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@godless_mom The Queen was The Queen for around 60 years before “normalised” was a thing. “Normalised” is boring part of your tweet.

Can’t help but be reminded of this #meebox #adambuxton #KingCharlesIII REMEMBRANCE ON XANTIAR youtu.be/W5xnznFzLek via @YouTube

The King stole the pen. I bet he has loads of lighters in his pocket as well. #QueenElizabethII #KingCharlesIII

@Baddiel I lost my kebab on the way to the handbag factory once.

Lost my wallet: it fell out of my pocket yesterday somewhere in Belsize Park whilst cycling home after buying some fish and chips. If you find it you're welcome to the cash but I'd love my season ticket back. Obviously, this will work.

If there’s one thing her majesty enjoyed above almost everything else, it was getting children’s Saturday morning hockey and football training cancelled.

#nicolasturgeon mourned the death of her hairdresser many years ago. #LongLiveTheQueen #QueenElizabeth

@JamesBlunt Careful, you’ll get your Tesla taken off you for that.

Thanks, but I’m still not going to shag you.

@yummy_brummie @TheNightcap_Pod funny as fuck. If you’re a chef or you’ve worked in a kitchen 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@VictoriafromN @HimsworthJ @OwenJones84 So when Emily Bridges competes in the women’s cycling, it’s at a disadvantage??

@HimsworthJ @OwenJones84 A fully transitioned trans woman is a woman in every regard - breasts, vagina, years of oestrogens, but unlike a cis-woman a fully transitioned transgender woman has zero testosterone. Testosterone is an important performance enhancer - cis women have a trace of testosterone.

Boris Johnson is now leaning heavily into an anti-trans agenda, for the same reason Margaret Thatcher leaned heavily into an anti-gay agenda: to weaponise the stigma of an oppressed minority because he think it'll damage his opposition.

@talkSPORT who was that clown calling in earlier claiming “with that #Chelsea defence, I don’t think #RealMadrid will score” ? #ChelseaRealMadrid 🤣🤣🤣

@Patrick85576663 @DawkinsDog How can they be traced back to that time ?

Oh ffs, I'm arguing on Facebook with a creationist who actually thinks the bible was written by Bronze Age fishermen! Yeah, of course, cupcake, definitely not intelligent and literate people decades are the events they were portraying. Mainstream scholarship is wrong 🤔

@RealMattLucas That’s a bit gay.

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@YardActBand What you have to do is freeze an orange and hold that against your cheek all day.

Weird one: Do we have any *dentist* followers in Yorkshire with a spare hour? In perfect timing my tooth just smashed in half and we fly to USA in 48 hrs, can’t get in anywhere. It’s Ryan btw. I was eating soup.

@elonmusk What, the new @KiaUK #suv ??

The Universe is a Hydrogen Sonata

Come on @SpotifyUK , *THINK*

If @spotify doesn’t immediately remove @joerogan, I will release new music onto the platform. #youwerebeautiful

@JuliaBradbury Ace shoes X

Going out out. Then home home by 9pm 😅 The new me. Been tired all week but need to see some friends. Have a good one everyone #FridayVibes

@BernsWilkinson @David47703896 @joelycett

BREAKING: Leaked Sue Gray report reveals shocking abuse of the rules. Hard to see how the PM can cling on after this.