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Jake

@deletemails

Katılım Kasım 2025
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maeve ~@miaaowing·
ALL text should be #ffffff and ALL UI should be #000000 oled supremacy. i will not be taking criticism.
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a website with 200 characters of URL tracking is a website i enjoy
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Noah@DalexenP·
@mushroomfromgd The web app for calendar hasn’t been updated since 2010
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iTunes popped up two minutes after I accidentally clicked on it
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Rap God
Rap God@twomad·
1 in 7bn women are victim survivors of bababooey sexual violence… 0.03% of bababooey victims are lying… that’s like pulling a knife in csgo or find diamonds in minecwaft unless it’s accusations on influencer those bitches are always clearly lying I mean I am a Survivor
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International Cyber Digest
International Cyber Digest@IntCyberDigest·
‼️🚨 BREAKING: A new npm supply-chain attack uses a dead-man's switch. The payload plants a watcher on your machine that nukes your home directory the second you revoke the GitHub token it stole from you. The compromise happened today, across 42 official tanstack npm packages, 84 malicious versions in total. tanstack/react-router alone pulls more than 12 million weekly downloads. The attacker forked TanStack's repository and pushed a single hidden commit. From there, they tricked TanStack's own release system into signing the malicious packages as if they were the real thing. To npm, and to anyone checking the cryptographic proof of origin (SLSA provenance), the poisoned versions looked 100% legitimate. Maintainer Tanner Linsley confirmed the whole team had 2FA enabled. It didn't matter. This is the first documented npm worm in history that ships with a valid, signed certificate of authenticity, the same one defenders rely on to know a package wasn't tampered with.
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I’ll never hate JonTron because 1) I’ve already rationalized the Destiny debate in about a dozen ways in my head. 2) He made Apples and Grapes
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Eggy
Eggy@2eggwhite·
What's the first custom emote we need for the Kick channel since we were approved and got tons of subs instantly
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patriots lock in
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Jack Raines
Jack Raines@Jack_Raines·
Microsoft Copilot is a truly terrible piece of technology. If you open a word doc and ask to summarize "this document" it has no idea what you're talking about.
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If you think the web is annoying to use now, you ain't seen nothing yet.
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Jake@deletemails·
I dumped my savings into bitcoin when it was at $120,000
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Tuesday: "Non-technical teams are now shipping production code" Friday:
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Brian Armstrong@brian_armstrong

This is an email I sent earlier today to all employees at Coinbase: Team, Today I’ve made the difficult decision to reduce the size of Coinbase by ~14%. I want to walk you through why we're doing this now, what it means for those affected, and how this positions us for the future. Why now Two forces are converging at the same time. We need to be front footed to respond to both. First, the market. Coinbase is well-capitalized, has diversified revenue streams, and is well-positioned to weather any storm. Crypto is also on the verge of the next wave of adoption, with stablecoins, prediction markets, tokenization, and more taking off. However, our business is still volatile from quarter to quarter. While we've managed through that cyclicality many times before and come out stronger on the other side, we’re currently in a down market and need to adjust our cost structure now so that we emerge from this period leaner, faster, and more efficient for our next phase of growth. Second, AI is changing how we work. Over the past year, I’ve watched engineers use AI to ship in days what used to take a team weeks. Non-technical teams are now shipping production code and many of our workflows are being automated. The pace of what's possible with a small, focused team has changed dramatically, and it's accelerating every day. All of this has led us to an inflection point, not just for Coinbase, but for every company. The biggest risk now is not taking action. We are adjusting early and deliberately to rebuild Coinbase to be lean, fast, and AI-native. We need to return to the speed and focus of our startup founding, with AI at our core. What this means To get there, we are not just reducing headcount and cutting costs, we’re fundamentally changing how we operate: rebuilding Coinbase as an intelligence, with humans around the edge aligning it. What does this mean in practice? - Fewer layers, faster decisions: We are flattening our org structure to 5 layers max below CEO/COO. Layers slow things down and create coordination tax. The future is small, high context teams that can move quickly. Leaders will own much more, with as many as 15+ direct reports. Fewer layers also means a leaner cost structure that is built to perform through all market cycles. - No pure managers: Every leader at Coinbase must also be a strong and active individual contributor. Managers should be like player-coaches, getting their hands dirty alongside their teams. - AI-native pods: We’ll be concentrating around AI-native talent who can manage fleets of agents to drive outsized impact. We’ll also be experimenting with reduced pod sizes, including “one person teams” with engineers, designers, and product managers all in one role. In short: AI is bringing a profound shift in how companies operate, and we’re reshaping Coinbase to lead in this new era. This is a new way of working, and we need to leverage AI across every facet of our jobs. To those who are affected I know there are real people behind these decisions — talented colleagues who have poured themselves into this company and our mission. To those of you who will be leaving: thank you. You’ve helped build Coinbase into what it is today, and I am sincerely grateful for everything you've done. All impacted team members will receive an email to their personal account in the next hour with more information, and an invitation to meet with an HRBP and a senior leader in your organization. Coinbase system access has been removed today. I know this feels sudden and harsh, but it is the only responsible choice given our duty to protect customer information. To those affected, we will be providing a comprehensive package to support you through this transition. US employees will receive a minimum of 16 weeks base pay (plus 2 weeks per year worked), their next equity vest, and 6 months of COBRA. Employees on a work visa will get extra transition support. Those outside of the US will receive similar support, based on local factors and subject to any consultation requirements. Coinbase prides itself on talent density. Our employees are among the most talented people in the world, and I have no doubt that your skills and experience will be highly sought after as you pursue your next chapters. How we move forward To the team that is staying, I know this is a difficult day. We’re saying goodbye to colleagues and friends you've been in the trenches with. But here’s what I want you to know as we move forward together: Over the past 13 years, we have weathered four crypto winters, gone public, and built the most trusted platform in our industry. We’ve made it this far by making hard decisions and by always staying focused on our mission. This time will be no different – nothing has changed about the long term outlook of our company or industry. And most importantly, our mission has never been more important for the world. Increasing economic freedom requires a new financial system, and we’re building it. The Coinbase that emerges from this will be more capable than ever to achieve our mission. Brian

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I fully support ID verification.
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Jake@deletemails·
tried to book an appointment online and the first question was "Today's Date" and had a javascript calendar that went back to 1900. i'll just live with it
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Jake@deletemails·
i thought it would clear up but we're on day 4 and it hurts to chew food so orthodontist it is
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Jake@deletemails·
chewed gum for the first time in years and gave myself TMJ not even kidding
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vx-underground
vx-underground@vxunderground·
ShinyHunters compromised Canvas (to a currently unknown extent) which resulted in a "this system has been compromised" to over 9,000 universities. As ridiculous as that sounds, I'm not memeing. It has been speculated it is actually over 9,000 universities. ShinyHunters is having their ALPHV moment. They're now going to get attention at a serious scale outside of the information security circle.
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Ceazar.CF
Ceazar.CF@CeazarCrimeFig1·
Want some chips? Come over! Let's have a beer and coffee!
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