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@AutismCapital “thanks for tunneling” 🤣

Mark Normand is the funniest working comedian in the game. They did a show where they intentionally set him up with the worst possible easily offended audience (Gen Z girls) and saw how he handled it. Comedy gold. 😂

we’re lucky to watch a complete real number 9 footballer like harry kane what a baller!

the biggest problem real madrid has right now is vinicius junior. just get rid of him already! mfr acts like he is bigger than the club.

@martyrdison sure thing, buddy 😭

i find it to be disgusting when men have thinning hair if i see finanstride in their house, i turn away bad physiognomy should not be breeded with, excluded from the gene pool. especially if you can’t afford the flight to turkey only thick hair creatures should procreate

rip conquest 💪

is the toilet fixed in artemis II? can’t imagine the chaos inside the rocket.

damn bro, the first few minutes after you take a zyn is soo wiring. why?

Amy Schumer shares ‘thirsty’ swimsuit selfie trib.al/SistxYk

🚨#BREAKING: A California Chocolate company has issued a nationwide recall after it chocolate products was spiked with Viagra ingredients.

@FabrizioRomano it’s funny how all these players speak about moving to madrid these days. first rodri, then this mfr

🚨👀 Enzo Fernández: “I always tell my wife Valu that if I have to choose a city to live in Europe, I really like Madrid”. “It's very similar to Buenos Aires, also because of the food”, told Luzu Tv. 🥘

Death isn’t fate, it’s an engineering problem.

🚨 Gennaro Gattuso: “We did not deserve this. We show passion, we played with 10 men since minute 40… we are sad, but this is football”. “I’m proud of my team. We are hurt”.

italy didn’t deserve to be in the world cup at all, not this italy. what a fucking shit show!!! they forgot to play football. congrats to bosnia 🇧🇦

milli takımın forveti kerem O-LA-MAZ! ileri uçta bu kadar verimsiz bir futbol sergilemek, sadece koşuyor gibi yapmak, topa ilk dokunuşları rezil, ve bunlara rağmen gol atmak…. 🫤 demek ki; adam gibi bir forvet olursa son bölgeyi çok rahatlatır ve bu takımı zirveye taşır.

@MagicEden who won the $9 giveaway? these con artists are the worst 🤣

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seriously tho… could he? 😭

@MagicEden @deje__ cool story 🥱 when can we start unstaking our ME tokens?

Big news for $ME stakers. We're doubling the token program. Previously, 15% of Magic Eden core revenue went to $ME buybacks & staker distributions. In Q3, it will jump to 30%. If you've been staking through the changes, this one's for you.

I really want nottingham forest to win the europa league and get relegated from premier league. so, they can be the first to ever play in CL while playing in EFL.

@Estherchika24 @ChampionsLeague fucking loser can’t appreciate anything. some people 🤦

@ChampionsLeague That is just a common skill please Every real guy out there can do it

If football is art, this is a masterpiece 🖼️ #UCL