Den “Keeping the Halloween nickname” Shewman 🎃

Have moved to where the skies are blue, find me there!

@MrOldSchool22 @Todd_Spence If you don’t like that, you’re going to hate to hear about Milton Berle 🤣

@Todd_Spence I think Rodney was a creepy weirdo. Just listen to the late Jonathan Brandis with his take. 7:07 mark. 😬 youtu.be/0Oi9kR1CWTA?si…

Rodney Dangerfield rapping "No Respect" with Robert Urich and Andy Kaufman is something I had no idea I needed 🔥 (1983)

@MissingNOLA @Todd_Spence The best movie

@Todd_Spence Hilarious! I watch every time it comes on TV.

@johnzaozirny Something to be thankful for, indeed

It’s a rough marketplace but I’m heading into Thanksgiving encouraged. Talented clients’ specs landing great producers & directors, agents starting to take chances on newer writers, clients finding new ways to get their shows made, and yes, specs selling & clients staffing

@MavrocksGirl So glad! Happy Thanksgiving!

Last week, they removed a cancerous tumor from my Puppers leg. SHE IS MY EVERYTHING! Vet believes she got it all. Very thankful this #Thanksgiving

@MJG_Write Fantastic news, man. As thy say, you never know when you are two inches away from hitting a goldmine

My first five books were all rejected. I almost gave up on SKY'S END, but kept trying. It got me an agent, a trilogy book deal, became a NYT bestseller, and we have a film in development. I have two books coming out in 2026, and more unannounced exciting news. Unbelievable.

@laurcunn This is amazing! Congrats!

I know I'm a small voice on a big platform, and this isn't controversial at all, so it won't get seen... But I became a published author 5 years ago. And last week it was finally made into an audiobook. And I'm so damn proud. 🥹

@turtledumplin An odor that the word “acrid” was made for

If you can smell this picture, you are my people.

PREDATOR was released 38 years ago today. Among the most popular science fiction/action movies of the 1980s, and one of Arnold Schwarzenegger’s biggest movies, the behind the scenes tale ain’t got time to bleed… 1/36

@GinaIppy This does sound perfect, though

Did I really just sit down to write a stunt script I’ll never be able to sell because I don’t own the rights to either property? Yes. But do I have gobs of other work I should be doing? Also yes.

@barb_avon @horrorwriter33 Awesome! Congrats!

A little over a year ago, @horrorwriter33 came into my DMs, thanking me for retweeting his pinned tweet. Today, we legally became Mr. & Mrs. Horror Writer.

She's live for preorder on the Barnes & Noble site lads 🐜🐜🐜🐜 barnesandnoble.com/w/itch-gemma-a…

@manylittlewords Yay!

@caytlyn_brooke Fantastic! That’s a helluva sell-through ratio

Had an awesome time at my signing yesterday at the pizza & BBQ restaraunt! Only 3 people showed up but I sold 10 books, laughed lots, & got invited back! I love finding out of the box venues! Readers are everywhere!

@cbink_liltx Yes! Own it :) And happy birthday!

@manylittlewords I have one in the woods, and it comes with its own ancient book bound in human flesh!

Signed a new book contract today 🥰 It'll be weird, ancient and extremely Me. Now I just have to write it!! Anyone got a spare cabin I can lock myself away in?

EVERY DCU Easter Egg in the Superman Trailer. A THREAD 🧵

@caytlyn_brooke Hit damn! Congrats, lady!

Just finished signing 60 books for my largest order yet! This is so cool!

@manylittlewords Yay! Congrats!

AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *deep breath* AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 🐜🐜🐜🐜

@TheVallyD That is brilliant

I’ve said this previously, but just to reiterate: if the Punisher story where Frank catfishes a pedo online by pretending to be a 14-year-old girl named “Sad Princess” ends up being my best-known comic book work, I’m satisfied.

@JamesGunn We cat owners who are allergic are a special breed

A little over 13 years ago I heard what I thought was a baby crying in the bushes outside my house, and it ended up being this adolescent cat. I brought her some tuna from a can and called her Emily, I don't know why. I didn't take her in at first but she kept meowing in those bushes for days. I was a single guy with a dog, so, when I invited her into my house to foster her it was strictly a temporary situation. I didn't think I'd end up with a cat. I've always been a dog person and I'm allergic. But, you know, when, after a couple weeks, a friend actually said she wanted to adopt her I found I couldn't give her up. I mean, she was just like having a mellow roommate who didn't ask for much. So many animals don't have a home and have to be put down so I thought my friend could save another cat's life, and I'd save this one. So that's what happened. As the years have gone by she's become sweeter and sweeter. She seems a little more talkative in the morning, a little more excited when I get home from work, a little more likely to want to sit on my lap while I watch TV, and a lot more likely to cuddle with our dogs. And as she enters her senior years I've only just realized how much a part of me she's become, how deeply we're connected, and how much I love her. I'm her person and she's probably the only cat I'll ever have. All of this is to say I'm really grateful she was crying in those bushes all those years ago. My life is richer because of her. So, yeah, happy #Caturday. #emilymonster #adoptdontshop ❤️