful things I’ve ever seen. Once, it was a piece of the Earth, until it was blown away into a separate body.

The highest quality video of the moon was just released… this is so beautiful.

@mvandemar @Acyn @GovChristie You’re saying he’s wrong?

@Acyn Baby boomers were born from 1946 to 1964, @GovChristie was born in 1962. Ok, boomer.

Christie: Baby boomers—the most selfish generation in American history, the most self-centered generation, the least sacrificing generation American history. You look at Biden and Trump in particular, and they personify that

@Readtowrite48 @Acyn The people on that wall didn’t get the chance to grow up to be selfish and self-centered like the rest of that generation, but if they have the opportunity, they likely would’ve.

@Acyn A specious argument, we are also the generation of the Vietnam draft and service. Lots of our names on the wall. True, most of us had it better than our parents, but that doesn't mean we worked less hard to get where we are. Christie is smarter than this.

@SenMarkKelly @DrOBrienMD I bet even William Shatner has FOMO

Yes

Today humanity returns to the Moon for the first time since 1974

@Cudlitz I actually enjoy the prep. I feel clean as a whistle!

Shout out to all the MF’rs doing colonoscopy prep tonight ……… 🚀🚀 🤨

@MrChuckD @KingJames @NBA Because we’ve seen better.

I don’t get it how is @KingJames NOT getting his props for the miraculous basketball he doing in todays @nba ?

@katyperry Show us your tits!

hi 🤍

@JustinESports @RefriedBrean For losing??

Arizona receives a warm ovation at McKale Center after its Final Four run!

@AZATHLETICS @KOLDNews @ArizonaMBB Yeah, yeah. Another disappointment.

A historic season comes to an end. We’ll never forget this squad. Thank you, @ArizonaMBB, for an incredible run.