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@KaiserBeamz Metal is heavy. If it doesn't have blastbeats, it ain't metal. If it has clean vocals, it ain't metal. If the lyrics are about emo shit like unrequited love, it ain't metal. If it's "symphonic", it sure as shit ain't metal. These are the core basics.

You know thrash and death metal are genres with roots in punk with how much the fans are completely inflexible with their rules of "what makes a band metal."

Another reason nu metal is popular with "the youth" is that the general fans of the genre aren't humorless nerdlingers.

@MojaveBloodlust The most puke-inducing vocals in the history of heavy music. Besides Dave Fuckstaine, of course

The more I listen to Knocked Loose the more I dislike it

@DrGuitar Bands are terrible

I hate your favorite band. They suck. So what!?

@killinggmoon Trent, I was under the impression that you'd overcome your substance abuse issues quite some time ago. Don't go back to that downward spiral, please. Lay off the pipe, stop being such a petty hate machine, and let old grudges go, bro

marilyn manson has such a terrfying face bruh he looks like an actual horse. Hes so horse like i have never seen someone that looks more like a horse i do not like him

@mitchlafon It appears you've hit upon that confusing grey area, the magoke wokmagasshole territory. Just listen to industrial - problem solved, clarity achieved

If I post about Bruce Springsteen or Jack White, I’m called a woke asshole. If I post about Ted Nugent, I’m called a MAGA asshole. Good times.

@agentsmart In this context, a cake is much closer to the truth than a sea creature. One does not often see cakes made of squids or sharks, whereas potatoes can be plausibly incorporated into cakes

@devoidhorizons 🤔 and cakes are made of potato?

I'm getting all nostalgic for those long forgotten times when the most brutal war we had to endure was the battle between potato scallops and potato cakes.😢

@OMandM Australia doesn't have a national cuisine, so you'll just be eating food from a bunch of countries that do have a national cuisine

AUSTRALIA!!! 🇦🇺 We are less than a month away from our 2026 headlining tour! We’ll be hitting Perth, Adelaide, Melbourne, Sydney & Brisbane. Give us recommendations for things to do, places to see, and food to eat in the comments! GO! ⬇️

@FlagTiges @OMandM 🤮

@OMandM An AFL game. Greatest spectacle at the MCG in Melbourne

@SneakerPeach @JonnyMicro It's funny - these shrivelled sellout motherfuckers can charge $100 for a ticket and still comfortably cover all of their touring expenses. I mean they're not Rammstein - they don't even have a stage show. Just a bunch of shrivelled self-important assholes playing shit rock

@JonnyMicro Ticket prices are dumbfounding. This is live music now and it’s heartbreaking 💔

GIMME FUEL GIMME FIRE GIMME ALL YOUR FUCKIN MONEY

@kkb_soundsystem What's insane is how truly subjective music is. Uniquely wonderful to you; plain and forgettable to me

the most uniquely wonderful song of the decade. sounds and feels like nothing else ever created, full body chills every time. fucking insane that it exists, let alone that it came from a band that's been making music for like 30 years

@madisontayt_ You've obviously never worked in the software development field

when people use their laptops on the train i’m like is anything really THAT serious

@26MoreLives Next sentence: "I piffed the Vegemite sanger at the maggoted Collingwood supporter cunt's head and smashed some more shard, keeping a close eye on me munted sheila."

Gonna write the great Australian novel. First sentence: “It was a dark, and stormy afternoon.”

Oldschool SP aficionados will probably scoff at this, but this song truly encapsulates the entire SP sound for me #SkinnyPuppy #industrial youtube.com/watch?v=eAJNkV…

@FallacyEcho @hicksinferno Good God no, they're too thoughtless for that

@devoidhorizons @hicksinferno It's not like they're insane

People really think Korn sucks. That’s just ignorant

@FallacyEcho @hicksinferno Rotting or not, they certainly don't clown around

@devoidhorizons @hicksinferno As well as rotting in vain

@poopswag34 Meanwhile, Greydon Square lyrics: "Nowhere to hide, the vast smothers him A Graham's number of gigaparsecs to the upper rim Hyper realms absent temporal cause Every unique cosmic set with different physical laws"

Heavy metal music is much more intellectual than rap music

@benedictsred You mean it makes you wanna play a few rounds of golf with your buddies over a few Budweisers while talking about current events and listening to Jason Aldean, and then saying "Let's do a silly one" before taking a silly group photo?

Hearing Bob Seger’s voice triggers what I like to call my primal whiteness

@FallacyEcho @hicksinferno True again, although it does lead to them coming undone a lot of the time

@devoidhorizons @hicksinferno It doesn't make them bad

@H1DDENBODIES He's right on the money

Timothée Chalamet is under fire for saying Bob Dylan's Blood on the Tracks is overrated. “It's just not as accessible as people think. You expect me to listen to a honly-tonk ragtime song?”