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@andynewmanlpc You are very much in the minority here…. But alas… wheat from the chaffe….

I grew up in the church- born in ‘89 4 years of seminary 5 EFY’s All out 2 year mission BYU-I degree Read from the BOM nearly every day First time I heard about Joseph’s polygamy was after graduating BYU-I. My experience isn’t unique.

@BenBird53920553 Of all the things that never happened… this never happened the most

I served a Mormon mission from 2002 - 2004. None of us missionaries knew that Joseph Smith practiced polygamy. I was never taught that as a Mormon kid. I don't think I found out until I was in my mid-twenties, and I didn't find out about it at church. I found out about it online.

@HistorianUSA1 @Cat5SMASHICANE So did he replace the axles or no?

Top BMW tech fired after just 3 months for ‘overquoting’ a repair? This guy was working 6 days a week and pulling 140 billable hours per pay period. Customer brings in a hybrid making noise on deceleration. He finds a completely blown differential and quotes the replacement plus rear axles as a precaution — standard practice to protect the shop and customer from future issues and liability. Warranty covered the diff but not the $5k axles. Foreman handled the upset customer, repair was done, no immediate problems. Weeks later the customer complains the axles weren’t replaced… and the tech gets fired for overquoting. He says another technician was fired for the exact opposite — not quoting enough when a car came back broken. There are always two sides to every story, but if this is accurate, this hard-working mechanic is getting a raw deal.

@FiredUpCoug File a police report and have the dog euthanized

Remember me talking about my neighbor's dogs that keep pooping in our yard with zero care from the owner? One of them just chased my 6yo daughter while she was playing outside and bit her arm. 15 minutes before by 9yo daughter's birthday party. I'm not at the urgent care with my six year old and my wife is juggling a birthday party with 8 kids on her own. This is the second child this dog has bitten. We have already contacted animal control and filed a report. Is there anything else I should be doing?

@BauerOutage I wish the Dbacks would take the chance… man we need some good arms on our team!

Hypothetical: You’re the owner of an MLB team. I offer to take $0 salary and sign a minor league contract and go to Low A. If the “he sucks now” crowd is right and I get lit up, you cut me, lose $0 and there’s no risk to the big league club. If the “clubhouse cancer” crowd is right, you see it immediately at Low A and cut me. You lose $0 and there’s no risk to the big league club. If there’s massive negative PR, which we already know there won’t be, you just cut me and move on. The story is dead in a couple days, you lose $0, and there’s no risk to the big league club. But, assuming none of those things happen, which they obviously wouldn’t, if you like what you see, you can promote me to AA and re evaluate me there. Then AAA. Then the big leagues. If I earn it, which you’d be 100% in control of deciding. If you don’t think I’m good enough, you lose $0 and there’s no risk to the big league club. You could take away my “antics”. You could take away my social media. You could ask anything of me. If I don’t comply, you cut me, lose $0, and there’s no risk to the big league club. What logical reason is there to not do this? At worst, you cut me and there’s no risk to the big league club. At best, you get a Cy Young winner for $0 who you know can still pitch and could help the big league team if and when you see fit.

@GoldyHappens I called this to my coworkers about 10 pitches before this happened…. Told them Sewald was going to come in a choke and lose this game for us

The meatiest meatball of all time. ANDREW BENINTENDI smokes a HR to make 4-1, Paul Sewald is cooked

@CPACoug @HarveyHolmes22 Right? 🤣🤣🤣 I honestly have never even thought about browsing Ute chat rooms… such a small dick move! 🤣🤣

@HarveyHolmes22 You browse Cougarboard?!

Once Urban leaves Utahs done. Once Alex Smith is gone it’s over. Weddle leaving watch Utah fall. Moving to Pac 12 Utah will never win again. Huntley/Moss are gone, free fall incoming. Once Rising leaves they’ll fall back to earth. Whits gone it’s over. Blah blah blah. Idiots.

@UtahCFBstats The “we are better than Utah” is honestly the best part of that whole scenario! 🤣🤣🤣

@ByuSome There’s honestly no compensating for better quality of life. Addition by subtraction! Take the job. Your new employer wouldn’t think twice about replacing you if needed so there’s no need to think to hard about them. Do what’s right for you because nobody else will.

Am I a being a jerk, or am I aight? I currently manage 20 software engineers, and another manager manages 20 software engineers. The other manager is having a baby in the next month and will be out for 3 months. It was anticipated I'd cover most of her people. So...I got a new job offer. I want to take it. Am I being a jerk in doing so? I feel kind of bad, but at the same time, I am not happy at work and haven't been for a long time. Help me out here. Give me thoughts and perspective, please. Thanks!

QOTD: With the expected roster turnover with 6 transfers leaving, 4 players graduating, and AJ Dybantsa expected to go to the draft…what GIF best describes how you are feeling about BYU Basketball’s future?

@ByuSome Well… the church doesn’t really allow you to sleep around with your neighbors husbands and still keep your membership… so it makes sense that she would want to leave… having only one partner isn’t really her style

Taylor Frankie Paul is leaving the church. Networks are in shambles as they need to find a new star to mock our faith.

@TheWildUte @Bomb3r_CFBMafia @pac12 @Utah_Football The winning also evaporated since joining this conference too! 🤣🤣

@Bomb3r_CFBMafia @pac12 @Utah_Football No, Utah has an above average brand in the Pac12 because of sustained winning and premier opportunities — and exposure. That evaporated when joining this conference

It pains me to say this… Utah’s TV brand has taken a hit in the Big 12 compared to the Pac-12 era. That’s the reality. And it’s why Utah’s long-term health depends on a move to the Big Ten — or an optimized Big 12/ACC league.

this is our new coach. What a fuckin legend.

@itschappy I think what you’re missing is that these “25 minute” lessons are supplementing the existing teaching that is supposed to be taking place in the home…. Not the other way around. The “meaningful lesson” should be happening in your home….

Just go back to 3 hour church or shorten sacrament meeting if you want to meet each class/quorum each week… 25 minutes isn’t enough to have a real meaningful lesson in either class.

@libsoftiktok Salt lake has become a liberal shithole…. So this is to be expected

Utah Teachers Union went to the no kings protest and held anti-ICE signs while marching against Trump These are the people teaching your kids HOMESCHOOL

It’s crazy that BYU MBB had more ⭐️’s on the floor between AJ, RW3, and Richie than Utah had on its entire roster…. The disparity gap is real. Jensen might be a good coach, but he isn’t overcoming that talent gap in anything less than a decade!! 🤣🤣 #gocougs

@Khanstillday The only people I’ve ever met that were this racist we’re liberal democrats….

Never Judge a book by it’s cover!

@_johnleone Utes are dropping like flies!

This one became increasingly more expected throughout the season. I hope KD lands somewhere great! Utes will be fine.

@MrFrank1212 All the real sports …. The real crime was how bad Utah basketball was this year ….. Atta boy…. 🤣🤣🤣

@devever1508 Won the skiing natty… Sad 1st round exit criminal Cougs

Is Utah good at everything? #GoUtes