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@KILLTOPARTY She knows it’s a lie and she’s thrilled that he said it

It’s cute when girls believe what you tell them

@LizzyStarrrdust @KILLTOPARTY If you found out your bf was texting his friends “man, Emily and I used to talk all night, I miss having a girlfriend who actually had interesting thoughts,” you would not be calm about it

@KILLTOPARTY This guy is a fucking pussy and needs to calm down.

IT WAS A BIT HUMILIATING

@teachrobotslove “Reader, I married him”

Sometimes people ask about a scar on my arms and I'll just say, "cigarette burn" so I imagine they think it's the standard self harm scenario - but the truth is once a guy jokingly threatened to burn me with his cigarette on the back porch of a bar so I rolled up my sleeve and held out my arm and said, "Do it, then." I stared at him while he pressed the cigarette into my skin and waited for me to scream. Of course it hurt like hell, but I wasn't going to give him the satisfaction.

@shoe0nhead “Thank you for your attention to this matter.” You know it’s getting serious when Trump starts using periods instead of exclamation marks

One thing I learned about myself recently from being on this app that I did not want to know about myself is that I will watch an AI generated video about infidelity all the way to the end if the woman is a strawberry but not if she is a cat

At what point does the kitten have to start worrying about it

@KILLTOPARTY It sounds like they have a great marriage. They know their roles and they play them well. She is the queen and he is the servant. Why would the queen go down on the servant? That’s disgusting

Treat her like a slut in bed and thank me later

@KojoAmissah_ @SovereignIM Women don’t ask you to open up out of some altruistic desire to hear your pain. They want you to reassure them that you’re not hiding weakness behind silence. If you then open up and reveal weakness, you get nothing, you lose, good day sir

@SovereignIM I have one question for you sir, why is it that when a man opens up to a woman 95% of the time she will use his vulnerability against him?

@KILLTOPARTY This girl is a submissive and the man is clueless

SHE TRULY ENJOYED DOING IT

@KyleMastery The best sex happens when sex means something to her, if a girl is openly and overtly sexual it’s because sex means nothing to her

You want girls who are subtly sensual not overtly sexual Every time I've encountered the latter It's either way too mechanical or they just ended up being a tease The best interactions occur when things flow naturally No agendas either way

@axisgirlfriend After my workout I’ll make sure to say hi to a girl doing squats in lingerie so she can go cry on the internet about being sexualized

@derridative oh you should probs get in the gym then fatty

i am alive, however im lowk at a loss to why men are SO desperate to sexualise women who don’t want it when this app is fucking full of hoes

@axisgirlfriend I have bigger boobs than you

@derridative lol you sound like a 13yo boy

@axisgirlfriend Gossiping must be stopped, only men can be funny, jobs are for goyim

@derridative lol the internet is for gossip and joking, you’re a man go get a job

@theistinthought “Social awkwardness” is just the opposite of social competence, and social competence is essential to building coalitions, navigating hierarchies, perceiving and neutralizing threats, and persuading and influencing people to get what you want

I don’t think most men care if a woman they like romantically is socially awkward. But almost no woman wants a socially awkward guy.

Do you think Dasha had an Oppenheimer-like moment when she wrote that iconic tweet, knowing that she was handing over to men a weapon of unfathomable destruction for their use in the gender wars

@teachrobotslove Why are all your pics “bored vain sex slave” -coded

I'll bare my soul and my ass online, but I draw the line at posting feet. A woman needs some kind of boundary, one single thin thread of separation, a facsimile of dignity.

Paradoxically the men and women who get the most upset in the gender wars are the ones who don’t realize that in the battle of the sexes you always have the right to fight back

@cloneristic “The Ones Who Walk Away From Omelas” but instead of a single solitary sad child locked up it’s every woman and no one walks away

Wanting to remove women's rights not for moral or political reasons, but purely due to a sexual fetish. Imagine. A dark world beset by bound, broken, and battered bitches. Chained up and struggling. The hope draining out of their eyes. Reduced to Pavlovian coomer putty in your cruel hands. Flush and tenderized. Barely even human anymore. Chattel beasts reduced to a base layer of consciousness. Feet and hands growth pinned into useless contortion. Corneas milky, crawling and sniffing through prison maze caverns like blind mole rats. Kept in a permanent state of lactation by arcane steampunk milking machines. You only feed one of them and she has to feed the others. And boy are they hungry. The world could be so beautiful. freeing women from the orison of choice would be a divine gift they hardly deserve. You'd see a side of them so few do we've forgotten it existed. If only we can find the will and resolve. Maybe Hal 9000 will have some clever ideas about how to proceed. They're so pretty when they cry. Is that so wrong? If love is a crime than what isn't? If all is a crime then why worry?

@foxyavelli Intuitively it would seem like the answer to the question “do sluts make good wives” is conditional on the size of your dick

I side with the sluts on this one. A woman who enjoys lots of sex will enjoy lots of sex with *you* They probably won't go out of their way to have sex with someone else if their husband is right there. It's the repressed women dreaming of someone better.