Des Brem

1/ In January 2008, PC Neil Sampson walked towards a man with a knife. He took seven stab wounds doing it. His dog Anya, already bleeding, kept hold of the attacker so her handler could live. That same man, Essa Suleiman stabbed two people yesterday in a terror attack in Golders Green. Here’s what happened next. 🧵

@aleksthgrt Chavtastic!

❗️Identity of thieving woman who stole the champagne & wine from the table during Trump's assassination attempt revealed as Ukrainian Ambassador to the USA Olga Stefanishyna. 😂 Too funny...

@AvonandsomerRob Loud and foul-mouthed, as in Solgados golf club yesterday.

This could be polarising 🤣

@ThrillaRilla369 Sir K Starmer PM.

An overused word or phrase that needs to be retired in 2026

@CopMoustache Shrewd, penetrating journalism. Or just bloody obvious.

Well paint me purple, dip me in treacle and throw me to the armadillos !!! What a F’ing surprise, this has been going on for years See also barbers shops ten a penny in many towns with no customers in them either, who would have thought it 🤷‍♂️ bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…

@BurritoBrosShit Playing in Portugal this week, have had 4 rounds, every game has been a delight with the random players we have been playing alongside. From a 4 handicap Norwegian to a 25 handicap 79yr old. Just wonderful.

Getting paired with random people is easily the wildest variable in golf and we don’t talk enough about it.

@BjorkBrodern So violent. But very good.

One of the best and most underrated British crime films is Rise of the Footsoldier (2007). It follows the rise and subsequent murders of Pat Tate and Tony Tucker (the so called Rettendon murders) through the eyes of Carlton Leach. Carlton was a football hooligan that turned doorman and hired muscle for some of Britains most notorious gangsters of that era. There is no illusion of the "honourable" gangster, instead it portraits the characters as low impulse control, paranoid and backstabbing characters as they were in real life. Good soundtrack, gruesome violence and lots of suspense in this one.

@thesundaysport @GodofDogs Watch the hands, more bizarre signalling to his string pullers.

1) I didn't mislead Parliment 2) I did mislead Parliament but it was someone else's fault 3) *lectern*

for a drink. Should have been a pleasant experience, but was just awful. @yourgolftravel you should not be placing customers here until service standards approach acceptable.

@yourgolftravel @NAUhotels Just played at your Morgados course. Lovely set up, fair,challenging course. However, post golf, the worst service l have ever had. One poor girl trying to serve 50+ thirsty golfers, and having to run out with food orders, leaving people waiting 25 mins

@NAUhotels Just played at your Morgados course. Lovely set up, fair,challenging course. However, post golf, the worst service l have ever had. One poor girl trying to serve 50+ thirsty golfers, and having to run out with food orders, leaving people waiting 25 minutes for a beer.

@ClarksonsFarm1 Me you thicko.

Who here can still read a handheld map without a GPS?

@InspGadgetBlogs @____Foxtrot____ So true. One trainer even believed it.

If you are not a public sector worker, you probably won't believe this story. I've been forced to sit through so much DEI nonsense in my policing career that I believe it.

@Brick_Cop Treasure it.

There are big days and there are small days. Today my wonderful Dad turns 70! Best Mate, sound giver of advice and all round throughly brilliant chap, it’s been epic spending the weekend with him. What a novelty too, not worrying about getting annual or a cancelled rest day!

Oh my days. 😂 This video is brilliant. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again - there is no finer satirist in Scottish politics, and we still don’t even know who it is. Bravo, @Mercurius_Scot. Couldn’t love you more.

@retiredandglad1 @RobertJudd4 @TheBritLad No.

@RobertJudd4 @TheBritLad Would any reasonable custody officer?

🚨SHOCKING: At Essex’s Wethersfield base military veterans proudly raised the English flag on British soil. Essex Police raced in, demanded their details, and threatened arrest for “anti-social behaviour.” Men who defended this country now treated like criminals for flying its flag. This is what a police state looks like.

@nickgoff79 @SenseiChanning Might back it if Nico not on.

May be worth checking the calendar for Southwell maidens for Lulamba

@ukboomers @Versace_Trader You were Janet and John, weren’t you?

@Versace_Trader Thank you. We raised our children properly but we don't want to spoil them. Our daughter earns £35,000 a year. That's more than what our house in Surrey cost in 1982. If we could buy a five bed on that she can surely find a Travelodge.

Our lovely little holiday home in Cornwall. Our daughter asked if she could stay there with the kids this summer. Honey, we'd love to but it's booked on Airbnb all through August. £400 a night. We're not a charity. She earns £35,000 a year she can find a Travelodge.

@BasilTheGreat WTF!

Every single Police officer who indulges in something like this should be fired

@GeorgeDobell1 Does what it says in the tin. Obdurate, glorious.

Dom Sibley... 21 not out at lunch having batted throughout the 1st session. #SibBall