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@Andr3jH The Mongolian horses would have went on strike when confronted by this.

Seeing this physiognomy must have triggered some genetic memories of the Mongol conquest in Xi. This is psychological warfare of the highest order.

@StanphylCap Europe gets less oil from Hormuz than lots of other regions around the world.

If I'm Trump right now, I maintain the Iranian blockade indefinitely (until the government fragments) and tell Europe that if it wants the Strait open, it should send in its navies and get to work.

@LakeShowYo @mcten Bronny still doesn’t realise that Dads let their kids beat them. 🤦‍♂️

Bronny: “The last time I played LeBron 1-on-1 he broke a backboard at our house in Miami” Reaves: “Because you won?” Bronny: “Yes” Reaves: “Don’t leave that out!” 😭 (via @mcten)

@Cal_III Someone doesn’t know what literally means.

Literally throwing the toys out the pram because he didn’t win some bogus zog award.

@KateGoesTech @JackBMontgomery There is now so off you pop.

@JackBMontgomery There was no invasion in 2010

The defining trait of a modern "Patriot": will talk big about saving their country, but is the first one to fuck off when sh*t hits the fan

@raphaeldogg Seems like someone hasn’t heard of the Laffer curve…

So... the people who currently pay no taxes will leave the country if we make them pay taxes, and we'll lose all the taxes that they don't pay. No, let me try that again...

@collin_ruth89 A child watching a cartoon is hardly a travesty. Never watched cartoons yourself?

@BBCr4today They knew about it all along. They are just pretending not to know as an excuse to get money.

"We think we deserve compensation... Many of us only had two years notice." Angela Madden, chair of the Waspi women campaign, responds to the news that the government will rethink a decision to reject compensation for women hit by changes to the state pension age. #R4Today

@granawkins Well she surely managed to elicit some swordsmanship from the CEO and also brought attention. Big win from her.

from first principles, this is an outrageous outfit for a professional interview with a ceo.

@compliantvc Starbucks was only founded 54 years ago! These start ups playing fast and loose with the rules. I don't trust companies less than a century old.

Please be careful out there My friend Ludwig was on vacation and fell for a crazy scam He was at an airport (unfamiliar territory for him), and went to a coffee shop. His "latte" came in a massive, oversized paper cup (should have been the first red flag) As he paid, he was prompted to put his email into the iPad at the cash register He did it without thinking Right after clicking submit, he realized his mistake He had just handed over personal information WITHOUT receiving an adequate disclosure of how his data would be stored and used. And he didn't even get the chance to accept/reject privacy cookies. He sprinted to the nearest uniformed police officer to get help The worst part? The local authorities can't do ANYTHING about data privacy issues "Not our problem" they cop said What a barbaric country My friend is now warning everyone to avoid this country It's called "United States of America" and the café that assaulted his privacy is called "Starbucks" Please avoid this place at all costs!

@itsme_urstruly Bit inappropriate to put it on the internet for all to see

"..and that, kids, is how I met your mother"

@Katie_Lam_MP The Tories were in charge while all this happened. Don’t pretend like someone else did it.

From our financial regulators to the NHS, whole areas of the British state have spent billions of taxpayer pounds on fighting climate change. It has made no difference. Rather than throwing our money at every new fad, these institutions should focus on doing their jobs.

@SkyFootball There is no rule that says the whole game is to stop just because one player needs to tie their laces.

Thomas Frank and the Spurs players were not happy with Fabian Schär’s opening goal for Newcastle as Djed Spence was out of position after stopping to tie his laces 😯👞

@BellaWallerstei Conservatives raised taxes to record levels.

“Mark my words, Labour will raise your taxes” Rishi was right.

@ClaireCoutinho Remind us which party was the one who brought in onerous 75% taxes on oil and gas. Oh yes the Conservatives.

Devastating. 2,000 more jobs at risk in the North Sea. As long as Ed Miliband keeps his mad ban on new oil and gas licences in place, news like this is only going to become a lot more common. As long as we need oil and gas, as much of it as possible should come from Britain.

@tedcruz Yes these “no king” protestors are election deniers.

You misunderstand. They’re mad we don’t have King Biden or King Obama or Queen Kamala. The pesky voters frustrated their plans….

@MigoMCFC @fukxumean @hekitike9 He’s 40 cm shorter than Wemby!

@fukxumean @hekitike9 Footy’s version of Wemby. To be that tall and move so elegantly is insane

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@ShivaniRaja_LE The conservatives never do any of this when they are actually in power

This is why I am a Conservative 👇🏻💙

@JuneVanBloem He is mixed race not light skin

Lightskin niggas smh. If half time was 10 mins longer he'd pop out with a new trim mid-game

@tomhfh They are just saying anything to get elected now. Once elected it will be the same old Tories from the last 14 years.

Kemi announces: British benefits for British citizens only. Benefits to be restricted to most severe conditions only. Motability vehicles to be restricted to people with serious disabilities only.