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@codehitchhiker @lexietayl @StickyRozay @Bubbameister33 @hell_terskelter @tonestradamus Her fiscal appearance shouldn’t have anything to do with it 😂😂

@CBoxTrace We’re two Megs arguing for the 3rd favorite child

My timeline is full of Pirates and Reds fans fighting. Gotta be honest. We both haven’t won shit. We both have been miserable forever. This is like arguing over two ugly identical twins, claiming one is a 8, and other is a 3. What am I missing?

@JohnCoolTrivia @VinnysCorner1 Babe Ruth would be 30 beers deep and see 16 sliders in one pitch. But I appreciate your dreaming

True or False: If Babe Ruth faced Paul Skenes, he would get struck out ⚾️

@Dudleymill27322 @VinnysCorner1 Have you found the gold at the end of a rainbow you sweet sweet sad little boy

@VinnysCorner1 A fat alcoholic versus the best pitcher in the best era of baseball? Yeah he’d do great

@OpoyChase Waiting to see a Reds fan who’s not afraid to show their face. My respect for @bryce_spalding grows

Dear Pirates fans, Congratulations. Here’s your banner. Sincerely, OpoyChase

@RedsFan_Brandon Cool profile wanna show your face or is the basement lighting too dark?

Worst fanbase in baseball and it’s not particularly close.

@Nati_Sports Hey at least you don’t have to show your face. No accountability, no problem

Honestly, no matter how this game ends up... Probably the most ridiculous, embarrassing Cincinnati Reds game I've ever watched. And come to think of it, they seem to ALWAYS happen against the shitty, poverty, Pittsburgh Pirates. And just a reminder to their fans as I cope:

@EllyDeLaMuse @bryce_spalding fan accounts with fake profile pictures are the worst right

Went directly from the teenager gimmick to the barely 20 gimmick, I’m sick😭💀

@raggy___ Every grandmother on earth is statistically a better fielder than Derek Jeter. What’s your point burner account boy?

i’m 20 years old and statistically a better fielder than Konnor Griffin.

@nickthechad Maybe Pittsburgh can gofundme a hearing aide for your smoke and mirrors reds and maybe even make you show your face behind all the shit you talk

pirates fans are talking but i still can’t hear them???

@CBoxSports This guy screams Cincinnati, aka massive douche bag. Bend your bill buddy and maybe don’t call timeout over a speck of dirt covering the plate down 10

Sal Stewart speaks about being thrown at by Chris Devenski: “Saw that there was 17 seconds up there, so I just waited a second, called time, and next thing I know the ball is just running through my ribs.” “It was pretty blatantly obvious.” #Reds

@bryce_spalding don’t you hate it when fans don’t have pictures of themselves

@bryce_spalding I actually respect that you show your face and are an actual human because I could say the same about the Reds fans. In general I can’t stand the faceless accounts always talking nonsense. Sports aside, all the best to you and yours Bryce

10 replies from Pirates fans. 9 people without their faces or names attached to their profile. That’s hilarious.

Lmao Pirates throwing at guys up 9. You guys already embarrassed us, trying to purposefully hit a rookie is wild stuff lol

@bryce_spalding My face is right here.

Still haven’t seen a Pirate fan not named Kody Duncan have their face on an account. Kinda of insane

@bryce_spalding Tell the rookie not to be a loser and call timeout against a garbage time reliever over 3 specks of dirt on the plate and then cry some more.

@zpretzel Devenski has been a Pirate for like 4 days and Sal Stewart, much like yourself, is a grade A doucher.

The Pirates have owned the Reds this weekend, but it’s incredibly soft to throw at somebody, especially during a blowout The Pirates and Chris Devenski have lost so much for the past few years that they don’t understand how to win👎🏻 Charmin Ultra Soft

The Pirates can’t get out of their own way 99% of the time.. but man their luck stinks. Sweep the first place Reds at home to improve to 19-16 only to STILL be staring at last place in the NL Central. Any other year when we stink the division leader would be like 16-17.

@jfazli @StoolBaseball John Kruk always says “you can pull a muscle but you can’t pull fat”

@StoolBaseball I don't mean this as some sort of knock on Acuna who is a great guy and indeed doesn't deserve this but... It's time to have a serious convo about healthy bodies in MLB, NBA, and certain positions in NFL. These guys get these muscle injuries bc they have close to 0% body fat.

Please no Not Acuña man

It sucks to see anyone ever get hurt in any sport, let alone the superstars… but something about the studs of baseball getting hurt just hits me differently. Baseball is firmly reclaiming the 2 spot in the 4 major sports but damn man, Acuña is too good for the game to be hurt.

@ChrisMuellerPGH Impressive stuff nonetheless Mullsy. Congrats to you

Not my best but hardly my worst. Couple wussy 30-second walks between mile 12 and mile 13 cost me sub-1:50. Congrats to everyone who got after it today.