Diarmuid Cosgrove

@bushontheradio Tying my johnson to my leg and going jogging world

Add "World" to something you're really into to create a new theme park

@CNviolations Here's the happy owner

This Vegas taco spot is reportedly raking in $5 million a month.

@DovySimuMMA He's just back from the Somme needs to wind down

Imagine being this much of a dickhead 😂

@ThePlanetaryGuy Is there anything to put this into scale? Would be great to know. Thanks

@andrewfrugby And this was just his defending, what a gem he was

Keith Earls tackle appreciation tweet.

@DiscussingFilm Vampires love periods!

Christopher Nolan’s next movie is rumored to be a period horror about vampires in the 1920s. Starring Tom Holland and Matt Damon. (Source: gizmodo.com/christopher-no…)

@bryansgunn Dunn, Bryan's Gunn

Unbelievably happy to be in the hat for these awards I’m up for 2 (Two)! - Best in Social and Best in Video (the Creators ones). Tough groups to get out of If you have a moment to vote for me or one of my esteemed rivals, you can here 👇 footballcontentawards.com/voting/

@5tevieM scritti politti need and want to be involved in this

Well it happened. Someone came to my preview tonight and said “I love that tiddy song by the way!!” so I can die happy

@FabrizioRomano @AlternativeMUFC

🚨 BREAKING: Jadon Sancho held positive face to face meeting with Erik ten Hag this week and they’ve clarified the situation. Both ten Hag and Sancho agreed to draw a line on their disagreement and move on. Jadon, available for pre-season games. He’s now back in training.

@10NewsFirstQLD @PipSheehan @dank_ackroyd

30 years ago a diner was hauled from a Chinese restaurant and delivered a monologue so memorable it became a meme. Today that man was finally able to finish his succulent meal alongside one of the officers involved in his arrest | @PipSheehan

@AlternativeMUFC Sold

Describe The Pastor in one word:

@brendanmilla Superma's is on that route :)

@NoContextBrits #Pachinko

Hee hee! @DomNeville

@BigSeanHarris @MemeFactoryTM @JeffBooth Tabernacle

.@MemeFactoryTM podcast tonight with @JeffBooth Give me 5 random words to slip in during the conversation and I’ll see if I can make it happen 😂

@ZhangChaosheng Rahoon :)

A Florida state representative reads “Anita Dick” and “Holden Hiscock” into the record

@cormac_mcginley @DrSadhbh @kerry_geo @BurrenGeopark That's a Toblerone, natural habitat Shannon Airport, Co. Clare

Also at a loss as to what kind of rock I'm looking at here - very pretty but completely out of place on a limestone shore. All ideas welcome. @DrSadhbh @kerry_geo @BurrenGeopark