D in the Tea 🫖

Get yourself a Deliveroo cool bag. Then you can buy as much food as you want and none will bat an eyelid.

Here’s my 2023 on @Spotify, all wrapped up. Get yours now. #SpotifyWrapped open.spotify.com/wrapped/share/…

@Comedypodcastde @HonourableTom Love the podcast. Don’t love how Dr. Thomas sounded almost disgusted at the suggestion that Alan Turing could be Autistic, as if autistic people can’t be sociable, enjoy sports, or even be liked by colligues?? Tainted an otherwise enjoyable episode.

Comedy Podcast of the @HonourableTom [Bad Manors] Bletchley Park: Alan Turing, Codebreaking & Castration #badManors podcastaddict.com/bad-manors/epi…

@RSPCA_official Just spotted a Heron walking around in a residential area in Milton Keynes at 7pm. Is this normal?

@SkyHelpTeam so we’ll be refunded for the outage period, yea?

Is it possible to get a birthday card for your husband that doesn’t call him a prick or describe him as some sort of nuisance? Normalise actually liking your spouse.

@GamesHubDotCom HD remastered collection on the Switch and we’ll call it quits?

Fans are speaking out after Banjo-Kazooie developers questioned audience support for a sequel. gameshub.com/news/news/banj…

@MartinSLewis Retail. Shift rotation that means I only get a “weekend” every 2 weeks and the other weeks have my rest days split. I am so tired and my house is a mess.

Today's Twitter Poll: Do you work weekends? Is that a normal part of your working life, or are you strictly weekdays only. Which of these is closest to your situation.

@PondHQShop Saw this on Thursday and panicked

AAAAA

@aquatic_ambi Until they patch it 😭

so happy i never have to lift a dumb rock ever again #TearsOfTheKingdom

@netflix What are you playing at, cancelling Lockwood & Co!? You had something new and better than Dr Who! Sort it out! #savelockwoodandco

The BBC is playing a really weird extended version of Johnny English. It’s not very good tbh.

So can we use the emergency alert sound as a ringtone or not?

@Kit_Yates_Maths It’s also discrimination of a protected characteristic.

I know I'm a cynic, but this feels a lot like voter suppression. electoral-reform.org.uk/voter-id-list-…

@TheManeQuest Torrent is magical, he can do what he wants.

Riggers, Animators idk who needs to hear this but please for the love of God find a way to disallow a horse's forelegs from staying bent while carrying weight they simply do NOT do that ever, please all the salt from equestrians silently crying somewhere is killing our planet🙏🙏

@IndieBookshopUK What is that cake? It looks amazing

@torydemolition @TheGreenParty Perfect for picking up dog mess, no matter the design! 🐩 💩 👍🏻

The conservatives have openly adopted the leaflet design of @TheGreenParty - in order to fool voters into opening their leaflets. Absolute crooks. And absolutely desperate to cling onto power by any means.

@SoVeryBritish Im sorry, was this a legal crossing?

Why did the British person cross the road? (Best answer wins a virtual pat on the back)

Labour are playing politics. Our plan will see more doctors back in the NHS to cut waiting lists.

@supertanskiii That’s likely the result of a fridge breakdown or prep for a deep clean. Brexit is still shit though.

Please, just stop with the Brexit benefits! I am starting to feel spoiled.

@nooksneedlesco @splashjaguar Green or brown (the cream would never hide the coffee stains)

⭐️ GIVEAWAY ⭐️ Giving away one Roost Sweatshirt featuring Brewster from ACNH ☕️💚 To enter: ✨Follow me & @splashjaguar ✨Like & RT this post ✨Reply with which colour sweatshirt is your favourite! Open internationally! 🌏✈️ Closes March 23rd! 🤎