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@KylePorterNS @ShipSticks Jose Maria slapping Potgieter around early in round 1 despite being 100 yards behind him off every tee

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@bet365ca WHAT ABOUT MY FAMILY

#mitchthebitch 🚨

@KylePorterCBS @Garmin 107,016

Speaking of feet! We’re giving away a @Garmin Approach S70 watch to whoever gets the closest to guessing my end of week step count at Pinehurst. Very normal stuff. The watch rules, and you can drop your guess in the comments. I am open to manipulating my routes on Sunday if you’re in contention and the offer is right.

@OverDrive1050 Utah Shakers

OVERDRIVE POLL: With the Arizona Coyotes relocating to Salt Lake City, what do you think the team's name will be? 🏒 Let us know. 👇

my toxic trait is scanning scratch tickets i know i've lost on just in case i'm a bigger idiot than i'd thought

@bert__johnson robert

Sorry I missed your call I was waiting for my phone to stop ringing

Knowing things is probably the worst thing you could do for your mental health

@PGATOURComms @TheNTGolf @PGATOUR @useGolfFACTS your man P is dead to me.

Patrick Reed is a WD from THE NORTHERN TRUST due to an ankle injury. @TheNTGolf | @PGATOUR

when jim nantz says hello and calls me his friend

@dkm14 happy birthday DK

Our Lord and Savior was born today DON’T FORGET

This is what I mean by getting my finances in order

@JuiceCheck44 need a big day from you in fantasy, juice! #milkmen

One more sleep til we’re back under the lights #SNF @ Levi's Stadium instagram.com/p/CGdDymaJjMz/…

National anthem before the game is the dumbest shit ever just sing it one time before the season why do we need to listen to some old song Chris Columbus wrote 50 years ago. Just start the god damn game

@DraftKings quangs

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so we've just gotta keep doing laundry and the dishes... forever?

@HayesTSN @OverDrive1050 "TQ"

Okay, this is getting ridiculous now. Overwhelmed by the support. @OverDrive1050 at 4pm.