Don Joe *Mr Cazorla*

@SkySportsPL Very good, na your turn to carry the curse.

BREAKING: 3 wins from 3 games including a victory over their title rivals in April earns Manchester City manager Pep Guardiola the Premier League Barclays Manager of the Month award 🥇

@blackburnLiam1 @SkySportsNews Zero sense.

@SkySportsNews Glasner’s not wrong to protect Palace, but Arsenal fans acting like he owes them a full-strength side is laughable. Three days before a final, you’d be mad not to rotate.

"If someone criticises, it would be nonsense" 💬 "There were 37 games before, I'm only responsible for Crystal Palace" Oliver Glasner on possibly naming a weakened team against Arsenal on the final day of the Premier League season, three days before the Conference League final.

@AdegbemboB For those using RDP, There's always a signature wey the fake laptop dey send to the original laptop, there's latency in the speed when you send command and when it reaches Outlier, the way the mouse moves is also sluggish, it jumps on screen instead of moving smoothly.

There was a massive purge on OUTLIER yesterday/last night. They didn’t just deactivate accounts… they actually deleted some. The difference is that with a deactivated account, you’ll still get paid for what you worked for on Wednesday. But with a deleted account, you won’t be paid anything. Picture 1 shows a deactivated account, while Picture 2 shows a deleted account.

@Lalapro_ @inDrive You paid for comfort on Indrive 😂😂 Next time book BOLT or UBER ehn fine girl.

I almost got kidnapped by an indriver today after I was assaulted, insulted. This is not just about “bad service” no one should get into a car and feel trapped , threatened and unsave . @inDrive please do better @inDrive

@daifreenft @__BigJo Please I want 20 pieces at #304k

@__BigJo okay so good stats but you got scammed it's ₦304k not ₦370k ask for a refund

Here's my personal review. I'm seeing lots of questions. It got mine for 370k Naira I use it with my work station, I just have my HP Elite book and my Xiaomi Phone My PC specifically is an EliteBook x360 1040 G7 The battery capacity is about 54Wh/ 78.5Wh battery. This itel Energy Power Tank has a capacity of 1000Wh (Watt-hours). Now a full charge of my laptop and phone. If I don't use it while charging will drain it to 92 - 90% Meaning I can charge my laptop like 8 - 10 times. You can do the math. ----- I use it on my Hisense TV with the sound bar as well. If I watch a full 2 hrs movie, it can run to say 80 - 75% ----- Personally, it's very reliable for me. Don't use it for large stuff like Fridge or AC, it's not advisable. I hope this helps in your decision. Please buy from trusted vendors only. If you need one, I can send you my vendor details.

@sowore @TunjiDisu1 In all this essay, there's no point you mentioned if the IG is aware of this case, but you made his name the topic?

Signs of Weak Leadership Under New IGP @TunjiDisu1 Are Already Manifesting! In the last few days, troubling signs have emerged suggesting that the newly appointed Inspector-General of Police, @TunjiDisu1 , may be indecisive and not sufficiently firm in managing the affairs of the Nigeria Police Force @PoliceNG. If these early signals are anything to go by, rogue elements within the Nigeria Police Force will quickly recognize and exploit this perceived weakness. One case that illustrates this concern is that of @MaureenBadejo, the UK-based blogger who has been held in Nigeria following complaints involving two prominent General Overseers, @APOSTLESULEMAN and Dr. @REAL_DKOLUKOYA . Maureen Badejo was initially brought before a Magistrate's Court, charged with cybercrime, which appeared uncomfortable with the apparent attempt to use its jurisdiction to perpetrate injustice. The magistrate granted her bail, allowing her temporary freedom, but the officers involved, led by a notorious Superintendent of Police (SP) Smart Abubakar, weren't happy and had tried to rearrest her and keep her in Kirirkiri prison. Following this development, Maureen Badejo traveled to Abuja, where a source within the new IGP’s office informed us that the Inspector-General’s Principal Staff Officer (PSO), CP Ahmed Lateef, wanted to meet with Maureen Badejo and TracyNither Nicolas Ohiri. (the woman who is also being oppressed by Tinubu's Works Minister, David Umahi) Both women attended the meeting alongside human rights lawyer Marshal D F Abubakar, Esq. During the discussion, PSO Lateef reportedly offered what he described as an 'apology' and stated that the new IGP would not want his tenure to be associated with abuse of citizens’ rights. However, from the outset, there were reasons to treat that assurance cautiously. I know Lateef to be a cunning police officer. I advised Maureen that the assurances could not be relied upon and decided to escalate the matter by contacting AIG Emmanuel Ade Aina, head of the Police Legal Directorate. AIG Aina indicated that he would "look into the matter." Many within the force describe him as capable and potentially upright, but often never straightforward in dealing with sensitive issues. After returning to Lagos, Maureen waited for action from both PSO Lateef and the police hierarchy. Instead of relief, the situation worsened. The police unit handling her case at the NCC unit of the FCIID replaced the prosecutor with a more aggressive officer, A O Nwabusi The case was then scheduled before Justice Akintayo Aluko on Tuesday, but was miraculously shifted to a Friday (The day of the week often associated with tactical arraignments designed to keep defendants in custody over the weekend even when bail is granted) Alarmed by these developments, I again reached out to AIG Aina to ask why Maureen was still being arraigned despite the earlier discussions. His response was shocking. While admitting that, by drawing his attention to the matter, he had called for the file and review, he then asked why Maureen should not face trial, stating that he had not initially realized that she had allegedly offended Apostle Johnson Suleman and suggesting that nothing would stop the prosecution. Maureen was subsequently arraigned today before Justice Aluko, a judge widely perceived to be particularly sympathetic to cases involving religious leaders. Justice Aluko previously presided over the case of Harrison Ofoegbu "Ijele" The King Of The Game who spent nearly two years in prison after offending pastor Evang.Ebuka Obi. In Maureen’s case, the matter has now been adjourned until March 16, 2026. There are fears that if bail is granted at the next hearing, the conditions may be deliberately difficult for her to meet. For me, this episode speaks to @TunjiDisu1's leadership style at the Nigeria Police Force under his purview as the new Inspector-General. Officers who thrive in a system of abuse and impunity will definitely find comfort in a leadership style perceived as conciliatory and hesitant. Some within the system already describe the new IGP as having plenty of demeanor but little decisive action a comparison that has been likened to former President Goodluck Jonathan’s leadership style. If the early days of IGP Disu’s tenure are defined by hesitation rather than firm oversight, rogue officers within the Nigeria Police Force will feel emboldened to continue the very abuses he reportedly promised would not define his leadership. WE MUST BRACE AND FIGHT UNTIL WE GET THE Nigeria Police Force WE DESERVE.

@itzchristunique x.com/itzchristuniqu… This post abi another one?

PUBLIC APOLOGY TO MY MUTUALS AND TO SIMI Yesterday afternoon, I made a post about Simi's ongoing online saga and how far it had gone. In that post, while saying she could have apologized to reduce the dragging, I unfortunately included an unconfirmed piece of information. I saw the news on several timelines and I assumed it was accurate. Without proper verifying it, I reposted it. My intention was never to push any agenda on simi or anyone. I genuinely spoke from the angel of doing things the right way to avoid unnecessary attention and further damages. However, intention does not erase impact and I understand that many people were uncomfortable uncomfortable with the post. I take fully responsibility for the misinformation I attached to it. I sincerely apologize for. I cannot speak against false accusations and at the same time contribute to spreading unverified information. That is not who I am, I do not tweet for clout and I am not someone who ignores my fault when I am wrong. As soon as I realize the narrative is becoming misleading, I took the post down. That does not undo the mistake but it was the first step in correcting it. To simi and her family, I am deeply sorry. To everyone who felt hurt, disappointed or Misrepresented because of that post, please forgive me. To my mutuals who expected better from me, I understand your disappointment and I am truly sorry Note: the post was never meant to defame or accuse it was a repost of information I failed to verify and that failure is entirely on me. For that I take fully responsibility of it. Again I sincerely apologize I will do better. This experience has humbled me and I do not take it lightly. I will be more mindful with my words and more responsible with what I share. I take this as a lesson, not just for today, but for my journey ahead. I value integrity and I will continue striving to do better. Thank you for holding me accountable with it, thanks to everyone who corrected me with honesty and patience. I appreciate you more than you know.

@Hillary16216274 @BenHundeyin They should carry report sheet to junctions?

@BenHundeyin We hold you to your words, mandate your officers to write report not oral report that is more easy to manipulate. I have never seen Nigeria Police with paper 📄 regardless of the incidents.

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@SympLySimi Thank God say you quick blow, by now you for don accuse one innocent boy of grape.

If someone scores and they're running, those other players that run after him and jump on him - isn't that like sexual harrassment.

@Chigemezu619 @pxrcyishim Watching your shame 😂

@pxrcyishim Other clubs from different countries were legit watching Man Utd. That’s how biggggg we are.!

we are on a 9 games unbeaten streak and somehow they’re still bantering us because of one jobless dude, fairs👏

@Dammi_Esq Once you make an agreement that's not within the scope of the law of the land. Even if I signed it on ten different pages, it won't hold water in court. Sign kor. It's like you telling me I signed you should kill me if I don't refund your money, kill me na.

Since you insist the caution fee is non-refundable, it means the tenant has already paid in advance for possible damages. The appropriate step is to deduct the cost of repairs from the caution fee. Each ceiling costs about ₦5,000. For 10 ceilings, that’s ₦50,000. Add workmanship of ₦15,000, bringing the total to ₦65,000. If anything, the tenant still has a balance of the caution fee left. By this logic, he might as well come back and damage more to make it ₦100,000. A tenant can only be held responsible beyond the caution fee if there is clear evidence that the damage was intentional, or if the damage exceeds what the caution fee can cover. The landlord collected ₦100,000 with the expectation that some level of damage would occur when the tenant moved out. Adding a clause that the caution fee is non-refundable also goes against the standard purpose of such fees. Therefore, the damaged ceilings fall within the expected wear or damage already covered by the caution fee. There is no evidence the tenant intentionally removed them they are simply the kind of damage the caution fee was meant to insure against. The only issue is that the tenant didn’t calculate well enough to fully exhaust the ₦100,000.

Because my tenant requested a refund of his ₦100k caution fee and I clearly explained that it’s non-refundable showing him where it’s stated in the tenancy agreement he signed I went to the apartment this morning to inspect it. Sadly, I discovered that the tenant had damaged 10 ceiling, two in the parlour, one in each room, two in the toilet, and two in the kitchen. ©️ The Parliament House 🏠

@SkySportsNews City is still roaming free after 115 months

BREAKING: Leicester have been handed a six-point deduction for a breach of financial spending rules 🚨

@elonmusk "Happiness" in your own league is definitely greed. You want to conquer the world innit?

Whoever said “money can’t buy happiness” really knew what they were talking about 😔

@InvertTheWing At the end, your opinion was useless.

I don’t know. In my opinion, the blueprint for beating Arsenal is to park the bus. They lack individual quality to break down low blocks. This means they will play the set piece game. Can Chelsea deal with that? Sanchez is one of the most box dominant goalkeepers in the world is what I will say. And Chelsea also happen to be one of the best teams at punishing opponents in transition, in my opinion.

@djspeakz_ent @MrEzWins @hackSultan @Cynthiaolagbaju So once the 1000 reduce to 300 in the new group, they won't question you. They will just assume the remaining 700 aren't serious.

@djspeakz_ent @MrEzWins @hackSultan @Cynthiaolagbaju I understand where yu coming from Speakz. I think this should be possible. Once the game ends, just announce that those who won should send you their tickets, you want to be sure they are serious and you won't move forward with those who don't stake.

This is how the scam is being done : Get a group of 3000 people and divide them into 3 groups (1000 per group) Step 1 Group A : Tell them Barca will beat Madrid. Group B : Tell them Madrid will beat Barca. Group C : Tell them it’ll be a draw. ( Result : Madrid wins. Everyone in Group B is happy. ) Delete group A and C. Then divide group B into 3 new groups of 333 people each. Step 2 : Group B(a) : Tell them Man U will beat Chelsea. Group B(b) : Tell them Chelsea will beat Man U. Group B(c) : Tell them it’ll be a draw. (result : Its a draw. Everyone in Group B(c) is happy and starting to trust you. ) Delete group B(a) and B(b). Divide group B(c) into 3 new groups of 111 people each. Step 3 : Group Bc(1) : Tell them Liverpool will win Sunderland. Group Bc(2) : Tell them Sunderland will win Liverpool. Group Bc(3) : Tell them it’ll be a draw. (result : It’s a draw and the 111 people in group Bc(3) now trust you because you’ve given them 3 accurate predictions. ) Now tell all the 111 people to pay you $1000 each that you have the correct score for Arsenal VS Newcastle. Alot of them will pay because from their view, you’ve given them 3 accurate games and it’s all been correct. Why am I sharing this? Be careful out there when anyone tells you to pay for one magic correct score or guaranteed trading bots or so. This is one of the few ways they use to exploit people. Be smart.

@MichealCodes @OPay_NG "For Now"

@deyqunlay @OPay_NG That’s not stressful to you?

Hi @OPay_NG It will be nice to be able to see how much I’ve transferred to a particular account all time in history. Search for the account and click on it then you see the history

@ProLifeLiz Can never be American.

Husband and I just finished watching a new show and there were no sex scenes? No gay characters? No leftist propaganda? And we both liked it? Crazy

@Omojuwa Most of you are just lucky to be popular, nothing dey una head.

Can’t possibly be correct. All time points Premier League? Even common sense says Man United has to be top.

@STUPENDOUS1KING @NatureBoy1_BRE3 @Omojuwa Who you dey reply fes, use your @ well.

@NatureBoy1_BRE3 @Omojuwa Are u that slow bro?