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@patrickbetdavid Porcupine Tree

What's the best concert you've ever been to?

@icematt @BraedenSorbo And have a valid driving license.

@BraedenSorbo She failed to get permission from the state to use her property on the roads she pays for...

I don’t know how cops do it.

@BraedenSorbo She's a fucking idiot.

@TheFootyFeed Its not like Arteta ever played for them

Everton supporters are ready to give up Europe just to prevent Arsenal from clinching the league title 😭🤯

@Tburdy @CantinaChef22 @Rightanglenews That gouache, which, I guess if you painted in oils, might be considered a little 'crude'.

@CantinaChef22 @Rightanglenews Yeah, that's not a simple word and I've only used it in college referring to a type of paint... I didn't know it meant anything else. But I'm not a reader of fiction. I feel like X will be going away. Because that generation won't be able to read it.

The Philadelphia boy who exposed his fellow classmates for being unable to read a simple sentence is now under threat of being blocked from graduating and expelled simply for blowing the whistle on his school’s low literacy rates.

@Rightanglenews I'll give them 'gauche', that's not an everyday word, but everything else should be doable by that age.

@BraedenSorbo Lesbians be crazy

Black women show us how to turn a traffic stop into jail time in under 3 minutes

@FestAKINBUSOYE When my current tenants move later this year, I will be selling my property rather than continue to rent it. I can't be bothered with the hassle the new legislation will bring.

I've just got a panicked message from a dear friend who's been served an eviction notice by their landlord. He wants to sell. They have three children, always paid rent on time. They even offered to pay more rent as they love the property, + never had issues with the landlord, but he's not interested. He told them to go to their MP (she's Labour) This is a disaster. Are local authorities ready for what is coming as a result of this?

@CollinRugg That's a shame. She came across as such a likeable person.

DoorDash driver who allegedly recorded a naked customer on his couch before claiming to be the victim has been indicted by an Oswego County Grand Jury. 23-year-old Olivia Henderson posted a viral TikTok of a man on his own couch before crying that DoorDash fired her. Court documents say Henderson, who has pleaded not guilty, degraded the man by recording “intimate parts of such person at a place and time when such person has a reasonable expectation of privacy, without such person’s knowledge or consent.” Talk about a backfire.

@PolitlcsUK Some sort of mental illness?

🚨 NEW: Omar Majed, 19, has been charged over the bomb hoax at Peter Kay’s gig last night

@jessicaelgot The Labour party treat constituencies like their little fiefdoms in which they can install a new ruling lord on a whim.

EXC - Andy Burnham has a credible plan to return to Westminster “within weeks”, allies say. He is expected to use a byelection fight to set out an agenda for government. His allies will ask Starmer to set a timetable for departure - and to potentially stay as Foreign Secretary

@pickmypeas @JOKAQARMY1 You must be a fucking bot to come up with that response.

@JOKAQARMY1 This is why cops shouldn't pull people over for fake ass statute code laws..cops are the enemy of the people bc they push these unconstitutional laws...the truth will 1 day come out..no victim..no crime..the state isn't a victim

👀 wtf

@JOKAQARMY1 Fuck! I hope the people in the car and the cop were ok.

@JenniferSey Didn't change those wide fucking shoulders

Will Thomas says he went through a second puberty when he started taking wrong sex hormones. A female puberty this time! No Will. You don’t menstruate and you can’t have a baby. You’re a man. Of course he’s speaking in Boulder CO.

@PoliceThePolic1 "I got bail money" isn't really a flex.

⚠️ Karen doesn't understand the 1st Amendment, threatens to sue and break man's camera. "Good cop" shuts her down and allows man to continue recording. Video by TheBattousaiMedia (FB)

@peterkyle Yeah, those are the ones you tax to the hilt

We’re called the party of working people for a reason.

@DelusionPosting I have mould on some cheese in my fridge that's smarter than Hasan.

@IAmSteveHarvey Shopping in IKEA

What’s something people pretend to enjoy… but really don’t?

@PolitlcsUK @guardian If I had an MP who was prepared to step aside to let another person take over, I wouldn't ever vote for that party again.

🚨 NEW: Andy Burnham has a plan to return to Westminster "within weeks" with several MPs prepared to resign to trigger a by-election for him He reportedly has the backing of over 80 Labour MPs, enough to trigger a leadership election [@guardian]

@OliLondonTV Is her dress an appeal to the US fly tying community?

Simone Biles has said she will no longer attend red carpet events after spending $23,000 on a stylist team for one event. “I will be staying inside for the foreseeable future.”